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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:31 PM Eternity. How can something last forever? That's crazy! —acm323 |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:33 PM Why there are deoderants and anti-perspirant/deoderants. Does the person who buys the deoderant without anti-perspirant have the thought cycle of: "Let's see here, I really don't want to smell bad, but I don't mind having huge, colored sweat stains on the under-arms of my white shirts. Deoderant or anti-perspirant/deoderant? Gotta go with the deoderant."
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It's totally my thinking, but I think it would have been something Mitch Hedberg agreed with. —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:38 PM Also... Why people drink coffee.
Why people think Brittney Spears isn't normal.
Why The Honky Tonk Man had to drop the Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania 5 to "Macho Man" Randy Savage. —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:43 PM Why I could never go up to someone who I know %10,000,000 hates President Bush by the looks of them and be proven wrong on my visual stereotypes of liberals. No, not all liberals, but the ones I can pick out by their looks, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever be wrong. Ever. Never ever, infact. —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:46 PM I was once at a used clothing store and one of the employees had implanted a large (about 5 inches across) thick metal ankh under his skin but above his super-sternal notch and wore his shirt so everyone could see. I'd look for a picture, but I might throw up. —bguirk |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:47 PM People who leave stickers on Rubbermaid totes and the like. DVD magnetic stickers, ect... There are people who think these things "belong there". —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:49 PM Why there are deoderants and anti-perspirant/deoderants. for a while there was a school of thought that clogging up your pores gave you cancer or something. I don't think anyone sells just plain deodorant anymore, except health food stores. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:50 PM bguirk, you haven't seen body mods until you've seen the guys who have their penis split in half along the bottom. I swear this is real, and no, you don't want to see a picture. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:53 PM The appeal of the Pirates of The Carribean movies. Talk about a snoozefest. Were these action movies? There's nothing going on in any of them. I saw 1 + 3. The first one was 50 minutes too long. The 3rd one I remember nothing about it at all. What was the appeal? Waterworld owns any of these movies. —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:54 PM I don't think anyone sells just plain deodorant anymore, except health food stores. and, ahem... Wal Mart. —Yesterdaze |
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Edited Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:58 PM fair enough, I have not scoured the Wal*Mart deodorant aisle sufficiently to know this. suddenly this is turning into the "things Yesterdaze just doesn't understand" thread —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:02 AM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:06 AM people who like/own small dogs. 
what. the. fuck. also, people who bought a pontiac aztec. 
not only do i not understand it, these people should be rounded up and interrogated. —airking32 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:24 AM I think there is a distinction between "liking/owning small dogs" and "dressing up small dogs in jaunty pink coats" that you might be glossing over —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:26 AM nah. i just don't like small dogs. stupid dog-clothing or no stupid dog-clothing. —airking32 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:37 AM not liking small dogs and not understanding why people like them are different things. do you really not get the appeal, or are you just trying to be edgy by insulting Paris Hilton? —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:47 AM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:48 AM hmm. i guess i would say i don't understand the appeal. i will give you that there are SOME breeds of small dog that, while i am not into them myself, i can understand why people like... but there are many other breeds where its BOTH. i don't like them AND i don't get people. case in point: chihuahuas. that's why i posted that picture; its always the first "what the fuck?" breed that pops into my mind. i see ZERO advantages to owning a chihuahua, AND they're EXPENSIVE! EDIT: and TF, trying to be "edgy" by insulting paris hilton? how is that "edgy?" nowadays it'd be edgier NOT to insult her. —airking32 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:01 AM anyway, people like different breeds of dogs, just like people like different flavors of ice cream, whatever, it doesn't enrage me unless they make them wear little coats or something. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:11 AM All chihuahuas should be put to sleep. I've never seen one that didn't appear to be in constant misery - the uncontrollable shaking, the bug-eyes, being carried in suffocating purses. Someone get on this. —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:56 AM people like different breeds of dogs, just like people like different flavors of ice cream True but liking a little yappy rat dog with a brain the size of a raisin is akin to liking pineapple-peanut butter-pickle iced cream - it's not exactly an indicator of great judgement or taste (though I am a little envious that people like Paris can stuff their dog in their purse and get on a plane without buying a special ticket, having to schlep a travel crate around, and then sticking your dog in the cargo area). —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:07 AM also, people who bought a pontiac aztec. Have you ever seen that show on AMC called "Breaking Bad"?? —Sassafras Roots |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:32 AM The first year of Survivor, part of the prize that Richard Hatch won was an Aztec. ew. —pookie |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:15 AM bguirk, you haven't seen body mods until you've seen the guys who have their penis split in half along the bottom. I've seen it--fucking disgusting. I'm having a personal debate at the moment as to what is more aggressive--the genital piercing that presumably only people you're in sexual contact will see (and the dude at the next urinal over) or the disgusting under the skin ankh that you shove in everyone's face while you work retail. They both involve minor surgery. True but liking a little yappy rat dog with a brain the size of a raisin is akin to liking pineapple-peanut butter-pickle iced cream - it's not exactly an indicator of great judgement or taste There are some exceptions that prove the rule. I personally like pugs and —bguirk |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:28 AM if i had to get a tattoo, inner lip is probably the place. or bottom of foot —000 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM Have you ever seen that show on AMC called "Breaking Bad"?? no. another thing i just don't understand: people who make a habit of text messaging while driving. most people (including my roommate, who does this constantly) aren't good enough drivers to handle ANY distractions... and texting is pretty close to the ultimate attention draw. in related news: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,335896,00.html —airking32 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:11 PM why do girls want a guy just like their daddy, rather than learning their lesson and getting someone better? —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:14 PM there are so many things i don't understand. i have this picture saved on my computer. i think it was interesting at the time, but i am not really sure what it is or why i did it.
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:54 PM why do girls want a guy just like their daddy, rather than LEARNING THEIR LESSON and getting someone better? i think if we've learned anything from our beloved show, its that this is not a cognitive process. NO ONE really seems to "understand" this. drew said (many many hundreds of times over the years) that its a mysterious part of human evolution; why are our adult brains so intrinsically and fiercely attracted to that which is traumatic to us as children? —airking32 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:28 PM off the top of my head... small dogs, rodents or reptiles as pets, piercings, tats, religion, watching racing (NASCAR, etc), spending frivolously, capris, crocks, pointy dress shoes and/or boots, country music, slobs, disorganization, the snooze button, setting clocks fast to "trick" you into managing time properly, unnecessarily owning an SUV or truck, westwood one, saying "bless you" after a sneeze, superstition, getting all passionate about politics yet not getting involved other than voting, lefty homos, righty rednecks, text messaging, emo music, geometry, calculus, physics, pro-life, sitcoms/most tv shows, celebrity news/gossip/worship, march madness, showering after shitting, make up, waking up early, the allure of bath and body works, living beyond one's means, using high interest credit cards, fake nails, graffiti, poor oral hygiene, letting things go/not picking at the scab, doing the lord's work, posting here after being asked to leave by the bigtymers, sharing your drugs —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:28 PM I think it's like name recognition in an election. Because it is always there subconsciously, things that resemble childhood memories, traumatic or otherwise, are immediately appealing because they are familiar. Science will come up with an answer at some point though. —derekho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:59 PM True but liking a little yappy rat dog with a brain the size of a raisin is akin to liking pineapple-peanut butter-pickle iced cream - it's not exactly an indicator of great judgement or taste (though I am a little envious that people like Paris can stuff their dog in their purse and get on a plane without buying a special ticket, having to schlep a travel crate around, and then sticking your dog in the cargo area). —anobody DUDE, YOU OWN A WEIMARANER. OR DOES THE WEIMARANER OWN YOU? YOU ARE PART OF THE MYSTERY. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:24 PM i can't get past the doggy diapering. this is something i could never do. —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:35 PM ^ What he said. The day I'm reduced to strapping tampons on a dog is the day I relinquish my standing as the superior species. —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:07 PM they're pads, not tampons. yeah, but still. —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:19 PM People who leave stickers on Rubbermaid totes and the like. I leave the stickers on my wastebaskets and laundry baskets, and I can TELL you why: Those fucking things are stuck on with some sort of industrial-strength adhesive, which makes it virtually IMPOSSIBLE to pull them off in one piece. When you TRY to peel them off, they shred into a bazillion tiny shreds. It's just EASIER (and far less messy) to just LEAVE them there. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:23 PM It bothers ME when men mistakes TAMPONS for PADS and I'll tell you WHY: because TAMPONS are INSERTED and shaped like a CHAPSTICK whereas PADS are basically the CROTCH part of a DIAPER and STICK to your PANTIES. It's a pretty IMPORTANT difference. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:33 PM DUDE, YOU OWN A WEIMARANER. Yeah - that's right. I own a big, smart, lazy dog who sleeps about 18 hours a day and spends the rest of her time in a semi-vegetative state (with an occasional 2 minute interruption for running around). In fairness, I am also currently living with three beagles which are about as close as I'd care to come to the rat dog (but they're actually remarkably tame and laid back when there aren't new people around or dogs barking outside). —anobody |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:36 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:36 PM Not for US. it is if you're going to rape a girl because tampons can hurt your penis —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM 
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and Rush Limbaugh. Anyone that likes any of these three things should be labeled as mentally handicapped. —miyagi-sama |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:10 PM ANOBODY TELL US ABOUT THE BEAGLES AND WHY YOU ARE LIVING WITH THEM AND WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES AND POST MORE PICS PLZ! —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:11 PM crocs come in bright mesmerizing colors. they just look really uncomfortable and sweaty, which is why I haven't submitted to their siren call. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:16 PM Crocs are atrocious. Also, Uggs. Sooo over it. And leggings too, and those "babydoll" shirts that only girls with no boobs can wear without looking pregnant. —jezebel |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:44 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:47 PM I don't understand why her pinky is up like that, and her thier hands must be photoshop'ed. This pic doesn't seem right.
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:51 PM Because she's a lady.
It's the same reason she keeps the pinky out when she's giving handjobs. —abusive a-hole |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:14 PM Crocs are atrocious. Also, Uggs. Sooo over it. And leggings too, and those "babydoll" shirts that only girls with no boobs can wear without looking pregnant.
—jezebel
Don't forget those stupid little shorts and/or sweat pants that come in pastel colors, and say gay shit like "flirt" across the ass. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:16 PM people who eat ramen raw those people are called STONED —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:16 PM ANOBODY TELL US ABOUT THE BEAGLES AND WHY YOU ARE LIVING WITH THEM AND WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES AND POST MORE PICS PLZ! Well... short story really - my lease was up in January and my friend needed help with her mortgage so I moved into her spare room (at about 200 less a month than my apartment would have been month-to-month). Her family breeds beagles and she has three of them as pets Kelly
 Joey
 and Della
 Just for overkill
Joey and Kelly
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 and for completeness, Zona
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:41 PM You should call him up and school him, home style. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:03 PM i don't understand why i get boners while reading anobody's posts. oh wait, it's because he posts puppies. i don't understand why puppies give me boners. —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:47 PM i saved the beagle pictures in the zona folder on my computer. i hope that's ok with everyone. —mandee |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:49 PM cute. i have a zona folder too. —lexieho |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:56 PM i have a lexie folder. wait, no i don't. that would be creepy of me. —plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:45 PM Inner lip tattoos. for some reason I went vadge with this. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:50 PM yeah that's why I posted a picture for clarification i would get "HAIL SATAN" tattooed inside my vagina if someone payed me several million dollars —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:53 PM I would have a sex change, just to have a vagina, and then get "HAIL SATAN" tattooed inside it, if someone pain me several million dollars. Not really, I wouldn't. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:04 PM yeah that's why I posted a picture for clarification I really appreciated that. someone payed me several million dollars This forum couldn't/wouldn't even raise $200 to get Theo to CA on Southwest. Maybe a republican forum? —bguirk |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:05 PM I've got one! I remember when all little boys under five used to be sweet and adorable looking. 
Aren't they cute? :-) Nowadays I see so many little boys with mohawks. 
It's ridiculous. Why are parents letting their kids get these haircuts? They aren't attractive or cool. They're just stupid! Why are they encouraging them to be obnoxious little punks? Kids are only cute for a short time! Why on Earth do they turn them into snot-nosed brats on purpose? They're going to be teenagers soon and there will be more than enough time to enjoy them as disrespectful little shits. I really, really don't understand the little boy mohawks. —acm323 |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:04 PM kids with mullets are worse also I appreciate everyone's need to rant on and on but remember brevity is the soul of wit, and this thread. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:24 AM I don't understand the origins of organic life. I think it has something to do with the energy present at the birth of a star, or of a planet. Way more than the lightning Frankenstein used.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:25 AM I would have a sex change, just to have a vagina, and then get "HAIL SATAN" tattooed inside it, if someone pain me several million dollars. *gets out checkbook* Not really, I wouldn't. Goddamnit. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:54 AM I would have a sex change, just to have a vagina, and then get "HAIL SATAN" tattooed inside it, if someone pain me several million dollars. - Dusty TheHick Freud would approve. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 1:18 PM disrespectful little shits. —acm323 how old are you? im pretty sure ive only heard that phrase said by people over 50. and that kid looks fucking badass. also, he looks about twice the age of those other kids. —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 1:37 PM I'll be 27 this Easter Sunday. That kid with the mohawk looks like a total pain in the ass. He looks like a babysitter's worst nightmare. —acm323 |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 1:50 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM It seems like one of those stupid ideas that parents have to make their kid "stand out". But the same parents wouldn't smear shoe polish on their kid's face just to make them "stand out", because that would be racist AND stupid. Well, it wouldn't be racist if it was a black kid, but still. It's like when people put apostrophes in their kid's name. GOD I HATE KIDS AND THEIR STUPID PARENTS. —John Lennon |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 2:46 PM So did one of the beagles fuck Zona? —chix0r |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 3:54 PM ^ excellent question. i'm upset that i didn't think of it. —mandee |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 4:11 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM Nah...They were too busy fucking anobody. EDIT: The first time I saw the title of this thread, I opened it, and was relieved not to find a drakian post. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM Well, I always look at the title BEFORE I look at the starter's name, which I sometimes forget altogether. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM I just don't understand how stryker got the Loveline gig. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 9:49 PM people who spell their kids names with punctuation like "Da'shawn" or "Mo'Nique" People who put clothes on dogs (this includes diapers)! THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN, THEY ARE ANIMALS! People who don't get their dogs put down after they bite someone. —John Lennon |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM people who appear utterly incapable of original thought —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 3:47 PM people who appear utterly incapable of original thought —000 |
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