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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 8:07 PM "...coordinate the head/hand movement." this is rather important if you're dealing with equipment longer than 5 inches. i'm unsettled by her telling the caller to drool on the cock though. do not want the cock drooled on. —plurry |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 8:11 PM do not want the cock drooled on. it's pretty unavoidable unless you're getting a blowjay from a racoon. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 8:21 PM i expect it to get wet, but if i feel drool rolling down the shaft on to the base and into my pubic hair, i'm not gonna like it.
i don't want a bj from zona. —plurry |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 8:28 PM nah, but probably harry after a few beers. —plurry |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 8:32 PM if you're focusing on the sensation of drool running down your dick, it's probably not a great blowjob. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 9:23 PM we get it. plurry hates blowjobs. —stefanie |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 9:33 PM Just imagine a cat tongue BJ. Good or bad? —derekho |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 9:35 PM bad you'd probably have to rub cat food all over your peen. let's sell air fresheners that smell like jizz. —stefanie |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 10:03 PM That's such a good idea. —derekho |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:15 PM I wonder if plurry uses a Handi Wipe on his penis after getting a blowjob while making an "ew" face. I think he does. —greymatters |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:36 PM
Edited Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:55 PM damn it, i like blow jobs. it's just.. preferably, they come from someone i don't care about, and i need them to not drool like a bulldog in the process! sheesh!!! —plurry |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:51 PM Drooling in a blowjob is like mustard on a hot dog. It's a plus. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:42 AM look plurry, it's just that there's nowhere for the drool to go. the blower either has to stop and swallow, or just let it drool out. you don't want them stopping in the last few minutes. why can't you get a blowjay from someone you care about? that's fucked up. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:55 AM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:56 AM i dunno. i just decided that i don't want my junk in my girlfriends mouth. it seems more off than hot after i hit 30 when i am emotionally connected. girls eager to give them have never been my type anyway. plus, i've had plenty of blow jobs, and i've never been drooled on. —plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 3:30 AM but your junk in your girlfriend's vagoo is okay. that's what it's specifically designed for. plus, i have a biological drive to put it there. —plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 4:40 AM plurry is right, drool does not automatically come with a blow job and if it does in excess, it's a turn off. Spitting on it is out of the question. Guys who like their dicks spit on are the same ones overly into anal - which is to say, latently homosexual. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 4:41 AM Guys who like their dicks spit on are the same ones overly into anal - which is to say, latently homosexual. How fucking dare you. I'm going to spit into your asshole before I shove my dick in there, faggot. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 4:43 AM Well, that's clearly different. Anal with girls = gay. Anal with other guys = greco-roman bonding. Jeesh. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 10:13 AM 
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM do you own a head honcho? Haha, my ex bought me that thing. Here are my thoughts, It's pretty cool I guess, but not amazing, and not even close to a blowjob or a handjob [I actually prefer hj's to bj's], It's also too short. After about a week and a half, my "head" popped a hole through the top. It's still usable, but it lost some suction. Plus you have to clean it EVERY time, cause trust me, if you don't once, it will smell like...horrible in your room. Oh man, I haven't used that thing in months, but it is ripped up. I should post a picture ahah —anfernee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:10 PM a really sensitive, super excited guy might come if you just licked it like a lollipop, but that's considered premature. it just has to be wet to eliminate friction, doesn't need a garden hose.
essentially, a mouth is pretty much just a second cooze to a penis. it's the in and out/back and forth action, just like with sex, that ultimately causes ejaculation. —plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM i haven't been paying attention. is a 'head honcho' the same thing as a fleshlight? —lexieho |
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 8:43 PM That's for a gay guy with a TINY dick to simulate penetrating a bigger dick's urethra.
er-- I mean...I don't know.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 9:26 PM the head honcho is a masturbatory toy similar to the fleshlight, but it's far from "the same thing." the slit on the left is supposed to be the "subtle" version, ie, someone could find it and not immediately realize what it was (unlike the vagina-shaped one). alternately, it's for Muppet fetishists. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:45 AM Far out, 000 finally posted something that showed up on my computer.
Are all your werid plugins to do with wrestling midgets? I really really hope so. —MajandraFan |
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