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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:29 AM I think there are a few people out there that are able to accomplish something truly amazing. They are hot and ugly at the same time. It's strange, but some people have that ability. Tilda Swinton
Marc Anthony
Daniel Craig
Christopher Walken
Willem Dafoe
Howard Stern Discuss... —acm323 |
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airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:10 AM it SORTA can... in rare instances... with heavy makeup and lighting application...  
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:11 AM and now, cam havin' some sexin' in the ocean.
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:14 AM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:15 AM ^ airking only likes blondes, and heavy-set redheads/gingerz. —whoisnumbaone |
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airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:20 AM who doesn't like blondes? and excuse me, HEAVY? i wouldn't call curvy HEAVY. 
if she is who you are referring to ^ —airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:30 AM btw.... THIS is curvy 
and the only reason I mentioned the redhead was because YOU yourself told me that she was a bigger chick girl. I only met her once, and I dont super remember either.
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:10 AM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:12 AM ^ THAT'S mama anyone who lets YOU do that to them... god help us. GOD help us. —airking32 |
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airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:18 AM don't read too much into it. she's mexican. there was a 1 in 4 chance. —airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:32 AM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:32 AM ^ Now that's funny. They are hot and ugly at the same time. It's strange, but some people have that ability. False. Only a girl would think this way. Let me explain a couple of things. First of all, ugly women are not hot, ever. Tilda Swinton is ugly. Always. (And, airking, putting a picture of Cameron Diaz in ugly makeup isn't the point. She's someone hot made to look ugly, that was not the topic here.) Second, women will only think that ugly men are hot if they have money, power and/or fame. If any of the guys on your list was grabbing lunch from a trash can in an alley, you wouldn't say "hey, that hobo is ugly but oh so hot." —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 10:41 AM ^ agreed One time i was walking around in North Beach (SF) and i saw a 550 Maranello parked in front of a strp club. I shouted "oh shit! thast bad ass!" And the girl I was with just looked at me and said "cars are only sexy when theres a guy driving it." —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:54 AM Second, women will only think that ugly men are hot if they have money, power and/or fame you should add personality to that list, but that probably only applies to smart girls. —mandee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:59 PM False. Only a girl would think this way.
I agree, look at the second post. and i saw a 550 Maranello parked in front of a strp club.
I'm actually pretty weird, in that I very rarely get jealous of a guy my girl might be talking to or whatever, I really don't even care. Girls do this stupid thing where they TRY to make their guy jealous by talking to another guy, and I just laugh and ignore her when she tries to tell me about him, because I realize her pathetic attempt at making me jealous. BUT, I get SUPER jealous, when I see a guy with a really nice car, like a Benz or Vette, and I'm with my girl, but I guess that means I care more about having a nice car than I care about keeping my girlfriend, doesn't it? Wow...I just blew my mind. —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:28 PM you should add personality to that list, but that probably only applies to smart girls. — mandee True, especially if they're funny. Oh, and holding a guitar also makes ugly guys look hot to women. —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:40 PM not just holding it, but playing it helps too. And if you're playing it while ghost riding a SL600 or something, then it's pussy city. —John Lennon |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:55 PM a guy doesn't even need to play an instrument. if he sings well, that's another good trait. —mandee |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:41 PM On a related note: what's the easiest way to get puke off of a keyboard? —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:42 PM That's the best yet. I'm also a big fan of the albatross holding him. —chix0r |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:07 PM Thanks, chix0r. You are a solid poster...blah-blah...expecting big things...blah-blah....etc.. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:15 PM i don't even know how to react to that photo. it is disturbing, hysterical, and well executed. NICE work dusty. that's definitely the best one yet. this thread is titled UGLY and HOT at the same time... but that's just a whooooooole lotta ugly. —airking32 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:18 PM Thanks, airking. You'll excuse me for not saying more, but I'm still in shock from having received a compliment from chix0r. Do you have any idea how rare that is? —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:21 PM rare? i would love for you to bump a thread where she complimented something/someone. i can't ever recall seeing that happen on this forum. i still can't believe she didn't somehow work fucking her boyfriend into her compliment. —airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 10:08 PM Fucking narcissist
l m f a o A+++++++++++ —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:10 AM You'll excuse me for not saying more, but I'm still in shock from having received a compliment from chix0r. I saw chix0r's twin again in my Monday night class. She was not her smiley self so she looked even more like her. Maybe she broke up with her guy over winter break or something. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:25 AM omfg that pic- hahah . awesome. props to the artist..... i wasnt sure if i wanted to puke- but then i read evrything i wud have to buy to get puke off of keyboard- so i decided to stick to laughter- nice —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:33 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:33 AM here you go dusty! merry xmas! (thats ucrchick21) 
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:36 AM somewhere there is a version of that picture with no distracting photoshop effects. —airking32 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:37 AM hahahahah. nice. i drew that!!!! im so creative. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:51 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:55 AM ^ Can you PLEASE choke on a tortilla? or maybe drown in a batch of tamales? —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 12:59 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:21 AM u mean like the boobs on curvy...... im sure ud like that wouldnt you.... 2 ways i can get boobs like curvy..... 1. i pack on some weight like ure friend above- and call myself curvy-licious #2 , or 2. you hand me a shit load of cash and ill glady go ask dr. drew to put em on me !!!!!!! and then theres alwys my last option - , not give a fuk n carry on with my life with my finger in the air!!!!!!! —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:19 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:19 AM Ok FIRST of all TF, I already used "choke." be more creative and find another word. perhaps "eat a dick?" Second of all, good shit chik! —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:27 AM How do you drown in tamales? That's how I want to die, cause they're my favorite food. The Mexicans come up to my door with a wagon full of tamales, and sell me a sack of them for 10 bucks, and I ALWAYS buy them. Every single time. somewhere there is a version of that picture with no distracting photoshop effects.
That is NOT photoshop. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:37 AM actually it is indeed photoshop.... so get it straight! i used paint in photoshop to edit the pic, took me a good minute to paint that, its not easy drawing a ms.clause outfit on, but it sure did turn out cute! sent it out to the folks as a x-mas card. lol —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 1:49 AM TF is just bitter because she lost the Zona contest. And because shes not used to people eating her crap. Well Ive had enough! TF is not funny. Shes lame, and talks shit as a defense mechanism, rather than talking shit to be funny/sarcastic. —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:29 AM How can you choke on something you have chewed?
Think... have you ever choked on the cocks you've chewed up? I never have. Damn, cocks are rubbery. It's so hard to chew them. That's why I like to boil them for days in a crock pot. They end up separating into noodle-like strands, just like shark fin soup.
Also, I collect my edible cocks by fishing for men, chopping their cocks off, then throwing them back to die slowly and painfully at the bottom of the sex ocean. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Also, I like whale meat. As in, slicing the breasts off of fat women. And also literal whales. And literate whales; intelligence flows throughout the blood stream, and all cells of the body. It affects the texture of hair, flavour of love juices (semen and vadge juice both), marbling and taste of meat and also the colouring and texture of the skin.
In short, my worship of Lord Gorman will undo the world as his monstrous cock subsumes reality. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:33 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:34 AM damnit you suck.... and your nootrishis at the same time. —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:04 AM u mean like the boobs on curvy...... im sure ud like that wouldnt you.... 2 ways i can get boobs like curvy..... 1. i pack on some weight like ure friend above- and call myself curvy-licious #2 , or 2. you hand me a shit load of cash and ill glady go ask dr. drew to put em on me !!!!!!! and then theres alwys my last option - , not give a fuk n carry on with my life with my finger in the air!!!!!!! — ucrchik21 I'm gonna need to go to the kitchen. Remove your uterus. Place it in the microwave and cook for 5 minutes on high. Remove carefully and place in a blender. Set it on puree and frapee (just to be safe). And flush. Trust me, it's for the good of mankind. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 8:27 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 8:50 AM alright, ucrchik21. we get it. where's dad? and which parent is the alcoholic? —plurry |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:33 AM Actually, take a moment and picture how dr drews kids would be raised if drew worked 40 hrs a week instead of 80 hs. Well, THATS the household chik21 grew up in. Perfectly NORMAL, perfectly HEALTHY. —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 11:59 AM i don't get it. urchik has big boobs already. is she retarded? —stefanie |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 3:45 PM ucrchik21 is like the worst parts of humanity wrapped into one. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 8:51 PM ^ why do u say that? you dont even know her.
please, indudge me with your brilliance.
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acm323 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:00 PM Read her posts! She's a fucking tard! —acm323 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:46 PM never question greymatters. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 1:00 AM me like blonde with tits out —000 |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 9:57 AM in GENERAL, vadges look very nice sometimes, and sometimes they look like roast beef tacos. —whoisnumbaone |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:03 PM And sometimes they look remarkably like penises, but mostly on the chicks with deep voices. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:05 PM naw dude, you must be talking about the trannies at the drag club you go to on tuesday nights. those really ARENT vadges. —whoisnumbaone |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 8:33 PM If there isn't a porno called Vadge Of Honor, there really needs to be. —Jaffa Cakes |
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