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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:02 PM I know we've talked about this before, but there's new smells out there. And I'm not talking about white trash Axe, Old Spice, Bod or any of that other cheap crap I'm talking about real Colonge. I wear original Curve, is that outdated now? —Southpaw |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:06 PM it means you're the kind of guy who wears cologne and has to ask the internes if it's OK. you are a follower and not a leader. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:06 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:10 PM I never wear colonge. I naturally smell good, and my musk makes women want to be a part of my world. —Jaffa Cakes |
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stefanie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:08 PM i think i care about it as much as guy care about what perfume girls wear. —stefanie |
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bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:09 PM I hate it when I go out to see boobs and I come back wearing eau de stripper. —bguirk |
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derekho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:11 PM I care about the kind of perfume a girl wears. Many people spray themselves copiously with a scent vaguely resembling an anus sprinkled with flowers. This is a turn-off to me. Lexie smells like soap, shampoo, and laundry detergent, and it suits me fine. —derekho |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:11 PM she's a killer queeeeeeeen gunpowder gelatine dynamite with a laserbeam guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime. —anfernee |
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stefanie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:14 PM it sounds like lexington doesn't wear perfume she just has good hygiene which is all that matters. —stefanie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:14 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:15 PM DEREK SMELLS LIKE MAN, AND CEDAR. EDIT; I'M HYGIENE OBSESSIVE —lexieho |
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derekho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:15 PM Correct. Perfume used to be made from ambergris. Ambergris is a whale product. —derekho |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:15 PM A good cologne/perfume could be the linchpin to your sexual success. —greymatters |
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stefanie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:16 PM REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT DEREK LEFT AND YOU DIDN'T SHOWER FOR 5 DAYS? —stefanie |
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lexieho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:16 PM THAT WAS SUMMER, IT DIDN'T COUNT. —lexieho |
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derekho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:17 PM Hey, I did that when I left too! —derekho |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:48 PM WHO IS THIS SOUTHPAW AND WHY IS HE SUDDENLY ASKING US QUESTIONS? I DON'T TRUST HIM. —mandee |
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Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 10:00 PM I think you may be on to something Round Eye = anobody = Drake - Had To Get It On x Stefanie = X = Southpaw Solve for X. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 10:04 PM southpaw=greymatters=anobody=whoisnumbaone=dustythehick=chix0r=bguirk=mandee=lexieho=jaffacakes=tortillafactory=ucrchik21=jizzgrenade=stefanie=mandemoo22 i'm pretty sure.
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whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 10:52 PM Anytime a girl smells like flowers or fruit, I automatically think STRIPPER. This is becasue ALL strippers slap on scented body spray before they come on stage. —whoisnumbaone |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:26 PM abercrombie classic smells SO good. I'm attracted to any girl wearing it —anfernee |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:28 PM Also, pretend you're blind. Then cologne/perfume means a whole lot more. —anfernee |
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bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:30 PM if I'm blind I need someone to tell me if the girl is uggo or not. the smell is the last thing on my mind. the first thing is "fuck, I'm blind, this sucks." —bguirk |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:35 PM Lexie smells like soap, shampoo, and laundry detergent, and it suits me fine. my preference as well. something subtle is ok occasionally. —plurry |
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bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:38 PM every once in awhile (like our wedding day) my wife will get make up put on her and she doesn't look like herself. i sort of look at perfume the same way. —bguirk |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:52 PM if I'm blind I need someone to tell me if the girl is uggo or not. the smell is the last thing on my mind. the first thing is "fuck, I'm blind, this sucks." —bguirk ^attn: Laith —Dusty TheHick |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:00 AM if i had a genie and i got some wishes, i'd want to have no body smell. that's a good wish. oh and ps bguirk, you're so shallow. why would you care if they are ugly or not if you're blind? you don't have to look at them. also, you should really take what you can get if you're blind and can't play an instrument because you have weird eyes and that's unattractive. —mandee |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:02 AM because: a. I can play many instruments
b. women end up with fugly guys all the time--especially if they have money.
c. my killer shades will mask the goofy eye problem.
d. yeah but still. —bguirk |
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mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:11 AM do you have the money to lure beautiful women to your blind self? would you still be able to play the instruments if you were blind? what happens if the wind blows off your glasses? you need to think about these things. what would you need a pretty girl for? all you can do is listen to her. no one wants to listen to her. you'll have to hear her shriek when she sees your fucked up eyes. also, you aren't black. —mandee |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:17 AM the wind? is that the best you can come up with? would you still be able to play the instruments if you were blind?
yes. what else am I doing if I'm blind? There's only so much NPR. what would you need a pretty girl for? why wouldn't I need a pretty girl? If I do that thing where I'm like "let me touch your face and your boobs," then I'll eventually find out she has a goiter. I need one of my boys to let me know before hand so my hands don't touch it. If you were blind wouldn't you want a girlfriend to tell you if some man's balls were modestly sized? also, you aren't black. but I'd be in black face because I could get away with it. —bguirk |
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mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:21 AM all women have boobs unless they've been removed because of cancer and i think she should tell you that before you try to go there. i'm just trying to prepare you for when you go blind, bguirk. i don't want you to get your hopes up, so i'm helping you to see the benefits of having a smart, yet unattractive female. —mandee |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:22 AM the sad thing is i might actually go blind some day. not from beating off either. :( —bguirk |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:43 AM hereditary eye issues. What's worse--pulling a drake with my earlier post and trying to make people feel sorry for me or pulling a drake and deleting my earlier post and making whois look like a doofus? —bguirk |
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anfernee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 1:21 AM ugh, drake's posting, time for bed! —anfernee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 1:23 AM
Edited Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 1:23 AM can't you get eye implants or something bguirk? yeah, but don't go too big. we've all seen what the novelty implants look like... —airking32 |
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derekho |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 10:31 AM That was actually modestly funny. —derekho |
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derekho |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 10:51 AM I was referring to airking's joke mostly. —derekho |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 11:03 AM can't you get eye implants or something bguirk? —John Lennon No--and that's sorta the last thing I'll say about this for reasons mentioned earlier. —bguirk |
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anfernee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 11:11 AM I was referring to airking's joke mostly. Thank God. —anfernee |
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mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 11:12 AM all i'll say is that maybe you should just eat more carrots. —mandee |
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derekho |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:06 PM all i'll say is that maybe you should just eat more carrots. So true. —derekho |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:12 PM shouldn't we all eat more carrots? —bguirk |
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derekho |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 12:28 PM I eat so many carrots. Daily. —derekho |
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plurry |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 3:31 PM i like sweet potatoes moar. will that work just as well? —plurry |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:21 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:27 PM
I usually get the best response from Dolce & Gabbana, and RSVP Kenneth Cole.
I also like Viktor & Rolfe, Del Mar, and Burberry Brit. I try really hard to stay away from any Axe. that shit makes you smell like a 15 yr old jack off who wears Ecko and Sean John, who is on his way to the Ying Yang Twinz concert. —whoisnumbaone |
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plurry |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:24 PM that is tackiness beyond reproach. —plurry |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:41 PM I put it on then I realized how gay that was... so i took it off.
... I will admit that that was REALLY homo.... I mean, cant have any proof out there u know?
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plurry |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:45 PM wow. almost drake-ish. for the sake of posterity.. removed from whois' above post was an actual pic of his extensive cologne collection leading one to believe he's one of those dudes you can smell from a mile away, and as a result, end up remembering his over application of scent more than anything else. —plurry |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 7:03 PM I actually dont put alot on. 3-4 small sprays is usually the max. and i dont wear cologne everyday either. —whoisnumbaone |
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miyagi-sama |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 7:38 PM I get all my bitchez with this 
I gets my semen flowin 24/7 in my hizzie, for chizzy. —miyagi-sama |
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