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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:11 PM OMG LEFTY IS BACK AGAIN AFTER BEING BACK. THE HAMMER IS NOT OPENING IN DENVER. :( —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:34 PM It's opening in my hometown. too bad i don't live there now. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:30 AM The Hammer opens March 21st, 2008 in the following cities. More info coming soon: New York
Los Angeles
San Diego
Fresno
San Francisco
Sacramento
Seattle
Portland
Phoenix
Las Vegas
Fresno, hell yes.
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:34 AM nothing within 500 miles of me. good times. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:03 AM San Francisco woohoo! i call first in line —airking32 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:20 AM The Hammer opens March 21st, 2008 in the following cities. And it should be appearing on DVD around the first week of April. —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 10:48 AM hey airking... we shud go watch that shit together. I shud be in town on the 21st. btw afernee, your from Fresno? Jezuz that sucks! —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:15 AM And it should be appearing on DVD around the first week of April. —Beat It! If it's actually funny it could hang around for awhile. I sort of cringe at Adam doing the romantic comedy stuff though. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 12:52 PM The trailer really isn't funny at all. There, I said it. btw afernee, your from Fresno? Jezuz that sucks!
Indeed, it does. —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:41 PM I want to go to Vegas for spring break, and see "The Hammer" and go to Glitter Gulch, but I have no money. I didn't get a spring break last year cause I had to work. —John Lennon |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:40 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:40 PM wah wah wah wah wah whiny baby —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:41 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:42 PM that's your opinion. How about you go find some 9 year old Filipina chick to bang and then get locked up and get your asshole turned inside out? —John Lennon |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:36 PM goddamn this place is annoying lately. —bguirk |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:05 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:06 PM that's your opinion.
Yes, it is, and it also happens to be the shared opinion of EVERY single person on this forum.
How about you go find some 9 year old Filipina chick to bang and then get locked up and get your asshole turned inside out?
ha you're so pathetic. lol —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:10 PM goddamn this place is annoying lately. Tru dat peeps. Yes, it is, and it also happens to be the shared opinion of EVERY single person on this forum. It would be very difficult to argue with that statement. —anobody |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:11 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:12 PM i was talking to my sister today and she brought up her friend erica. i think you'd love her, anfernee. she's chinese and really thin. she goes to usc. i don't know how far you live from there, but if you're around, you should hit it. ps anobody, i love you. i wish you were around more. that's how lame these fuckers are. —mandee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:31 PM I feel the same way (I'm just too damned busy anymore; I hope to see more of me around after I defend and when I start insisting that you all call me Dr. Anobody). —anobody |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:41 PM I was talking to my sister today and she brought up her friend erica. i think you'd love her, anfernee. she's chinese and really thin. she goes to usc. i don't know how far you live from there, but if you're around, you should hit it.
I go to LA every once in a while, and I'll be there in September to watch UCLA get their asses handed to them by Fresno State. I'll probably be there this summer too, to catch a concert. I'm going to find this girl! ps anobody, i love you. i wish you were around more. that's how lame these fuckers are.
Thirded. —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:41 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:42 PM (which we won't) (even so!) —anobody |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:36 PM I don't know about the rest of you, but these new crappy posters aren't making the old ones look any better by comparison, in my eyes. It's all just a horrible salad of crap. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 2:16 AM I always thought Fresno was an abbreviation. Maybe short for San Fresnocha or something.
The Hammer is not opening in Canberra. Damn.
Anobody isn't anything like the bad posters. He posts way too much usually and does the italic quoting way more than needed but he's genteel and a bunch of people like him. That's way better than people who represent the public toilet defiler set (PTDS). You know, the kind of people who are responsible for the kind of stuff that makes you exasperatedly wonder:
"Who the fuck shat all over the floor?"
"Who pissed in the sink?"
"Who is leaving their number and prose on the walls of the cubicle, complete with a picture of what I guess is meant to be a hairy cock sliding down someone's throat?"
Drake, airking, whois, jizzgrenade, they all fit into that group. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 9:49 AM Anobody isn't anything like the bad posters. He posts way too much usually and does the italic quoting way more than needed but he's genteel and a bunch of people like him. That's way better than people who represent the public toilet defiler set (PTDS). —MajandraFan iawtc —Yog-Laithoth |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 3:55 PM anobody represents everything that's evil in life, I wouldn't be shocked to find out that he's posting as whois, airking, jizzgrenade and ucrchik21. If you think about it, their post totals are about equal to what he was doing in his prime. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:17 PM I'll probably be there this summer too, to catch a concert. I'm going to find this girl!
-anfernee You're more closer to Antioch, Ca. Yoooo- Hoooo, anfernee 
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:19 PM 
I like that pic, look at the ducks!! She is really cute, I think I'll hit up both Antioch and LA. This girl is super bombski, ABM. How do you know her? —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:27 PM im going to have to agree, the girl is actually very pretty. Im not lesbian, but i know beauty when i see it. —ucrchik21 |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:30 PM im going to have to agree, the girl is actually very asian. Im not racist, but i know asian when i see it. —lexieho |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:41 PM im going to have to agree, the girl is actually very hornswaggle. Im not dangdoodle, but i know hornswaggle when i see it. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:41 PM This girl is super bombski, ABM. How do you know her? —anfernee My friend knows her from chruch, and I've met her bf (now ex)
I never met her though.
Isin't it cute how they have used to have a couples' page?
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 5:47 PM No, that's not cute... I don't like it. lol at the quote: "we broke up" —anfernee |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at 6:15 PM im going to have to agree, the girl is actually very asian. Im not racist, but i know asian when i see it. im going to have to agree, the girl is actually very hornswaggle. Im not dangdoodle, but i know hornswaggle when i see it. i love you kids —mandee |
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Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 12:23 AM http://www.myspace.com/coachjennyjen Coach Jennny Jen is now my friend on myspace, woo hoo! —anfernee |
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Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 3:17 PM ^I hope she starts talking to you. You deserve to be with a nice, hot Asian 'cause you're a good person. —adams_babymomma |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:27 PM win a ticket to see the hammer
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:37 PM i entered. i'm going to win. —mandee |
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 4:01 PM Adam Carolla will be interviewed about The Hammer by Leo Quinones (The Film Freak) on Saturday, March 15, 7pm-9pm PST on 97.1 KLSX. There will be a live webcast.
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 2:11 AM Fighting words with Adam Carolla Boxing may no longer be the draw it once was, but it continues to pack a punch at the box office. Hollywood's latest contribution to the sport is The Hammer, starring Adam Carolla and written by FOXSports.com's own Kevin Hench. On the eve of the movie's March 21 debut, the star of the small screen (The Man Show and Dancing with the Stars) and the air waves (The Adam Carolla Show and Loveline) sat down for a Q+A with FOXSports.com. It had little to do with boxing (and not much more to do with the movie itself), but it was certainly entertaining. KH: The movie's called The Hammer, but is that really the tool that most accurately describes your fighting style? AC: Absolutely. Only it's more of an upholstery hammer. Or maybe one of those reflex hammers from the doctor's office. I wish sledgehammer described my fighting style, but, sadly, it describes my dancing style. Performing with Julianne Hough presented some, uh, occupational hazards for Adam Carolla. (ABC, Kelsey McNeal / Associated Press) KH: Speaking of dancing, which was harder, training for the movie's fight scenes or training for Dancing with the Stars? AC: Dancing, by far. First of all, I already knew how to box. Second of all, I didn't have to worry about getting aroused with any of my fellow boxers. Have you seen Julianne Hough? I'll be wearing a low-foul protector in Week 2 just to conceal my appreciation of her talents during the show. KH: So who looks sexier in black panties and fishnet stockings, you or Oscar de la Hoya? AC: Those pictures of Oscar are the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Because they make you come to grips with the fact that there's a 140-pound tranny out there who can beat you to death. You'll never catch me in anything that ridiculous. Now where are my leg warmers, I'm late for dance rehearsal. KH: How badly would you kick Jimmy Kimmel's ass if you got him in the ring? AC: It would be ugly. I'd use my reach advantage to land some jabs and build an early lead, but Kimmel doesn't fight fair. He'd only eat so much leather before breaking wind and killing everyone in the arena. We were on a shuttle bus to the KROQ Weenie Roast once when Jimmy let loose and I swear to God I'm the only one who lived to tell about it. But only because I built up my immunity over the years. KH: To what do you attribute the demise of a once-proud and popular sport? Of course, we are talking about the sad and probably irreversible decline of Foxy Boxing. AC: Foxy Boxing has lost a lot of market share to Foxy Mixed Martial Arts. Then there was the short-lived Foxy Ultimate Championship of Karate, but its acronym was banned in 48 states. Speaking of foxes, I just learned that Jenna Jameson RSVP'd "yes" to The Hammer premiere. Great. Between Jenna and Julianne on the red carpet, there is a 100 percent chance my wife will be pissed at me before the movie even starts. KH: If you were ever to resort to Tyson-esque tactics in the ring, what body part of your opponent's would you be most likely to sink your teeth into and why? AC: I'd probably go nipple. It would hurt like hell and also express my childhood abandonment issues, which I could then use during my hearing in front of the boxing commission when I argue for reinstatement. KH: Dr. Ferdie Pacheco or Dr. Drew ... which one is in your corner? AC: I'd have to go Pinsky over Pacheco, but this gives me a great idea for a reality show. You take the six most f'd up patients of Dr. Drew's from Celebrity Rehab and the six punchiest boxers that Ferdie ever trained and have a Survivor-type competition. Winner gets an 8-ball or a new drool bucket. KH: Do you find that your body hair gets in the way when you fight? Or does it work to your advantage by grossing out your opponent? AC: It works to my advantage by cushioning the blows. I essentially walk around in a feather bed. KH: Who would make the hotter ring card girl, Matt Damon or Ben Affleck? AC: I can't talk about this. It's very painful for me. And Kimmel refuses to go to couples counseling with me to work through it. Just imagine building a life with someone and then looking up and seeing his hand in Ben Affleck's back pocket. KH: True or false, women weaken legs. Please elaborate. AC: We have a scene in The Hammer where my love interest (Heather Juergensen) tells me that Eastern philosophy says you expend massive amounts of Chi when you make love. I'll tell you what I told her: "We're in Burbank, grasshopper. And I've got enough Chi for the whole Valley." —pookie |
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 8:01 AM From Adam Carolla: GET HAMMERED THIS WEEKEND Hey buddy, Adam Carolla here. If you haven’t checked out my new movie The Hammer, what the hell are you waiting for? Richard Roeper himself told you to “Go see it,” for Chrissakes. Here’s what some other critics had to say: “A sweet little movie with a lot of heart” – THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC “As unexpected as it is moving” – THE NEW YORK TIMES “Consistently funny” - DAILY VARIETY and my personal favorite: “An amazingly natural and charming performance from Carolla, whom I never would have imagined had the charisma to carry a feature length move.” - CINEMATICAL.COM What, is my dad writing movie reviews now? If you’ve already caught the flick, my heartiest thanks. Hope you feel you got your ten bucks’ worth. If you haven’t, there’s a list of theaters where it’s playing at the end of this e-mail. Take a look at the list of cities, and brush off your rolodex. If you have a buddy in Seattle or Portland or Vegas, forward this e-mail to them and tell them everything else they need to know is at www.thehammermovie.com. I’ll be making a couple of appearances in LA tonight and tomorrow if you feel like hearing me yak about the film. Here’s where: Friday, April 4th at Fairfax Cinemas in LA
7906 Beverly Blvd. @ Fairfax
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Q&A following the 7:30 p.m. show
Intro to the 9:45 p.m. show Saturday, April 5th at New Culver Plaza in
Culver City
9919 W. Washington Blvd. @ Hughes
Culver City, CA 90232
Q&A following the 8:05 show Come on out, see the movie, help me stick it to the man. This is Adam Carolla saying, Mahalo
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 5:03 AM derek and i saw the hammer last night, i liked it. very adam carolla. —lexieho |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 4:57 AM Lexie and I saw the hammer the other day. I liked it. —derekho |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 5:32 AM lexie says you saw it at night. one of you is lying. it's in your best interest to come clean now. —mandee |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 9:06 AM we've actually never hung out. we just pretend. —lexieho |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 10:05 PM Ben has posted a photo without causing horizontal scrolling. Kudos to you, good buddy. —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, April 11, 2008 at 10:23 AM ADAM APPEARING LIVE THIS WEEKEND!
Go to www.myspace.com/thehammermovie
Come out and meet Adam THIS WEEKEND and catch a screening of his movie, THE HAMMER! He’ll be there to answer your questions about the movie, the radio show, and just about anything else you can think of.
Friday, April 11th at the AMC Burbank 8
201 E. Magnolia Blvd. Burbank, CA 91501
- Q&A following the 7:30 show
- Intro to the 10:05 show
Saturday, April 12th at Pacific’s Manhattan Village 6
3560 Sepulveda Blvd at Rosecrans, Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
- Q&A following the 7:50 show
- Intro to the 10:25 show
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