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Early B-day present for anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 12:14 PM

adams_babymomma

  

000

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 12:41 PM

happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting
older, but not much better. we all want to
embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song.
so happy fucking birthday. you're not special.
you're not special.


song: http://cdsampler.com/mp3.cgi/378908bd.mp3

000

  

HocusPocus

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 1:56 PM

What anfernee really wants are naked pics of you.

Granted you're not Asian, you're skinny enough for his standard.

you don't want to disappoint him, do you?

HocusPocus

  

000

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 2:03 PM

ok i'll post my naked pics for him since u r so convincing hahahahah

000

  

HocusPocus

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 2:07 PM

See, you have the right mindset. I don't know why other people are so uptight about posting naked pics of themselves.

HocusPocus

  

anfernee

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 2:40 PM
Edited Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 2:41 PM

"My family is the most important person in my life". Why do they make them speak English? The poor girl barely even knows what she's saying.

Her name is Jenina and that's my best friend's name, how weird.

Thanks abm! You never dissappoint with the birthday gifts.

This is also something I want for my birthday weekend: for Carl to win another race like he does at 3:01 in this video, on the last lap at by 1/100th of a second.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Dear anfernee,

NASCAR is whack.

Yo' homie,

Tyrell

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 6:20 PM

happy birthday afernee

whoisnumbaone

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Edited Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 7:05 PM

Do you like this girl from American Idol?
(on the right)

She's combodian.....right? I always have a tough time telling Asians apart. I believe ZT or Mikey posted that site's url where you test your knowledge of Asian faces, food, and clothing. I did terribly in the tests.

adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 7:36 PM

Yeah, I love her, I've voted for her twice already

anfernee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 8:38 PM

i havent had since with an asian girl for like 2 years. sux!

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 8:59 PM

I've heard their vaginas are rough inside, like sandpaper.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 9:19 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

airking32

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 9:30 PM

Fuck Asians. Their food smells like a sewer and their pussies feel like sandpaper. -jjgold

happy bday anfernee.

airking32

  

acm323

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:13 PM

Happy Birthday Anfernee! :-D

acm323

  

anobody

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:17 PM

Happy birthday buddy!

anobody

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:18 PM

I haven't posted in any birthday threads in a while, and I just realized it removes some of the probability that anyone will notice when I deliberately slight someone by not wishing them a happy birthday

so HAPPY BIRTHDAY "afernee" you brilliant bastard.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:26 PM

Did none of you catch the word "early" in the thread title?

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:28 PM

look I know anfernee is cool and everything but does he REALLY deserve two threads

we're just getting the job done ahead of schedule.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:29 PM

Oh...makes sense.

Well, in that case...


HAPPY BOIFDAY, ANFERNEE!!

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:48 PM

happy birthday. I'll buy you a vasectomy if you want.

bguirk

  

andrewwagner777

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:26 AM

Buy him a plane ticket to China and/or Vietnam and/or South Korea. He'll love you forever...after loving. Them long time.

andrewwagner777

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:13 AM

Happy Birthday, Stryker311.

Tell Beerman I said 'hey' (mandee style.)

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:21 AM

after loving. Them long time.

If he gets the vasectomy I'll toss in the sex trip to Asia along with bunch of $5 bills (sucky sucky 5 dollar).

bguirk

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Something I've noticed lately on reality tv:

White corporate executives dating young Thai women.

adams_babymomma

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Something I've noticed lately on reality TV:

Women are really slutty.

Beat It!

  

pookie

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:32 PM

^ have you been watching rock of love again?

pookie

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:37 PM

happy bday, dude.

plurry

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:39 PM

^ have you been watching rock of love again? — pookie

I think it was Rock of Bachelor Millionaire Tila Love of Flava Brady - Part 3.

Or maybe it was just internet porn.

Beat It!

  

chix0r

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:42 PM

One of my 10th grade students was talking about watching Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and Tila Tequila. It was disturbing. I'm sure tons of them watch that stuff and worse, but I never really think about it.

chix0r

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:48 PM

I've only seen the commercials for these shows and I feel like I need to get tested for herpes.

I feel like a cranky old man, but it really is sad that these shows even exist.

Beat It!

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:48 PM

potato chips and high fructose for the brain.

i can't understand why anyone would watch any of that shit.

plurry

  

acm323

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 1:54 PM

I watch Flavor of Love occassionally. It's kind of like watching Jerry Springer. It makes you feel better about yourself. Everyone has problems, but the people on these reality shows...it's truly humanity at its worst.

acm323

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:01 PM

one would have to be seriously brain damaged to want to compete for the love of flava flav.

plurry

  

acm323

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Word.

acm323

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 3:00 PM

one would have to be seriously brain damaged to want to compete for the love of flava flav. — plurry

Or to decide to watch people compete for the love of Flavor Flav.

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:06 PM

happy birthday. I'll buy you a vasectomy if you want.

—bguirk


...or even if you don't want...

I feel like a cranky old man, but it really is sad that these shows even exist.

—Beat It!


QFT

EDIT: I think I'd rather watch Talk to the Hand, starring David Faustino.


Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM

WTF is "Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant" about?

Also "I love New York", ugh!

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 5:03 PM

it's about scott baio getting his gf knocked up and having to settle down after years of banging whoever comes along.

i wouldn't recommend watching it.

he seems like a decent guy, but honestly..

WHOOOOO CARES???

plurry

  

mandee

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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:07 PM

i watched the scott baio show last night and there was a part where his agent was giving him scripts that he was sent and they all involved scott baio doing a parody of himself. one was called 'frank and baio' and my favorite was 'baiowulf'. i wouldn't compete for flava flav's love, but if i met him and i was drunk enough, i would totally hit that. he was in public enemy! come on!

mandee

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 2:49 PM

So did anfernee die on his birthday or what?

Jaffa Cakes

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Well he turned 20 so that's not really huge.

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Just today, I was wondering about anfernee's absence, myself.

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 5:05 PM

He'll probably be back posting in 5-10 plus time served, out in 3 with good behavior.

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 7:00 PM

That was actually one of the possibilities that crossed my mind. heh


P.S: Lena, he's 19.

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 3:50 PM

19? The kid is only 19?


He's been through a lot for a teenager.

adams_babymomma

  

000

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 3:53 PM

whats he been thru?

000

  

bguirk

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 4:08 PM

a lot more drama than reality.

bguirk

  

Masteel

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 8:48 PM

whats he been thru?

—000

Beatings from the parents, jail, and under age chicks, right? So, more jail to come, probably.

Masteel

  

anfernee

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:00 PM

I love you guys.

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:06 PM

anfernee is on the right path now. he'll be fine.

bguirk

  

acm323

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Edited Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:10 PM

Birthdays...yeck!

acm323

  

bguirk

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:38 PM

have you been 29 for 3 years or something?

bguirk

  

acm323

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:56 PM

No.

I've been 27 for about an hour. I'm old...

acm323

  

Masteel

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Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 12:01 AM

Happy Birthday. I almost made a thread for you, but figured you needed at least another year before you got your own thread. Though you have come far in a short amount of time. Miraculous.

Masteel

  

plurry

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Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 12:13 AM

every time a birthday is missed, i get mad at catloaf, then move on.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 5:38 PM

Glad to see you're back, anfernee. I was beginning to grow a bit concerned.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 6:20 PM

I feel like catloaf will be back son.

Did anfernee get an ipod for the trip?

bguirk

  

anfernee

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Monday, March 24, 2008 at 1:22 PM

I already had an ipod, and I listened to 2 Lovelines, one there, and one on the way back.

I mostly listened to Sweet Caroline for practice for my Karaoke performance. I killed it.

anfernee

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, March 24, 2008 at 1:29 PM

Good times never seemed so good.

ZT Spice

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