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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Edited Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 1:18 PM SO THERE'S THIS MUTE GIRL AT MY WORK, SHE WORKS THE TTY MACHINE. SHE'S GOT A SMOKIN' BOD, AND I WOULD LOVE TO RAPE HER TWINKIE HOLE BECAUSE NO ONE COULD HEAR HER SCREAM. ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE COULD POINT TO ME IN A LINEUP, SO I FIGURE I HAVE TO GET HER TO LIKE ME SO I CAN FUCK HER. I TOLD HER THE THE OTHER DAY THAT MY PARENTS ARE SO RICH THAT THEY COULD BY HER A VOICE. AND THEN SHE GRUNTED AND MADE SOME NOISES AND SHIT, AND WENT TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN, BUT I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION. SO HOW DO I GET HER TO GO OUT WITH ME? I MEAN, HOW DO I GET HER TO FUCK ME? I NEED TO GET LAID, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG. ANY TIPS? —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 1:01 PM mute would make it very hard for her to complain....
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 4:28 PM ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE COULD POINT TO ME IN A LINEUP, SO I FIGURE I HAVE TO GET HER TO LIKE ME SO I CAN FUCK HER That's one way to go about it. If you cut off her fingers she can't point at you. That may work out better for you. —bguirk |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 4:41 PM sneak up behind her and gouge out the eyes if you're concerned about being fingered in a line up. duh. zt, you of all people need pointers on how to get away with rape? —plurry |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 7:12 PM Yeah, you'll know that she likes it if she grunts and makes weird noises. —whoisnumbaone |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:42 PM this thread is so fucking awesome.
zt, all the threads you did around this time period were awesome. i'm not bumping them all though because that's your job, or plurry's. —MajandraFan |
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