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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM Use "modestly sized balls" in a sentence. Best use wins the prize package which includes three hairs plucked from my ear. Contest ends March 1st. Remember--it's a leap year folks. Void where prohibited. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 4:59 PM do not want modestly sized balls contest thread. —plurry |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 5:49 PM In order for your meatballs to cook thoroughly to the center, it's important to form the meat into modestly sized balls. —pookie |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 5:57 PM Modestly sized balls just rolled right over plurry's wishes. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 6:06 PM Damn, I just spilled some jenkem runoff on my modestly sized balls. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 6:07 PM In order for your meatballs to cook thoroughly to the center, it's important to form the meat into modestly sized balls.
—pookie
/thread —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 6:53 PM I can't wait to get a load of Jaffa's "Modestly-Sized Balls" remix in my aural socket. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 7:27 PM puppy can hold two tennis balls in her mouth, granted they're modestly sized balls, it's still a pretty impressive feat! —lexieho |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 7:29 PM So true. Though I could do the same with less modestly sized balls. My mouth is large. —derekho |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 7:56 PM I never thought that one day, I could win a prize for my modestly-sized balls. —acm323 |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 7:58 PM My parents entered me in a few modestly sized balls contests when I was a kid. Never finished higher than third, though. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 8:49 PM And, will there ever be a movie that fits into the above two categories that is not marketed from the core to the modestly sized balls? —MajandraFan —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 9:15 PM I hate this concept so much but I love a contest. Oh, the days when I would send poetry into the children's section of the Sunday Canberra Times (serving the nation's capital, and through it, the nation)! We get hassled a lot because she looks so young. She even wears her id on string around her neck now like a backstage pass to society, as a mocking jaded fashion statement and because we get cornered by police so often.
[this one time though, we'd been fighting, and even did the soapie face slap trade-off, and cops came up to us, and she pretended she was as young as she looked for an hour just to get back at me.]
But it's worth it when we are having hot wooden sex by the boathouse or under the bridge or beneath the silken folds of "our" four-poster bed. She has a huge pelvis, paradoxically small and plentiful breasticles, and skin like a wax musuem statue on a mountain after a snow storm seen through eyes that haven't slept for 48 hours and are fucked up on acid.
FACE OF A 12 YEAR OLD. Can't emphasize this strongly enough. Her little finger is fully half the length of mine. Because I had a slight bout of Chromosome 11, Partial Trisomy 11q in early childhood I have undescended testes (cryptorchidism).
So I really appreciate her china-doll hands, looking so innocent but playing Boogie-Woogie devil music on my poor genitals; uplifting their ragged pestilence, cupping with such tiny hands that they make my leper's sack look like modestly sized balls. Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-Keira Knightley oh my god that was fucking gay —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 10:29 PM I fucking love that they managed to cut Natalie Portman out of The Darjeeling Limited.
Wouldn't it be great if stars were excised from movies altogether? —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 10:34 PM she's in it for a sec. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 10:56 PM I think my mouse needs cleaning. Now I have to remove the modestly sized ball, to get to the inside. —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 12:21 AM You still have one of those ghetto mouses? lol! —anfernee |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:27 AM "The débutante was presented to society at a pair of modestly sized balls. The larger balls her mother preferred were deemed too hairy for a young woman to handle." —bguirk |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 10:27 AM 
—000 |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 10:50 AM compared to what they serve at jerry's deli, these are pretty modestly sized balls. 
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 2:12 PM The young ladies attended several modestly sized balls in Paris but, though they loved dancing with the young men, soon grew tired of attending such events. —derekho |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 5:21 PM I thought of this one earlier today, long before reading bguirk's and derek's posts:
I wonder whether the new President will continue the tradition of huge, ostentatious, gala inaugural celebrations, or opt for more modestly sized balls.
—Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 6:54 PM compared to other sports, golfers utilize modestly sized balls. —plurry |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:33 PM Jack didn't have modestly sized balls for the kids to play with, so he placed an ad on craigslist. —miyagi-sama |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:39 PM Of the entire family, Lucielle was one of the more modestly sized Balls. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 6:01 AM Whoisnumbaone genuinely enjoyed the pre-op tranny's modestly sized balls, but still yearns for the sensation of mammoth balls. —miyagi-sama |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 4:33 PM pookie wins! pookie wins! I plucked my ear hair while on vacation so it might take a week or two to get three new ones. —bguirk |
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