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ZT Spice

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:17 PM

I rememeber when Dusty and Tiffany went over this and it was pretty funny. Anyone remember what thread that was? Thanks

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM

no, but i was wondering if you'd like to go line dancing with me. i got a real nice ford truck we can ride in. you want a pinch of kodiak?

i wish i knew how to quit you!

plurry

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:42 PM

ZT, what gets whiter the dirtier it gets?


This question was asked in the campus newspaper.


Some guy guessed a penis, but the real answer is...?

adams_babymomma

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Some guy guessed a penis

That is the worst answer I could possibly imagine, it doesn't even make sense.

A blackboard eraser might. I'm too lazy to look up the answer though.

TortillaFactory

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:56 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:59 PM

I was grossed out by Aaron's response and pic:

A blackboard eraser might

Yup that's the answer.

adams_babymomma

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:10 PM

a PENIS!

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:24 PM

I rememeber when Dusty and Tiffany went over this and it was pretty funny.


I don't recall that. Do you, Tiffany?

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:25 PM

no but every time someone bumps up an old thread I'm convinced that I was posting while blacked out.

TortillaFactory

  

mandee

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:08 PM

i feel similarly.

mandee

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:09 PM

yeah, but you actually were.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:40 PM

ba-ZING!

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:28 PM

no, but i was wondering if you'd like to go line dancing with me. i got a real nice ford truck we can ride in. you want a pinch of kodiak? i wish i knew how to quit you! —plurry

I HAVE JENKEM FLAVORED COPENHAGEN.

ZT Spice

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:39 PM

If he constantly photoshops ur pic in an akward position

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:44 PM






*touches own dartos tunic*

*ejaculates*

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:52 PM

I wanna make some NEW whoisnumbaone cartoons.


Anyone got any (workable) suggestions?

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:56 PM

Well... there's always the goat with the prolapsed anus.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:56 PM

I probably couldn't host that on my photobucket.

Besides...too easy.

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:04 PM

LOL @ pic with my drunk friend.

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:13 PM

Ohhh...Y'mean you actually KNOW that sistah?

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:14 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:40 PM

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plurry

  

lexieho

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:24 PM

what about anfernee's mormon crush. in that picture when she looks like a zombie next to a tree?

lexieho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:01 PM


P.S: Fuck you for making me look at Billy for that long.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:02 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:32 PM

what about anfernee's mormon crush

i don't have that one.

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plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:09 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:10 PM

#10 is just RIFE with possibilities!


EDIT: Should I post them, or link them?

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:18 PM

i was linking them so you can post them.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:46 PM

I'm actually a little proud of the execution on this one.


I'll start on the rest tomorrow. Thanks; those are some good candidates.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:51 PM

Dude, wtf is that in #13?

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:53 PM

it is obviously a squirrel penis or something

LESS TALK, MORE PHOTOSHOP

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:54 PM

bifurcated mammal penis.

it was posted here awhile ago, possibly by catloaf. i could be wrong.

plurry

  

anobody

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:56 PM

I think I actually started that (marsupials, not mammals, by the way).

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:56 PM

I thought marsupials WERE a subset of mammals.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:00 PM

It's kind of awkward actually.

They're technically non-placental mammals which some people don't consider mammals (as I learned taxonomy, mammal is generally just used as shorthand for placental mammal, and marsupials are in their own category; I'm not sure what the current "official" taxonomy is though; in any case, it certainly wouldn't be completely incorrect to call them mammals - at least in certain circles)

anobody

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:10 AM

I'm probably meant to know a lot about this. I've seen egg laying marsupials in real life, if that's any help. They weren't laying eggs at the time though.

MajandraFan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:12 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:12 PM

This one reminds me of that time on Futurama, when Fry's head had to be grafted to Amy's shoulder.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:13 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:30 PM

tutor would like his balls to be licked too.

adams_babymomma

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 4:55 PM

omg these are getting really good

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:00 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:01 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:38 PM

^ bwahahahaha

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:56 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:29 PM

oh christ...

i just got over a fit of coughing and laughing.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:43 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:52 PM

he's got legs like jimmy

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:53 PM

Yeah, I know. It's definitely not my best work, but I gave it my all.

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:55 PM

if he brakes his date with his goat in order to go out with you.

whoisnumbaone

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:56 PM

omg this is the best thread ever!

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:10 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:11 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:12 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

John Lennon

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Back to the point of the thread.....

If he fucks you with the neck of his banjo.

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 7:51 PM

Beat it.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:13 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:14 PM

what the hell is that blurry thing

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:17 PM

Vapor trail.


He materialized out of the speaker; he's a genie again.

Dusty TheHick

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:30 PM

they're making a movie about it.


starring shaq.

lexieho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

I think you've found a new career, Dusty.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM

I'm Dusty TheHick.

Dusty TheHick

  

foob2011

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 12:26 AM

i love the rips in the shirt, very well done.

foob2011

  

acm323

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 12:59 AM

I'm high right now. Those are funny.

High right now. I've got a friend with Mary Jane candy. Oh man...the mary jane candy is catching up with me.

She's part of the revolution against Fascists.

I smoke weed every once in a while. I don't even like alcohol. So don't you fucking judge! Look in the mirror!

Fuck man...I'll save that thought for later.

I should stop posting crap.

acm323

acm323

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:17 AM

Are you high right now?

Jaffa Cakes

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:18 AM

I think she's high right now.

TortillaFactory

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:18 AM

You're right, she's high right now.

Jaffa Cakes

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:21 AM

is that next door nikki?

whoisnumbaone

  

acm323

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:25 AM

If you say "high right now" fast all at once...

Hiritenow

You sound like a Chinaman.

Told ya...

acm323

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:26 AM

I told you she was highlight now.

Jaffa Cakes

  

acm323

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:28 AM

hee hee hee

Chinaman are very good at math but they have small penises.

Such is life...

acm323

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 1:31 AM

I told you she was Lite Brite now.

Jaffa Cakes

  

foob2011

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Edited Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 2:54 PM

god damn i'd love to smoke with you.

foob2011

  

Sassafras Roots

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 3:39 PM

She's part of the revolution against Fascists.

Dude, I'd love to blaze up with you, but what the fuck are you talkin' about?

Sassafras Roots

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:53 PM

I asked if they could give me some advice on my workout routine. I dunno?

—whoisnumbaone

Oh, and they're not taking "those?" What a surprise.


—Dusty TheHick


your workout routine? that's all you could come up with?

—mandee


Ya, really. It ain't The Richard Simmons Show.


lol richard simmons

—Dusty TheHick


Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:55 PM

^wowwww. this is possibly the best one yet, very well done, mate

jizzgrenade

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