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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:46 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:50 AM this grl was tired of finding all the wrong guys, so she went in search of mr right through a newspaper - she posted an ad saying she wanted a guy who would never leave her, wouldnt beat her, and would give her reallygood sex. so one day this guy rings her doorbell, she opens the door, and to her surprise she sees that he has no arms and no legs- and he exclaimed " im mr right!" and she questioned him. he answered that he had no arms so he couldnt beat her, he had no legs so he couldnt leave her..... she agreed, but then asked , "what about the great sex?" , and he argued... "well, how do you think i rang the doorbell!!" lol —ucrchik21 |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:24 AM That joke was in "Freaks and Geeks". It wasn't funny though. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:26 AM so would you consider yourself the freak or the geek- just curious, because i mean obviously since you know exactly where that joke came from- .... lol —ucrchik21 |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:39 AM I know it was in there cause I've seen the show? And it was the focus of one episode. But I guess a freak, I'm not very geeky... —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:21 AM This guy walked into his university lecture holding a plastic bag full of the dump he took that morning. He placed it on his teacher's desk.
The teacher said "you're not late".
The guy said "that's not an apple!" and slapped the professor across the face with the bag, spilling effluent all over his lecturing clothes, face and hair.
As the police were dragging the guy away he slapped one of them across the face, so they beat him unconscious. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:35 AM really random.... but freshman yr
i was in class one day, hella tired. i fal asleep and the ta wakes me up, and theres this look of fury in his face- and he asks what the fuk im doing? i said .. " ummm sleeping?" and he told me to get the fuk out. so i said ..... "wait why? i paid for this class, its my money.... can you talk to me like that?" he said he could do whatever the fuk he wanted... so i said " ok, let me read the syllabus... no it doesnt say i have to stay awake" so he told me he was going to drop me...... and i said , " but the other day you were asleep when the proffessor was talking, i saw you!!! - does that mean he can drop you? should i ask him? - he asked me to stay after class, and we had this long discussion about my bluntness ........ he never dropped me, but we were never on good terms. can a tA really kick you out of class, and drop you for sleeping? —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:40 AM ok. that was just retarded. i know why we werent on good terms. its quite obvious. was that absolutely necessary? —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:46 AM yeah thats TF's sorry ass attempt at being sarcastic. once again, NOT FUNNY. —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 3:16 AM yeah ive been told that TRUE colberting involves side-2-side scrolling as well. —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 3:34 AM "TRUE colberting" also involves...wait for it....wait for it...wait....for....it....
COLBERT
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 4:25 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 4:26 AM HAHAHA... nice try
...not even close
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:07 AM Adam has a few words for you: "Let me guess, juuuuuuuuuunior college?" "When did your stepdad rape ya?" —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:09 AM i dont get it? first of all i don go to jc, and i dont have a stepdad, nor did anyone ever rape me? were these questions for me? eh- over it —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:10 AM Wait, is there something lower than junior college? Beauty school, perhaps? —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:15 AM o wow! and where the hell might you go? ill have you know im a straight A student, graduating early from a UC school, getting my BA, and heading to a very prestigious law school, where i will eventually become a criminal lawyer! lol dont underestimate my intelligence. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:19 AM honestly i wouldnt know what would be lower than junior college, because i never went there. Some of us were smart enough to go straight out of highschool, into a university. But i guess, you would know what would be lower than a jc.... hmmm i wonder why? —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:48 AM if you were really that smart, you'd know that we don't want you here unless you're going to show us your tits, and i'm speaking on behalf of the guys here. just go and take whois with you. —mandee |
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ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:51 AM please. dont be a hater. go do something productive with your life. —ucrchik21 |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:58 AM i'm just trying to be honest with you. this is the loveline companion. we all have a bond here about loveline that you clearly don't share. maybe there's a message board for gossip girl that you can go on. —mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:04 AM nice lol. ill keep an open mind. for the meanwhile, ill stay posted here just to piss you off. how bout that. ? unless you find some way to kik me off- id actually like to see that happen. sounds like fun. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:23 AM dont underestimate my intelligence. — ucrchik21 It's hard to underestimate something which there is no sign of. You can use the old "Im acshully really smart and stufff, butt this is a messuge bored and I dont has to be all propur and type correct and shit" excuse, but the truth is smart people come across as smart all the time. And they don't need to defend their intelligence, or lack thereof. You seem like a good looking girl who is used to guys kissing her ass because they want to sleep with you. If I was single and met you in person, I'd probably tell you how smart and funny you are in hopes of sleeping with you too. But your looks have no value here (well, not to everyone, but to me anyway) and your uglier qualities seem to shine through - ignorance, unfounded arrogance, insecurity, vapidity, defensiveness. Maybe there's more to you, but I don't see it. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:33 AM You bring up some good points, however it is indeed also true that you do not know me. For the record, I dont enjoy guys "kissing my ass", it is actually quite a turn-off. Your bluntness is intriguing, and i do concur on the idea that one's manner of speaking does reflect alot about that individuals persona, and intelligence. I suppose its a bad habit of mine, often leads to misinterpretations. But then again, nobody's perfect, but i can accept my faults. thanks for the advice though- on a serious note now, it was actually a really good piece of advice that will probably benefit me in the near future. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:38 AM My sincerest apologies to all for the immaturity, it was all in fun and games, didnt exactly think anyone would take any of it to heart. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 7:56 AM Smart people don't at all come across as smart all the time. How could you possibly justify a statement like that? Smart people blend, that way they don't get their heads lopped off and can relax a bit. I love you mikeyfish. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 8:00 AM G'day, Ben. What's up down under? —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:12 AM Actually, urchik21 gets straight A's in her sleep. Im very jealous. And JR College is faaaaaaar from the case. BTW chik, a good majority of the people on this message board are also very intelligent, Mandee being one of them. I think she goes to Georgetown? —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:17 AM moar like jamestown....amirite? —lexieho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:20 AM Actually, urchik21 gets straight A's in her sleep. That may be, but the point was that all we have to go on is what is read here. She sure wasn't coming across that way in her initial posts, but I'm all about the benefit of the doubt. However, I can't take what you say about her as fact because you want to sleep with her. Your opinion is a little clouded. (Good luck with that, by the way.) —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:34 AM Well, YEAH! What guy (or girl?) WOULDNT want to sleep with her?
But in all actuality, we are just freinds. In-fact Ive already tried to hook her up with some of my guy friends. She's prolly my best female friend here in Riverside.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:44 PM does she even know what loveline is? and foob goes to georgetown. i go to brandeis. similar, but with more jews. —mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:04 PM Well, YEAH! What guy (or girl?) WOULDNT want to sleep with her? Young attractive HWP woman? Shows cleavage? Feh. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 3:27 PM TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT.
Guys, whois is like the new aGA, he's bringing in recruits. I'm annoyed now.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 4:49 PM She's prolly my best female friend here in Riverside. Wait, you live in Riverside, and you said it sucks that I live in Fresno? I'd rather live in the armpit of Cali than the asshole! lol, let's be fair though, both cities suck, and the worst in California has to be Richmond [right outside Oakland]. Think Oakland, but more ghetto and crappy. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:16 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:16 PM whois is like the new aGA Yeah, someone (I think it was either chix0r, Tiff or mandee) already called them the whois Gay Army at least once. The aGA was far more annoying to me at the height of their powers though. And it's nice to see you posting, grey. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:22 PM I can't decide which army I hate more, one is coherent and has some kind of knowledge about something, and the other is retarded and much easier to make fun of. however, they are both irrelevant, narcissistic, and represent all the evil that lurks in the hearts of men. i guess one of them is more justified in being self-righteous, but I can't stand people who are self-righteous about having knowledge that almost anyone could gain. (almost anyone EXCEPT, ironically, the whois gay army. full circle!) —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:27 PM aga > wga
it's science. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:17 AM
Edited Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:17 AM >>Yeah, someone (I think it was either chix0r, Tiff or mandee) already called them the whois Gay Army at least once. It was me. I think TF did it after I did, though. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 2:28 PM not funny because
1. it's badly done
2. it's not even the wga —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 5:25 PM had they actually been drafted, surely they would have defected to canada before succumbing to this fate. —plurry |
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mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 6:31 PM whois, you don't have the power to draft people. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 8:18 PM ^but isn't that always the case? —lexieho |
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mandee |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 8:20 PM omg corgi jumping!
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 8:25 PM LOL CORGI. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE 5 DOGS AND SCOTTS FAVORITE IS THEIR CORGI NAMED TINKERBELL. SHE LOVES TO SWIM AND HAS BAD BREATH. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 8:25 PM I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOOK HOW SHORT THE BAR IS. HAHA SO CUTE. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 8:33 PM AAHHH I LOVE CORGIS! THEY SO FUNNY! please take a picture of your neighbor's dog swimming. —mandee |
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