anfernee
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 4:02 PM
It says Jessica Will You Be My Valen tine ?, different part on each heart. I'm not very crafty like my mom, but I still hope she realizes I at least tried
—anfernee
  
bguirk
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 4:43 PM
both? remember--keep the scissors straight and turn the paper. Also--always walk with the scissors' pointy end facing down. Also--don't run with scissors.
—bguirk
  
anfernee
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 4:45 PMEdited Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Yeah well that's just the border that looks crappy, cuase that ribbon didn't bend, so I had to split it up into several pieces.
I think it looks alright
—anfernee
  
  
anfernee
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 4:56 PM
thank you!
ps: I had a dream me and stefanie were making out last night. dreaming about TLC people, weeeeeird!
—anfernee
  
  
anfernee
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:04 PM
magnificent!
you kinda jumped on me and knocked me over in the process
—anfernee
  
Dusty TheHick
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:24 PM
keep the scissors straight and turn the paper.
Fuck. NOW you tell me. I used to have a HELL of a time in kindergarten.
—Dusty TheHick
  
bguirk
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:43 PM
I made a valentine like that for my wife a few years ago when I worked at a printing house that had all the paper I wanted, but fuck all for scissors. I think I used spit and tore the paper or something.
—bguirk
  
plurry
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:45 PM
Cute or Cheesy?
c. brokeback
—plurry
  
  
pookie
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 2:43 AM
Aww, very sweet.
—pookie
  
  
mandee
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 3:34 PM
in before dick joke
—mandee
  
plurry
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 3:35 PM
ANFERNEE, I HOPE SHE PUTS HER BOX IN A BOX FOR YOU!
—plurry
  
Dark Laith
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 3:37 PM
That would be quite a feat (assuming it didn't involve wearing the box).
—Dark Laith
  
000
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 5:50 PM
shoulda just built her a cake or made a sketch of her face
—000
  
plurry
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 6:02 PMEdited Friday, February 15, 2008 at 6:08 PM
purchase some jewelry, like a sterling silver bracelet or anklet, and hang it from your turgid dongle.
"honey, come in the bedroom. i have a surprise for you!!!"
That would be quite a feat (assuming it didn't involve wearing the box).
i was picturing her removing her genitalia with a scalpel, and placing it in a wax paper lined box for him. my comment had nothing to do with this video...
—plurry
  
chix0r
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 6:42 PM
>>built her a cake
It would be quite the impressive cake if it had to be "built."
—chix0r
  
adams_babymomma
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 7:31 PM
I don't see any holes in the box.
Thanks for reminding me about dick in a box, mandee. I'm gonna watch it now.
—adams_babymomma
  
Beat It!
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 7:38 PM
^ Dusty, a whosinumbaone opportunity has presented itself.
—Beat It!
  
  
Beat It!
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 8:26 PM
It's almost too obvious, but ABM did ask for it.
—Beat It!
  
Dusty TheHick
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 8:42 PMEdited Friday, February 15, 2008 at 8:53 PM
I had to go smoke a cigarette first, because I couldn't stop laughing.
Parody-Not to be taken seriously
—Dusty TheHick
  
  
anfernee
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:07 PMEdited Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:07 PM
What did you put in the box? Ummm, what box? That's a piece of construction paper hun!
It would be quite the impressive cake if it had to be "built." You obviously have never seen Napoleon Dynamite
—anfernee
  
  
Dusty TheHick
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:26 PM
That fucking picture is the best thing to happen to me here at TLC since Theo left.
—Dusty TheHick
  
  
bguirk
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 11:03 PM
nice job dusty.
—bguirk
  
adams_babymomma
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Saturday, February 16, 2008 at 1:54 PMEdited Saturday, February 16, 2008 at 1:55 PM
That's not a heart-shaped box? It looks like one. The dark red color that outlines the heart makes it look 3-d
—adams_babymomma