Twilight Zone (old one) Arrested Development Aqua Teen Frisky Dingo Futurama Family Guy Squidbillies The Office Modern Marvels Decoding the past Digging for the truth Nip Tuck High stakes Poker
Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 1:00 AM Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 1:01 AM
Frugal Gourmet Antiques Roadshow California's Gold Loveline Solid Gold Parkinson (talk show on BBC) Kitchen Nightmares (BBC) Clerks: The Animated Series Chabad Telethon How It's Made
the simpsons the man show seinfeld airwolf weeds planet earth (the recent discovery channel specials) i bet you build it bigger entourage knight rider emergency! freaks & geeks the adam carolla project
Loveline Beavis & Butthead The A-Team Dukes of Hazzard Knight Rider Seinfeld Married With Children Quantum Leap Star Trek Magnum, P.I. Pardon the Interruption It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
celebrity rehab to catch a predator the adam carolla project loveline seinfeld beavis and butthead south park family guy west wing married with children wkrp in cincinnati bosom buddies cops howard stern E! show cheers roseanne king of the hill jerry springer saved by the bell CHiPs dukes of hazzard l.a. law wonder years sifl and ollie ren and stimpy law and order meerkat manor six feet under 3rd rock from the sun anything kathy griffin
i end up inadvertently watching misc vh1 documentaries and random things on discovery, history, national geo and animal planet.
during baseball season, i don't watch any tv shows, and watch/monitor up to 10 hours of baseball a day.
Arrested Development A Bit of Fry and Laurie Jeeves and Wooster Six Feet Under, Strangers with Candy News Radio Peep Show Degrassi: The Next Generation House QI Jonathan Creek 15 Storeys High MSNBC Investigates Never Mind the Buzzcocks Shooting Stars Law and Order: SVU Mr. Show The State Living with Ed Celebrity Rehab Celebrity Fit Club So You Think You Can Dance and really any other dance-based show The Colbert Report The Daily Show Have I Got News For You Mock the Week Sean's Show I'm Alan Partridge The Office Intervention
i'm reading sean hughes's book 'it's what he would have wanted' right now and i'm pretending that it's him in real life telling me this story and i'm stroking his hair.
whoa whoa whoa. on country music television, there's a show called celebrity bull riding. it involves a baldwin (stephen) and vanilla ice and jewel putting on an impromptu concert. how did i miss this gem?
Typical internet by the way, I tried to look up the exact wording and three sites gave me three different versions. I can't be bothered getting teh dvd right now but i should if i were publishing it as a web site. Fucking other-people.
Copied from my myspace, which hasn't been updated in a while:
Quantum Leap Homicide: Life on the Street Beavis and Butt-Head Family Guy Futurama Crank Yankers Everybody Hates Chris The History Channel Mythbusters King of the Hill Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip Journeyman
sure. the first few seasons are hysterical. i guess you have to be white trash to think it's funny. as the show went on, i identified with darlene's bf david, and had a phatty boner/crush on her.
Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:51 PM Edited Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:53 PM
i've started watching hannah montana because i can't stand her.
thing is, i knew i couldn't stand her after hearing about the show, seeing a few posters and the pics she took of herself that leaked out on the internet. so, i decided to watch the show so i could loather her properly.. have actual reasons. it didn't feel right hating her and the show without ever watching it.
so, i started watching last week.
it has saved by the bell type kitschy-ness, but less substance (if that's even possible). now i continue to watch only because it just makes me angry which is entertaining.
it's her stupid dad (billy ray cyrus) i hate the most. that stupid fuck can't even play himself.
the show is horrible train wreck with a stupid premise AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!!
i hate hannah montana too, but let me tell you who i don't hate. there's a kid on that show who works at whatever that pool club thing and he's little and kind of jewy looking. that kid has something, he's got a vibe. i talk about this kid all the time.
but the suite life of zack and cody is even worse than hannah montana. they're not even remotely cute, so there's no point of the show at all. it's too bad that there are no good shows on the disney channel anymore. i miss the famous jett jackson and smart guy. that's so raven was the beginning of the end.
i hate hannah montana too, but let me tell you who i don't hate. there's a kid on that show who works at whatever that pool club thing and he's little and kind of jewy looking. that kid has something, he's got a vibe. i talk about this kid all the time
Dude, I hate that kid. He always hits on her, psh like he even has a chance. That "pool club thing" is so fake too ahah, it doesn't even look remotely realistic at all,
but the suite life of zack and cody is even worse than hannah montana. they're not even remotely cute, so there's no point of the show at all.
i like him because he's weird looking and no matter how trendy he tries to make his hair, he's still funny looking, but he's got that vibe, he's good. he's my nigga. or spic.
>>as the show went on, i identified with darlene's bf david
When my boyfriend cut his hair, I told him he looked like you and that guy.
Re: BB, I just watched Sunday's ep., and Amanda started out saying she hates how everyone thinks she's dumb because she has a high-pitched voice - but it's okay because her dad hung himself, and if she could get through that, she can handle anything. Why did he do it? Because he was depressed, bi-polar, etc. But they were super close. Shocking. And he did it when she was 21, so he obviously raped her sometime before that.
>>Actually Kyle is looking a bit like Lance Bass these days. Go on, tell me you don't see it.
His haircut is so terrible. He has curly hair and it gets all poofy in the front, but still short in the back. It looks like he just stepped out of 1992.
and i would like to see two pictures next to each other of darlene's bf and plurry because you guys do look alike and i want to see it up close and personal fo realz.
I think you're talking about the Sirens, those weren't drugs, they were bird-women who tried to put a spell on people by singing to them, and making the people they sang to wreck their ships on the rocks. Odysseus had his crew plug their ears before they reached the Sirens, so they wouldn't be under the Sirens' spell.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 11:20 AM Edited Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 11:21 AM
No, they also encountered the lotus-eaters who eat the titular (and that to the words that sound dirty list) flower and lose all common sense and purpose.
I think the original Star Trek show did a riff on this. (Calling all nerds.)
I think you're talking about the Sirens, those weren't drugs, they were bird-women who tried to put a spell on people by singing to them, and making the people they sang to wreck their ships on the rocks. Odysseus had his crew plug their ears before they reached the Sirens, so they wouldn't be under the Sirens' spell.
Um, no I think I'm talking about the "Lotus", like I said, and Beat-It confirmed, not the Sirens, which has nothing to do with lotus.
ARE YOU EVER FUCKING RIGHT? Like even once a year?
i usually go to fairly great lengths to make my hair less curly and unpoofy. humidity is my great enemy.
you and i have more in common than i ever knew.
ps i just watched american idol. there are some serious drama fags in there. but there is also a gorgeous australian, as well as a guy who has the same hair as my mom. but there is only ONE black guy and i'm upset. and ew tomorrow is girl's night. why would anyone want to watch that? i wish it was no girls allowed. actually, i wish it was no white girls allowed. actually, i wish it was no white people allowed except for incredibly attractive ones with accents.
Tomorrow night is the only one worth watching for several reasons - Amy, Kristy, Kady and Syesha, And you know Amy will flaunt her large chest to mask her marginal singing talents and drum up more votes.
I thought Sara Gilbert was cute on Roseanne. I thought she was gross in High Fidelity. It's probably improbable that anyone would disagree. That John Cusack is no longer the gorgeous young man that he once was. He tried out for Val Kilmer's part in Willow. Val Kilmer was so hot in The Saint. That movie is bettr than most of the Bond films. Also, than Batman Forever (okay, now that's an ironic title; and it's real irony, not oh my fucking god i am too retarded to know that i don't know what i don't know and that is irony but whatever i just said is in no way ironic irony that constitutes, ironically, not, over 100 percent [i think it's 104.6 at the moment] of the use of the word, and has therefore brought about a permanent moratorium on its use in the Kingdom of the Sane {c. BFLA eternal}).
Why don't I have any Brenda Song in photobuckets?
thing is, i knew i couldn't stand her after hearing about the show, seeing a few posters and the pics she took of herself that leaked out on the internet.
Okay, that has to be viral marketing, yes yes? Yes. Yes. The music on that show drives me insane. I do like the whole alter ego thing though, very subtle parody of Superman and the entire superhero genre. Not as cool as in Kill Bill but much more detached and analytical. Also, rock is so dead it's being necrophiled when you have Hannah Montana talking about "rocking out". Yes yes? Yes.
It would have been a code if Ben hadn't made such a point to mock it after he picked an oddly specific amount. It definitely means something, but I don't think it has meaning to Ben. Yet.
Remember that episode of Growing Pains, when Mike, thinking his parents weren't home, sent Boner up to their bedroom to look for batteries for the remote, and Boner walked in on Dr. and Mrs. Seaver doing it, and they invited him to join them, and then Mike walked in and was traumatized for life?
