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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:37 PM diva cups sound like a good idea until you read some first-hand accounts about how blood spatters all over the bathroom when you remove them seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:39 PM seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory
seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding
—TortillaFactory seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory
seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding —TortillaFactory
seriously just take birth control and stop submitting to the tyranny of uterine shedding
—TortillaFactory
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:40 PM it's funny how many chicks i've talked with about this balk at taking BC all month long.. like not having a period is going to fuck something up. —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:41 PM I like the crazy idea of not having my hormones altered by BC. Plus, if I never had a period, I'd be paranoid about being pregnant and not finding out until it was too late. —chix0r |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:45 PM I like the crazy idea of not having my hormones altered by BC. Why, did hormones save your child's life or something seriously what makes them so great —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:47 PM the pros outweigh the cons with bc, but seems we've been over this recently. —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:49 PM I generally try not to side with Liz, but here there's so much medical evidence backing her up and saying that the adverse health effects are negligible (and dwarfed in comparison with the adverse effects of being pregnant). Not only that but I'm sure that chix0r's boyfriend is fucking her, I'm sure that he'd be happier not to have to use a condom. ... actually, on second thought - fuck him. Carry on. —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:49 PM I don't have a problem with being on BC temporarily. Once I get my tubes tied though, I'm not staying on it just so I won't have a period. I have a thing about taking pills I guess; I don't want to screw around with anything too much. Edit: I've been on BC for the past two years, thank you. —chix0r |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:52 PM Edit: I've been on BC for the past two years, thank you. Yeah I figured this was the case, and I couldn't work out your "messing with hormones" argument generally I agree with you about messing, but in this case I'm willing to take the risk we're all going to die of microwave-induced cancer or something anyway —TortillaFactory |
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anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:59 PM microwave-induced cancer Another great example of folkish wisdom with about zero medical evidence backing it up. —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:03 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:10 PM I do have vadge melasma from the BC, and it's kind of lame. Thank Christ I didn't get it on my face where you're supposed to; the doctor said it'll never go away. I'd also like to point out that I don't have weird blotches on my vag; it just looks like I dipped the lower half of it in something that made the skin darker. —chix0r |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:17 PM This thread turned sort of vomit-inducing near the end, wouldn't you say? —jezebel |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:19 PM my roommate is a huge advocate of the diva cup. unfortunately, i've had to deal with her showing me her bloody diva cup, but besides that, they seem awesome. they sell them really cheap at my school and they last for like 10 years and you never have to buy tampons anymore. i would get one, but i can't even use tampons properly. my other roommate is on bc and she constantly gets yeast infections. —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:27 PM The thought of washing out blood from a cup disgusts me. When I changed my pad, I throw it away in a matter of milliseconds without even looking at the blood.
I like the thought of using BC to reduce menstruation. Any suggestions on which BC is more effective?
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:27 PM SINCE WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A "LET'S ALL HATE ON BIRTH CONTROL" THREAD BACK ON TOPIC PLZ The diva cup is one of those many things that seems cool to get into, except everyone who advocates it is militant/blowhard/insane. I always avoided diva cups for the same reason that I avoided recreational BDSM. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:31 PM sorry lena, didn't see you there. I've been on two different pills that can be taken continuously for several months, and they told me to stop and have a period occasionally to avoid spotting but I've never had spotting and consequently just took it straight through, for like eleven months. the type of pill you want for those purposes is monophasic. interestingly, I have been to two different planned parenthoods and asked both of them for the truly continuous pill (slightly lower dose), but both of them blew me off. I wish they'd just straight up tell me they didn't have it or something. anyway. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:52 PM when you finally let yourself have a period it will be a monsoon of menstrual blood so you've got that going for you . i hate condoms. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:53 PM when you finally let yourself have a period it will be a monsoon of menstrual blood so you've got that going for you . see, you'd think, but when I ran out of pills last month it was a gentle flow. I don't know about the rest of you but I have a great relationship with my inner organs. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:01 PM This thread turned sort of vomit-inducing near the end, wouldn't you say? —jezebel Near the END? __________________________________________________________
On the original topic: I like to use tampons, because once I've inserted it into my vadge, if I stand, in just the right position, and naked, and then vajart, I can shoot the tampon out at a foe. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:18 PM you have to have air forced into your vagina and then forced out somehow doesn't happen when you're standing. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:51 PM It could be worse - they could have chosen the obvious medium. —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:05 PM I bottle my menstrual blood so it can ferment. The mongols mastered the art of, when riding long distances, cutting a vein in the neck of their horse so that it would squirt blood into their mouth so they wouldn't have to stop to eat. They also trained cheetahs to sit on the back of horses for use while hunting. —derekho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:06 PM The diva cup is one of those many things that seems cool to get into, except everyone who advocates it is militant/blowhard/insane. dang girl. as the spice girls say, if you wanna be my nigga, you gotta get wit my friends. —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:26 PM "I use homemade cloth pads and when I rinse them I keep the blood and water, and pour it on my garden." —lexieho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:33 PM that's bloody water.
also chunks.
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:37 PM mandee, your friends are not sane. true. my best friend is sane, but everyone else is pretty fucked up. the one with the diva cup is relatively cray-cray. —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:51 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:52 PM so i've been looking at the blood art forum for the last half an hour. anyways. some reoccurring poster is named "nzgoddess" i hope there is some relation.
http://nzgoddess.livejournal.com/
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:38 PM I have mixed feelings about tampons and pads. Pads are bulky and I don't like that. But I like the fact that I can easily pull them off my panties. Tampons aren't bulky or ahkward at all. But sometimes the string gets stuck inside me. And then I have to dig it out. And that's just disgusting. I hate that! —acm323 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:41 PM Tie another string to the original string before it gets lost. Backup. —derekho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:42 PM Making "art" out of vadge blood? Oh...my...God! I would love to hear Adam and Dr. Drew analyze these disgusting women. —acm323 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:43 PM I would love to hear those disgusting women analyse Adam and Drew. —derekho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:49 PM Pads are bulky and I don't like that. But I like the fact that I can easily pull them off my panties. Tampons aren't bulky or ahkward at all. But sometimes the string gets stuck inside me. And then I have to dig it out. And that's just disgusting. I hate that! This is why I use Instead instead. —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:56 PM Making "art" out of vadge blood? Oh...my...God! they're just proud of the issuance of their bodies. personally, I make sculptures out of my feces. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 12:01 AM Tie another string length of hemp rope to the original string before it gets lost. Backup. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 12:31 AM "length of hemp rope" always just makes me think of d&d. Tampons are not in the equipment guide. —derekho |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:29 AM Your country has 12 times the population density of mine. I think that is why I never played Dungeons and Dragons as a kid. I'm kind of glad I never got further than Fighting Fantasy. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 6:36 AM i want a kangaroo as an intelligent mount. —lexieho |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 9:21 AM you can't vajart while standing —TortillaFactory Thought about vajarting while walking my dog today and a repressed memory came back. Somewhere around age 21-22 I went out with friends to see strippers and there was one who could vadjart on cue. I stood my dollars up like dominoes and she blew them down (and then took them and bought coke presumably). It wasn't exactly hot, but it was awesome in a novelty. So sad that such a talented girl can't display her best talent in such a repressive society. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:22 PM >>you have to have air forced into your vagina and then forced out somehow doesn't happen when you're standing. I queef while standing at least half the time. Whether the air was forced in while standing is another issue, but the fact is, that's definitely when it comes out. —chix0r |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:41 PM what the hell? i only only vajart during sex, and not even that often.
is something wrong with me? am i missign out?
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 4:54 PM so tis true! you CAN hold air in your vadge for a long enough time to vajart when it smore convnient, say like.... in an elevator? —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 5:51 PM see the stripper story above. that woman had talent. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:39 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:41 PM I stood my dollars up like dominoes and she blew them down (and then took them and bought coke presumably). im gonna stop shoving tampons up my ass —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 9:32 PM Well there are two kinds of queefs. There's the kind that's just air and then there's another kind... —acm323 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:35 PM I've queefed, and I've had jizz come out, but never both at the same time. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:42 PM there should be a competition to find who can queef jizz the furthest from their ax wound. —plurry |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:57 PM that's going to be on the next episode of my dad is better than your dad. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:16 PM i hate jizz dripping out. any solutions? chix0r probably knows about this best. also anobody? —lexieho |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:18 PM You probably just need to replace a gasket or an O-ring (I find those are most often the culprit). —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:21 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:22 PM go lez. —airking32 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:22 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:22 PM It's not just air either. You can also fart through your vagina. If you're sitting cross-legged and you have gas sometimes it will come out that end. So I've heard... —acm323 |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:23 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:24 PM ...or, y'know, stop having sex. Isn't that a bit like saying that the best way to avoid a hangover is not to drink on St. Patty's day? Another viable option is to mix up a batch of alginate and then fill yourself up with it. Once it solidifies, the plug will make a watertight seal plus it's reusable. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:38 PM i hate jizz dripping out. any solutions? condom, or keep paper towels by the bed. or, learn how to appreciate it. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:39 PM would it help if i fed derek cornstarch? —lexieho |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 9:55 PM put some sand in your vagina. that will dry it up. if you're lucky, you'll form a pearl. —plurry |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 3:11 PM >>i hate jizz dripping out. any solutions? If I'm lying down it never bothers me, but if I stand up after I fuck/happened to be standing when I was fucked (always the worst in terms of jizz falling right back out), I just clean up in the bathroom real quick, and it's all better. —chix0r |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:44 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:44 PM >>You can also fart through your vagina. If you're sitting cross-legged and you have gas sometimes it will come out that end. First of all, it's the same end. Second, sometimes when I fart the gas rolls up and out the top of my vag lips. It's a rather interesting feeling. However, if methane actually comes out of your vaginal canal, you've got a problem. —chix0r |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:50 PM i like to believe acm has methane coming out of her vadge. —plurry |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 5:53 PM On a related note, ACM also believes in anal babies. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:02 PM She does it all...oh yes, she does... —Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:56 PM So it's just air and not gas coming out of there? I don't know what it is. I'm not a doctor. —acm323 |
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Beat It! |
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Friday, March 14, 2008 at 5:04 AM Uh, yeah, that much is VERY obvious. And it's not exactly med school type knowledge needed to figure that one out. —Beat It! |
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Friday, March 14, 2008 at 10:14 AM High Horse and away we go!! —Masteel |
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