So Lena, hows school? Hows that tiny little white noy your in love with? hows stanislaus? is it hot in Mogaysto? hows that stuff about the stuff you were talking about when you brought up that stuff? And what other stuff is up?
as a little april fools joke, i made my facebook status say that my dog died and this creepy 40 year old grad student sent me a message that said: "Mandee--
I have a dog too. I'm so sorry, honey. You have my deepest sympathies. --Michael"
a couple of my friends claimed to be "complicated" with each other on fb. would have been funnier if they'd done engaged or married, but I guess they didn't want to piss anyone off.
A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.
Hey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.
Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 6:54 PM Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 6:56 PM
she's traditionally attractive and she looks stupid, but i think she would be nice. also, she has a cute dog. i don't know if we would hang out, but she would probably think i was funny and we would occasionally talk in class or say hi if we saw each other on the street. that's how i imagine our relationship would be. so tell us, what's wrong with her, lena?
EDIT: oh, okay. i didn't look at her profile before, but now i agree that it is probably fake.
Also, I find it hilarious how many people mention being "fake" or "fake friends" or "people who stab u in the back" on their MySpace pages. Is that the first thing you mention to someone when you meet them? Because ranting about fake people on your page is the IRL equivalent of going "hi, how are you, I sure hope you're not a fake-ass poser like all my other friends."
EWW I just realized the guy next to hottie is Assyrian. See folks, this is why I prefer white men over those nasty, hairy, pussy-hungry Assyrians. I'm not being rude, I'm just saying that I don't prefer being with my people.
me: well i have a presentation to do for my interpersonal class, basically i have to interview 2 people (friends, relatives, co-workers, couples..etc) that are have a recurring conflict in their relationship. I have to interview them and come up w/ soltions to help solve the problem.
So are you having a conflict, or do you know anyone who is?
her: Well i'm not dating anyone, but i'll ask my friends and i'll let you know for sure.
Guess what? My feminism class is making me hate men.
Quick lesson:
There a 5 types of "feminist schools"
Liberal: Concerned with equal rights for both sexes. Believe that men and women should compete equally in church, politics, and corporate jobs. Their critics (radicals) say that you cannot expect women to compete with men in institutions that were specifically designed for men.
Radical: They want to abolish capitalism, church, and army. Their goal is to start a new society. Their critics argue that it's impossible.
Marxist: Blame capitalism for gender inequality. Radical feminists have criticized the Marxist for be essentialists.
French feminism: Deals with psychology and the formation of male dominance.
Post-modern feminism- I wasn’t paying attention.
Other things that caught my attention:
In pop culture, females cannot take on the role of being intelligent and sexy.
Insecure men will often downplay a women's intelligence.
Gloria Alred was on tv once and she said that there is absolutely no difference between boys and girls. She said the only difference is their genitalia. I think Dr. Drew would strongly disagree with that dumb cunt.
Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 12:45 PM Edited Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 12:46 PM
check this out.
Come Support Teatro Los Hijos Del Campo as we worked hard to put on this fun production. All proceeds go twoards scholarships for undocumented students coming to college.
Why don't they help out legal Hispanics students, instead of those who broke the law. If I was Hispanic, I'd be pissed.
Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 5:28 PM Edited Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 5:30 PM
yeah, but at least 90% of the buildings are new. When I visited my sis in Skokie, IL every building/house was built in the early 1900's. Even their firetruck was outdated. It sounded so weird.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 6:37 PM Edited Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 6:38 PM
We had our body image debates today. It was interesting. The other group kept pointing out that Marilyn Monroe was not a size 0, but she's still considered beautiful, and our response was that we no longer have that same image of beauty. I also said something unintentionally offensive, which was: Skinny bitches lie when they say they eat a lot. I didn't say skinny bitches aloud though. Also some girl started crying when she was talking about how she gets called obese when she goes shopping, and this skinny bitch and ugly skater dude started laughing at her. I'm gonna confront those bastards.
