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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:35 PM Jesus is my airbag —pookie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:07 AM my other car is jenkem. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:23 AM 
EDIT: now as i read some of these, they're pretty dumb
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:41 AM this is the dumbest one of all 
Normal person: "So you believe in God and creation huh? What about dinosaur bones?"
Idiot: "Dinosaur bones? God put those here to test our FAITH." —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:22 AM now as i read some of these, they're pretty dumb I liked the "Gun Control means using both hands" and "Driver carries no cash, HE'S MARRIED"
wait, that one blows.
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Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:32 AM "Take Revenge: Shit on a Pigeon" was pretty funny, but that's cos I have an infantile sense of humor.... —Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:42 AM ME TOO. BUT IT WOULD JUST SAY; STERILIZE THE POOR! —lexieho |
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bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:44 PM honk if you like modestly sized balls. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:28 PM ME TOO. BUT IT WOULD JUST SAY; STERILIZE THE POOR! mine just says EUGENICS: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:34 PM mine says LOOK, YOU KNOW YOU MY GIRL, SO I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WIT YOU.WHY DID YOU HAVE THAT CHILD? YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT! THAT WAS A BAD DECISION, SISTER. NO! STOP! DO NOT FEED BABY STARKISHA ROOT BEER FOR BREAKFAST! AW GIRL, SHE'S SPITTING UP ON MY NEW AIR JORDAN'S! I KNOW IT'S NOT 1997, FUCK YOU! LISTEN, I'M GOING TO REMOVE YOUR UTERUS. HOLD STILL, GIRLFRIEND.
it's not a bumper sticker. it's a sign that i fly behind my plane. —mandee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:39 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:40 PM Mine says: DEAR SIRS AND OR MADAMS, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT IN RECENT DAYS, YOU HAVE BIRTHED A CHILD. THIS WAS, PERHAPS, A MISTAKE. I AM NOT SAYING THAT YOU WILL BE LACKING IN SOME WAY AS A PARENT, ONLY THAT PERHAPS NOW WAS NOT THE RIGHT TIME. ARE YOU FINANCIALLY PREPARED FOR THE COST OF RAISING A CHILD? I THINK NOT. NO ONE WHO EATS RAMEN NOODLES THAT OFTEN IS READY TO HAVE A BABY. THE QUESTION NOW IS,, WHAT SHALL YOU DO WITH THE CHILD? ADOPTION IS ONE OPTION. HEY, LOOK, THE WORD OPTION IS IN ADOPTION. I JUST NOTICED THAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE HASN'T CREATED COME SLOGAN OUT OF THAT. I MEAN LOOK AT IT, IT'S PERFECT. ADOPTION: IT'S AN OPTION. THAT'S GREAT. WAIT, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? SOMETHING ABOUT A BABY.... DON'T FEED YOUR BABY RAMEN NOODLES? MAYBE THAT WAS IT. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE AMOUNT OF SODIUM IN RAMEN NOODLES? THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR A BABY. SO, IN CONCLUSION, DO NOT FEED YOUR BABY RAMEN NOODLES. GOOD DAY. I have that sticker my Zeppelin. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:43 PM Ooooooh a...ZEPPELIN!! That's mine! —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:44 PM Adoption: A do-able option. —derekho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 8:13 PM IS THIS THE TALK LIKE ZT THREAD? —ZT Spice |
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