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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:06 AM I come in here, try to get some support, have soime laughs, and I get shit on by all you ASSHOLES. Well fuck off then, I dont need this shitty forum with all you dicks in it. FUCK OFF AND DIE! —coffeecakes |
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mandee |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:00 AM if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules. —mandee |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:12 AM ^ I was thinking the same thing. Where's the elaborate suicide threat and the overboard histrionics? CHRIST! CAN"T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? THIS IS WHY THE GIRL AT WORK LAUGHS AT YOU AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU!!!! DIE, COFFEECAKES, DIE!!!! —Beat It! |
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000 |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:45 AM i'd like to apologize on behath of the whole forum and allow u to accept jesus christ as your personal savior —000 |
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Mayonnaise |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:51 AM If you are going to kill yourself, might I suggest a plastic bag tied over your head? —Mayonnaise |
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bguirk |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:24 AM He got the dramatic part of the dramatic over the top exit right, sort of forgot about the exit. —bguirk |
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Masteel |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules. —mandee lol —Masteel |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:06 PM if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules. —mandee ditto... lol —whoisnumbaone |
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plurry |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:25 PM know that you have my respect if you stay gone. drake, who says such things only to return days later, is the gold standard as far as douche nozzles go. also.. THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HATE IT HERE! THIS PLACE AIN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE. I MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS. PLUS, I JUST TOOK 378 VICODIN TABLETS! I'M DYING AS YOU READ THIS! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS!!! GOODBYE. I'LL NEVER BE BACK! —PLURRY-IN-ZT —plurry |
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 4:54 PM I come in here, try to get some support, have soime laughs, and I get shit on by all you ASSHOLES. Well fuck off then, I dont need this shitty forum with all you dicks in it. FUCK OFF AND DIE! —coffeecakes Go to this page I'm linking, and do something off of it. —ZT Spice |
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acm323 |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 8:34 PM Coffecakes, don't go away angry... Just go away! —acm323 |
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jizzgrenade |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 8:36 PM yea as much as i hate the hecklers of this forum, you were kinda asking for it this time, interestingly this is one of today's better threads... —jizzgrenade |
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bguirk |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 9:40 PM this thread makes me think of Icecube's AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted and its first track. I think Icecube says something like "yeah--I've got some last words. Fuck all yawl." then some prison guard says "switch." —bguirk |
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jizzgrenade |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:03 PM hahaha that video's great, especially the subtle goatse joke, faking suicide is good, but it's just not the real thing... —jizzgrenade |
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acm323 |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:51 PM Really? Both? Jesus... —acm323 |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:22 AM coffeecakes > drake > jizzgrenade Yes, Drake is no longer the biggest loser. —Beat It! |
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jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:17 AM Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:26 AM ^is this all you do? —jizzgrenade |
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mandee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:38 AM i don't believe coffeecakes is real. drake is still worse than jizzgrenade because i think it will be easier to get him to leave. but, we'll just have to wait and see. —mandee |
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anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:00 PM drake will always be number one [at the bottom] in my heart. —anfernee |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:30 PM Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:30 PM i don't believe coffeecakes is real. Shhh...I know —Beat It! |
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anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM COFFEECAKES IS MIKEYFISH IS THE WALRUS. No shit, sherlock. —anfernee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:08 PM ...aaaaaaaannnnnnnnd drake is back at the botton. Damn...I was about to reluctantly agree with Beat It!, too.
Welp...I guess there's room at the bottom for two. —Dusty TheHick |
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jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:22 PM actually we have room for a few more than two, after the recent refurnishing, drakes got a futon, im on some sofa cushions we found laying around in purgatory. but we got a very comfortable burnt orange shag carpet, smells vaguely of urine, but if you theres no showers at the bottom anyway, so you'll get used to it. but yes, there is room, and we're lonely, —jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:59 PM actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life. for instance, if you are an asshole, you can still discover the cure for cancer. if you are an idiot you can't really do shit. —TortillaFactory |
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jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:07 PM actually i was refering to the part of the body that spits crap all day. but good thinking —jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:08 PM I didn't know it was physically possible for a person to literally be an anus. Please enlighten me further. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:14 PM yea it was meant more as a comparison, spewing crap all day, and while im sure theres a bit of good stuff in there, it's just not worth sifting through. dusty spits crap all over the forum, parts of which can be enlightening, but again, the vast majority of this seemingly constant shit production line, blows major turtle ass. —jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:15 PM not completely solid, but it was last minute and i honestly didnt expect anybody to call me on it haha —jizzgrenade |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:18 PM Okay, I'll be more fair/helpful than you really deserve here. There is an ignore function here, which you can use not to have to "sift through" my posts, and only view the ones you want. Just follow the instructions here. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:21 PM oh dusty you know i was just trying to fight fire with fire, in my heart i do appreciate your comedy. —jizzgrenade |
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mandee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:39 PM listen to me, jizzgrenade. i'm going to be as nice as i can about this. there is no one here that likes you. we all want you to leave. why do you insist on staying here? you don't seem to like us and we obviously despise you. there is nothing for you here. maybe you should find a dane cook message board for you to post on. find somewhere else where you'll be accepted. —mandee |
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Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM Actually, idiots could be valuable in cancer research also. Afterall, the assholes need somebody to test the drugs on, and the Jews won't play along anymore. —Mayonnaise |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:19 PM Yeah, but monkeys can perform OTHER needed services, for which idiots are no good, or too uppity. —Dusty TheHick |
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Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:20 PM I don't see what black people have to do with this. —Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:21 PM Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:21 PM like starring in films with john c. reilly. edit; dammit mayonnaise. more like malaise amirite? —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:22 PM lol Mayonnaise mandee, thank you for the offer, and its not the first, but i think i'll stick it out, i'm beginning to like you guys, i think i'll be here for a while, if not just to spite you —jizzgrenade |
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Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM John C. Reilly? What does that Wop have to do with this? —Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:24 PM Now, Mayonnaise..."Wop" is a very derrogatory term to use, and I think the guineas deserve more respect than that. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:26 PM You would think that, wouldn't you, you stupid Mick? —Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:27 PM Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:29 PM I'm not a mick; I'm a kraut. EDIT: er-- Actually, I am part mick...AND part kraut...and part polack...and part Russki..and part English tea-sippin' motherfucker. Fuck...I'm a mutt. But I get your point, Mayonnaise...you fucking spick. —Dusty TheHick |
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jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:27 PM oooo looks like you already used that one today dusty, sorry try again. —jizzgrenade |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:29 PM It's no surprise. All those Spics have trouble repeating themselves. —Mayonnaise |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:31 PM actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life. -TF they sure do get laid a whole lot more too. —airking32 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:34 PM Nah...That one's kind of a toss-up. It all depends on OTHER factors as well, which have been alluded to in some thread or another today. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:35 PM actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life. -TF they sure do get laid a whole lot more too. —anfernee |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:00 PM Just follow the instructions here. —Dusty TheHick hahaha... my dumbass fell for that shit. —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:49 PM but in the absence of idiots, we can always use monkeys. My monkeys are busy testing cigarettes and nicotine patches. They're out. —bguirk |
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