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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 5:39 AM So theres this cute girl at my work, she works the register. Shes got a smokin bod, and I'd love to get into her TWINKIE HOLE BABY, WHOO! Anyway the problem is that I asked her out a couple times and she keeps telling me to leave her alone, that she has a boyfriend, stuff like that. But Ive never seen her boyfriend, and Im telling you, she's sending me mixed signals. Sometimes she smiles at me. So how do I get her to go out with me? I NEED TO GET LAID, its been too long. Any tips? —coffeecakes |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 5:50 AM
Edited Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 5:56 AM Well, she keeps saying no. I think she just likes getting a rise out of you and you boost her self-esteem when you take her bait. believe me, if a girl wanted you, she would make it obvious.
\/ got it!
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Jaffa Cakes |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 5:55 AM when i take her bait. Ahh, the rare internet Freudian slip. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 5:56 AM No, I'm telling you, shes really into me, I just have to find the right way to ask her —coffeecakes |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 6:06 AM Step one: B Step two: T Step three: K You're welcome. —Beat It! |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 6:08 AM Come on, Beat It!, be serious! There's no way coffeecakes knows how to tie a knot. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Beat It! |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 6:10 AM Shit, this is true. Maybe his BFF whois can teach him? —Beat It! |
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Beat It! |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 6:18 AM Um, isn't a Columbian necktie a type of knot? Isn't a Columbian a type of Mexican? It's simple math. —Beat It! |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 10:13 AM you could write him. or visit him in the clink. good times. he might even be able to father child with you. —bguirk |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 11:52 AM Maybe his BFF whois can teach him? Please. You're going to make airking cry out of jealousy. —anfernee |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 6:02 PM It's quite common for girls to exclaim that you leave them alone when they're secretly in love with you. Dude, she's not into you, okay? —andrewwagner777 |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 8:49 PM Is coffecakes for real? He is one unlikeable dipshit! I hope he never breeds... —acm323 |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 8:55 PM Sometimes she smiles at me As opposed to the other 99% of the time when she doesn't? Guys will delude themselves so much in these situations. —Masteel |
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anfernee |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM Hey John Lennon: Fuck You. *cries out of jealousy See?? —anfernee |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 11:08 PM nmakeout iwht me —mandee |
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coffeecakes |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 3:15 AM I saw her again tonight, she said she was going to tell the manager to get me to leave her alone. But then I saw her laughing later! What the hell. —coffeecakes |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:01 AM
Edited Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:01 AM She's laughing at you. I know this because I'm laughing at you. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 11:28 AM Hey coffeecakes, you should get her a giant bouqet of flowers and give them to her at work in front of everyone. That will make her fal in love for sure.
When I was in High School, the drama club was practicing for a musicla that they were gonna put on for the school and the community. well, I guess this one dude fell in love with this chick who was also in the musical, and one day in the middle of practice this guy breaks character and startes singing some song about love and feelings. Everyone is like looking around all weirded out like "wtf is this guy doing?" He slowly walks up to the chick he likes, gets on his knee, and says "that song was about you, and I'd be so happy if you would be my girl." She started crying and said "yes." Everyone there clapped. It was just like in a movie, but really eerie and weird.
Me and my buddies on the football team thought it was the gayest, funniest thing ever. However we ALL recognized how many cajones/ballz that shit took and no one made fun of him. I mean seriously, that took some real guts. —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 4:11 PM that sounds horrifying. public love declarations would probably be my number 1 embarrassment. —mandee |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 4:19 PM Coffeecakes...The fact that she smiles at you sometimes means that she's totally into you. She's just waiting for you to make a bold move. She definitely sounds like the type who appreciates/respects boldness. What you should do is attempt to corner her when no one else is around, then whip your dick out. She'll be on her knees in an instant. When that's over, be sure to talk about a "shared destiny," and make it very clear that she belongs to YOU and you alone. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 6:36 PM does this "cute girl" have a myspace? TLC Rule # 3 states that: You must provide photo(s) if creating a thread that is purely on the discussion about a non TLC member. —adams_babymomma |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 7:36 PM Hey mandee, i agree with you, but if you saw that in person would laugh your ass off at that kid or would you feel utter embarassment for that girl? —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, March 2, 2008 at 9:29 PM i would laugh at how ridiculous it is and i would also laugh because i would be so uncomfortable that i wouldn't know what else to do. —mandee |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:13 AM well, if all else fails, you can shove your finger up your OWN ass, and ask her to smell it. —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 1:29 AM U KNOW WHAT SHE REALLLY WANTS.... SHE IS CRAVING FOR U TO EAT HER LIKE 2 GIRLS AND A CUP!!!!!! THEN FORE SUUUUREEEE U CAN GET THE GRL LOL. BUT U HAV TO DO IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!! —ucrchik21 |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 4:36 AM I THINK ALL THE SCREAMING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON LATELY IS SPIKING THE 'TARD COUNT. —plurry |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:32 AM YOU KNOW WHAT A LOVE LETTER IS? IT'S A BULLET FROM A FUCKING GUN, FUCKER!
YOU RECEIVE A LOVE LETTER FROM ME, AND YOU'RE FUCKED FOREVER! YOU UNDERSTAND, FUCK? I'LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, FUCKER! —plurry |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 at 7:58 AM TLC Rule # 3 states that: You must provide photo(s) if creating a thread that is purely on the discussion about a non TLC member. — adams_babymomma This should be interesting. So what are the other rules? I THINK ALL THE SCREAMING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON LATELY IS SPIKING THE 'TARD COUNT. — plurry You may be on to something. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM 'Cute girl at the Drive-thru' would be an awesome band name. Just like 'Death Cab for Cutie' and 'Cute is What We Aim For'. —adams_babymomma |
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