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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 10:08 AM I know I'm going to try calling in about setting boundaries with my parents. And I have an old article that I'm going to try to get in as a Germany or Florida too, I might even sing a new theme song I made up last night. —John Lennon |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 10:53 AM Please don't ruin Adam's glorious return by calling in. Srsly. We hear enough of that shit here. Call Dawson McCallister or something. He'd be more than happy to answer some whiny bullshit question on his sorry excuse for a radio show. —andrewwagner777 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 1:11 PM Dear Mayor of Friendville, Since you're used to supporting a loser (Romney), why can't you be nice to me? Everyone just wait, I will call in and I will sing my song and it will be grand! —John Lennon |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:18 PM If I'm the mayor, you're the President of Friendville. Have you had a solid relationship over a year in the 21st century? —andrewwagner777 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:18 PM he's not even a friend. he's the mayor of soloville. or something. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:24 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:26 PM He's the governor of Lonelyhoma. andrew is the mayor of Friendville, which is the state capital. —Jaffa Cakes |
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adams_babymomma |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:46 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:54 PM Is it true that Elliot Spitzer also was a pimp? Meaning that he actually received money for arranging prostitue meetings for his buddies? —adams_babymomma |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:59 PM I don't think so. Feds busted him wiretapping his phone arranging meetings with Kristen, a hooker for $4300. —andrewwagner777 |
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adams_babymomma |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:08 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:10 PM 
who gives a shit about her swimsuit career; does the ho do anal? —adams_babymomma |
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John Lennon |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:14 PM Have you had a solid relationship over a year in the 21st century? Nope. I'm trying to get better at being able to tolerate a relationship. I don't even have that great of one with my sister. Actually I don't have a sister but my brother acts like kind of a girl sometimes. But only when I ask him to put on the wig and stuff his shirt and put on the Ano mask. Then I play clips of Ano talking like a girl while I whack off. It's good times. —John Lennon |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:26 PM who gives a shit about her swimsuit career; does the ho do anal? lol - jj's_babymomma —plurry |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:55 PM Would I get to keep it forever and ever? —Masteel |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:03 PM This is the same person ABM, so catty of you to only show the semi-bad pic. 
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ZT Spice |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:17 PM She's good, but she's not 4300 dollars a night good. —ZT Spice |
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airking32 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:17 PM she is VERY attractive. i think that's just about as hot as a prostitute comes. —airking32 |
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acm323 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:26 PM She's charging 4,000 an hour. For 4,000 dollars an hour she probably does some pretty sick shit. —acm323 |
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airking32 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:29 PM like let THIS specimen stick his dick in her
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM I'm the Generalissimo of Lexieville. —derekho |
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Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:35 AM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:41 AM Yeah, Kristen's hot but definitely not worth that much money. I don't care what she lets you do. By the way, this is from her personal description...
"When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I've never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs." SHHHOOOOOOCKING! You mean a crappy abusive upbringing leads people into abandonment, drugs and prostitution. So then tards crappy out babies = bad. Someone alert the media! —Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:15 AM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:42 AM Well it looks like I won't be able to call in tonight, I can't get my microphone on Skype working. Man, I REALLY wanted to talk to Adam and Drew!!!! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT! —John Lennon |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:28 AM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:30 AM ^you're parents are not gonna go through every damn number you dial. He was charged $4300 for many nights, not just one. I guess they have a pay in advance feature. I feel sorry for her though, the escort service shut down and now she can't pay her rent. She told the NY Times that she might move back in with her family. The same abusive family she left 5 years ago.
Anyways, I really like the style if writing that goes into creating the hooker's profile.
ABM's love for horseback riding has taken her on many riding experiences from an early age. Now that she's moved on from ponies, she's ready to ride your cock! Book her today and let her hop on your saddle. She'll don a pair of cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. Together you can ride through the plain forests.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:29 AM Actually, she was only $1000. $4300 was for the company's top-rated girls. Kristen only had 3 diamonds out of a possible 7. Gotta feel bad for his MILF of a wife. —shakrat |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:30 AM Well it looks like I won't be able to call in tonight, I can't get my microphone on Skype working and I don't want the 1-800 number showing up on my parents' cell phone bill. I know they would ask me why I was calling a 1-800 number. What are you, 12 years old? —miyagi-sama |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:34 AM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:34 AM ^ you're just realizing that now? spending $4300 on a prostitute is probably a bigger deal to us than it is to him because he has the money. also, he has issues. —mandee |
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mandee |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:52 AM i don't work for this particular service, so i wouldn't know. —mandee |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 10:07 AM Hola chicas/chicos, Hi, my name is Mig and I am from Northern California. I do anal. I did tons of drugs when I was in High School including ecstacy, cocaine, and speed. Nowadays I like to shoot heroin in my eye while taking the lords name in vein. I do anal. Im a trust fund baby and am used to a lavsh life of Don P, limo's, and the occasional Jenkem. I love long walks on the beach where we can search for sea shells and albatross. I do anal. So, if this sounds good, and you feel like trying new things (im open to almost anything except scat, but hey, it takes all kinds) then hit me up and lets see where this 6-pack of Schlitz tall boys takes us! Did I mention that I do anal? ![]()
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:45 AM I really don't know how cell phone registration stuff works. —John Lennon |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:09 PM Well it looks like I won't be able to call in tonight, I can't get my microphone on Skype working. Man, I REALLY wanted to talk to Adam and Drew!!!! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT! —John Lennon
LOVELINE AUDIENCE (not to mention Drew and Adam): Your prayers have been answered.
Also, nice move editing your post (again) after folks gave you shit for being a pussy (again), you pussy. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:10 PM pussy! god, why is it so FUN? EDIT: pussy! —airking32 |
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TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:55 PM To be fair, cell phones are quite expensive and if you don't have any friends who will be calling you, it's really not worth the investment. —TortillaFactory |
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plurry |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:13 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:13 PM who the fuck would give him their phone number? —plurry |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 6:15 PM Back when I used to work at Gottschalks, a customer had forgotten her cell phone on the sweaters table. So of course I stole it and found out that all the "people" in her address book were Barnes and Noble, Pizza Hut, Round Table and Wendy's. I'm guessing that Wendy was maybe a friend. Although 2 people did leave her voicemails, but their numbers were not in her address book. So either she knew their numbers by heart, or they weren't good enough to have their names in her phone book. —adams_babymomma |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:53 PM The guy at Verizon laughed at me cuz I have over 300 numbers in my phone. —pookie |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:28 PM I've been coughing all night and have lost my voice, so now I can't call into Loveline. God this sucks. Oh well, I will phone in to Adam's morning show one of these mornings. They take calls, right? —John Lennon |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:35 PM if anybody gets in give a shoutout for tlc and yur screen name
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:43 PM yea sorry if that wasn't implied, but for all you tards out there, you dont have to do what i suggest, i just thought it mightbe interesting to see who gets in. hey mandee, baby, why the hostility? what inspired you to post that? —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:54 PM damn sounds like they're not doing germany or floridas tonight, ormaybe they already have too many, but the also didnt want a call about the ACS or top gear, shit they probably just want movie questions —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:15 PM ehhh lemme think about it, i'll get back to you on that one dusty wouldnt it be great if i got on loveline and i could actually annoy the hell out of all you people on a live radio show! just imagine... if that doesnt work, i suppoes i culd allways juss use real badd gramemr aand spellking2 scrw up ur b-loved staril forumn, and i'd be doing it just for you... —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:16 PM say t lyke u meen it, lik a reaL Man —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:25 PM you obviously dont have very good logic skills either, cmon buddy, i just told you i was gunna do that to piss you off, get with it man. nice to see is having some effect though. —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:40 PM Back to the hot chick in the bikini, apparently Penthouse is after her to pose. And Playboy has no intentions of approaching her. Maybe she'll spread eagle. —Masteel |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:53 PM hehe nice segway,
yea playboy seems to just do basic hot chicks, chicks you're lucky to see naked; penthouse goes for the women that look like they should be in internet porn, or should go back to it. good times, though, it's not like i can complain about internet porn.
i dunno what it is about her, but she looks like you'd find her in porn. —jizzgrenade |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:55 PM Would you pay $4300.00 for this? Tough call, say yes and you're creepy and desperate. Say no and you might hurt her feelings. Need some extra cash ABM? 
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Friday, March 14, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Edited Friday, March 14, 2008 at 10:46 PM urban dictionary that shit next time, mayne
though you probably just wouldnt have thought to look there —jizzgrenade |
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Friday, March 14, 2008 at 10:50 PM Thank god for Kevin Smith and Clerks II, or I never would have known that. —Masteel |
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Saturday, March 15, 2008 at 8:52 AM
Edited Saturday, March 15, 2008 at 8:52 AM i had to explain to my mom this morning what jay and silent bob movies are. [even though we own several]
she watched good will hunting last night : (.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 12:05 AM She should watch "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season" it's much better than the first one. —Masteel |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 6:05 PM Ass 2 Mouth has GOT to be the nastiest, dirtiest thing you could do.
except for the 2 girls 1 cup shit.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:44 PM buy, hey. What about all these pornos where the dude does her in the ass, then she sucks him off??? That's got to be gross. —Masteel |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:47 PM I thought that's what A2M was. Aw, man...Don't tell me ass 2 mouth actually means ass-licking!?? —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:47 PM
Edited Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:48 PM that IS what a2m is. ass-licking is analingus. for loveline fans, you guys sure are ignorant about actual sex. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:53 PM Ass to mouth, the chick licks your asshole, then kisses you. That's what I always thought. Now that I think of it, there could be a lot of ass to mouth variations. —Masteel |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:54 PM it can also be the term used when one surgically changes an ass to a mouth. —mandee |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:56 PM I had a sheltered upbringing and I know this. Why do I know this? I feel like such a pervert compared to all these dirty old men who don't even know what a2m means. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 8:59 PM Hey, now...I had it right the first time; I was just made less sure by others' misconception. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 9:00 PM No, no. That's wiki. Anyone could write that. I say it's not the final word, I say there are several A2M variations, as stated above. —Masteel |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 9:10 PM I guess you can use "ass to mouth" however you want, but most people are going to think you mean what Wikipedia says. please let's not debate wikipedia's accuracy again. I do this so much. it is monitored by thousands of nerds who make sure that things are properly sourced; it's more accurate than a website written by a single person for this exact reason. ugh. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 10:40 PM please let's not debate wikipedia's accuracy again. I do this so much. it is monitored by thousands of nerds who make sure that things are properly sourced; it's more accurate than a website written by a single person for this exact reason. ugh. —TortillaFactory I <3 you all over again. —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 10:43 PM It took them forever to fix my Yahoo Serious entry. —bguirk |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 10:49 PM I blame the retarded college students who use wikipedia as a source in papers. fucking source the actual source. IT FUCKING HAS FOOTNOTES, USE THEM. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 10:53 PM I once saw a clip of a girl eating out a guy's asshole. About thirty seconds into it, he purposely farts in her mouth. She calls him a fucking asshole and walks out. I can't say I feel sorry for her. Anyone stupid enough to eat out someone's cornhole deserves whatever they get. —acm323 |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 4:43 AM Arse-to-Mouth That's what I'm saying from now on, instead of ass-to-mouth. This is a big deal, because I say it a lot. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:23 AM I blame the retarded college students who use wikipedia as a source in papers. fucking source the actual source. IT FUCKING HAS FOOTNOTES, USE THEM. —TortillaFactory I'm in graduate school and people cite wikipedia. Professors get really upset. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 11:32 AM i've seen the clip that acm was talking about. does this make me an internet troll/porn addict? —lexieho |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 11:33 AM ps. ASS TO ASS. is the only way to go. school is so awkward. —lexieho |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 11:34 AM ^ is that anything like "cheek to cheek?" —pookie |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 3:56 PM lexie, i want to poop back and forth! —plurry |
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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 4:55 PM I'm in graduate school and people cite wikipedia. Professors get really upset. —bguirk
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