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coffeecakes

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:06 AM

I come in here, try to get some support, have soime laughs, and I get shit on by all you ASSHOLES. Well fuck off then, I dont need this shitty forum with all you dicks in it. FUCK OFF AND DIE!

coffeecakes

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:13 AM

ALBATROSS

Jaffa Cakes

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:13 AM

Ah, crap.

Jaffa Cakes

  

coffeecakes

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:16 AM

FUCK OFF

coffeecakes

  

mandee

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:00 AM

if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules.

mandee

  

Beat It!

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:12 AM

^ I was thinking the same thing.

Where's the elaborate suicide threat and the overboard histrionics?

CHRIST! CAN"T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? THIS IS WHY THE GIRL AT WORK LAUGHS AT YOU AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU!!!!

DIE, COFFEECAKES, DIE!!!!

Beat It!

  

000

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:45 AM

i'd like to apologize on behath of the whole forum and allow u to accept jesus christ as your personal savior

000

  

Mayonnaise

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:51 AM

If you are going to kill yourself, might I suggest a plastic bag tied over your head?

Mayonnaise

  

bguirk

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:24 AM

He got the dramatic part of the dramatic over the top exit right, sort of forgot about the exit.

bguirk

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 12:53 PM

this thread makes me lol

Dark Laith

  

Masteel

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM

if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules.

—mandee

lol

Masteel

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:06 PM

if you're going to make a thread like this, you have to kill yourself. it's kind of the rules.

—mandee

ditto... lol

whoisnumbaone

  

plurry

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:25 PM

know that you have my respect if you stay gone.

drake, who says such things only to return days later, is the gold standard as far as douche nozzles go.

also..

THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HATE IT HERE!
THIS PLACE AIN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE. I MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS.
PLUS, I JUST TOOK 378 VICODIN TABLETS! I'M DYING AS YOU READ THIS!
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS!!!
GOODBYE. I'LL NEVER BE BACK!

—PLURRY-IN-ZT

plurry

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 4:54 PM

I come in here, try to get some support, have soime laughs, and I get shit on by all you ASSHOLES. Well fuck off then, I dont need this shitty forum with all you dicks in it. FUCK OFF AND DIE! —coffeecakes

Go to this page I'm linking, and do something off of it.


ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 4:55 PM

I love having an excuse to post this again.

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:32 PM

A post w/o OMG is a post incomplete.

whoisnumbaone

  

acm323

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 8:34 PM

Coffecakes, don't go away angry...

Just go away!

acm323

  

jizzgrenade

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 8:36 PM

yea as much as i hate the hecklers of this forum, you were kinda asking for it this time, interestingly this is one of today's better threads...

jizzgrenade

  

bguirk

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 9:40 PM

this thread makes me think of Icecube's AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted and its first track. I think Icecube says something like "yeah--I've got some last words. Fuck all yawl." then some prison guard says "switch."

bguirk

  

jizzgrenade

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:03 PM

hahaha that video's great, especially the subtle goatse joke,

faking suicide is good, but it's just not the real thing...

jizzgrenade

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 10:49 PM

We've had both here on TLC.

ZT Spice

  

acm323

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:51 PM

Really? Both? Jesus...

acm323

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:42 AM

yeah..... appearantly some people cant take a joke.

whoisnumbaone

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:22 AM

coffeecakes > drake > jizzgrenade

Yes, Drake is no longer the biggest loser.

Beat It!

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:17 AM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:26 AM

^is this all you do?

jizzgrenade

  

mandee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:38 AM

i don't believe coffeecakes is real. drake is still worse than jizzgrenade because i think it will be easier to get him to leave. but, we'll just have to wait and see.

mandee

  

anfernee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:00 PM

drake will always be number one [at the bottom] in my heart.

anfernee

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:30 PM

i don't believe coffeecakes is real.

Shhh...I know

Beat It!

  

John Lennon

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:42 PM

COFFEECAKES IS MIKEYFISH IS THE WALRUS.

John Lennon

  

andrewwagner777

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Uh ohhhhh...busted.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:07 PM

No man... he's real, in our hearts...

whoisnumbaone

  

anfernee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM

COFFEECAKES IS MIKEYFISH IS THE WALRUS.

No shit, sherlock.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:08 PM

...aaaaaaaannnnnnnnd drake is back at the botton.


Damn...I was about to reluctantly agree with Beat It!, too.


Welp...I guess there's room at the bottom for two.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:22 PM

actually we have room for a few more than two, after the recent refurnishing, drakes got a futon, im on some sofa cushions we found laying around in purgatory. but we got a very comfortable burnt orange shag carpet, smells vaguely of urine, but if you theres no showers at the bottom anyway, so you'll get used to it. but yes, there is room, and we're lonely,

jizzgrenade

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:56 PM

You're an idiot.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:57 PM

and you're an asshole, i'd say we're even

jizzgrenade

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:59 PM

actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life. for instance, if you are an asshole, you can still discover the cure for cancer. if you are an idiot you can't really do shit.

TortillaFactory

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:07 PM

actually i was refering to the part of the body that spits crap all day. but good thinking

jizzgrenade

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:08 PM

I didn't know it was physically possible for a person to literally be an anus.

Please enlighten me further.

TortillaFactory

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:14 PM

yea it was meant more as a comparison, spewing crap all day, and while im sure theres a bit of good stuff in there, it's just not worth sifting through. dusty spits crap all over the forum, parts of which can be enlightening, but again, the vast majority of this seemingly constant shit production line, blows major turtle ass.

jizzgrenade

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:15 PM

not completely solid, but it was last minute and i honestly didnt expect anybody to call me on it haha

jizzgrenade

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:18 PM

Okay, I'll be more fair/helpful than you really deserve here. There is an ignore function here, which you can use not to have to "sift through" my posts, and only view the ones you want. Just follow the instructions here.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:21 PM

oh dusty you know i was just trying to fight fire with fire, in my heart i do appreciate your comedy.

jizzgrenade

  

mandee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 6:39 PM

listen to me, jizzgrenade. i'm going to be as nice as i can about this. there is no one here that likes you. we all want you to leave. why do you insist on staying here? you don't seem to like us and we obviously despise you. there is nothing for you here. maybe you should find a dane cook message board for you to post on. find somewhere else where you'll be accepted.

mandee

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM

Actually, idiots could be valuable in cancer research also. Afterall, the assholes need somebody to test the drugs on, and the Jews won't play along anymore.

Mayonnaise

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:18 PM

but in the absence of idiots, we can always use monkeys.

monkeys with cancer.

DUN DUN DUN.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:19 PM

Yeah, but monkeys can perform OTHER needed services, for which idiots are no good, or too uppity.

Dusty TheHick

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:20 PM

I don't see what black people have to do with this.

Mayonnaise

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:21 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:21 PM

like starring in films with john c. reilly.

edit; dammit mayonnaise. more like malaise amirite?

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Leave the Mondays out of this.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:22 PM

lol Mayonnaise
mandee, thank you for the offer, and its not the first, but i think i'll stick it out, i'm beginning to like you guys, i think i'll be here for a while, if not just to spite you

jizzgrenade

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM

You're an idiot.

Dusty TheHick

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM

John C. Reilly? What does that Wop have to do with this?

Mayonnaise

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:24 PM

Now, Mayonnaise..."Wop" is a very derrogatory term to use, and I think the guineas deserve more respect than that.

Dusty TheHick

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:26 PM

You would think that, wouldn't you, you stupid Mick?

Mayonnaise

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Edited Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:29 PM

I'm not a mick; I'm a kraut.

EDIT: er-- Actually, I am part mick...AND part kraut...and part polack...and part Russki..and part English tea-sippin' motherfucker.

Fuck...I'm a mutt.


But I get your point, Mayonnaise...you fucking spick.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:27 PM

oooo looks like you already used that one today dusty, sorry try again.

jizzgrenade

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:29 PM

It's no surprise. All those Spics have trouble repeating themselves.

Mayonnaise

  

airking32

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:31 PM

actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life.

-TF

they sure do get laid a whole lot more too.

airking32

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:34 PM

Nah...That one's kind of a toss-up. It all depends on OTHER factors as well, which have been alluded to in some thread or another today.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:35 PM

actually i think assholes have more appeal than idiots in almost every facet of life.

-TF

they sure do get laid a whole lot more too.

anfernee

  

anfernee

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 9:36 PM

You're an idiot.
I hl'd.

anfernee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:00 PM

Just follow the instructions here.

—Dusty TheHick

hahaha... my dumbass fell for that shit.

whoisnumbaone

  

bguirk

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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 11:49 PM

but in the absence of idiots, we can always use monkeys.

My monkeys are busy testing cigarettes and nicotine patches. They're out.

bguirk

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, March 7, 2008 at 7:02 PM

ZT Spice

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