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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:30 AM someone's dorm room —mandee |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:48 AM in the bathroom of an AA meeting —whoisnumbaone LIES —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:54 AM Seriously! We both lived with our parents and we had nowhere else to do it. We used to go to meeting together becasue we were court ordered to do so, so we figured it was our best chance. —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:59 AM You know whats weird? I can remember my first, but i dont remember my 2nd time forward, except for the last 2-3 relationships. —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 12:22 PM Who cares about where you lost your virginity. Why don't you guys tell me all the details that led up to losing the v-card. I would love to contribute, but I can't.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 2:02 PM casino. Everyone who's anyone knows the story. —anfernee |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:16 PM senior year, basement of my gf's sister's house. i was so nervous. i came quickly, and couldn't get it back up. it wasn't her first time, and was sure she'd had much better. i felt soooo lame. i was mad at my penis.
we returned the next night, and went through 5 rubbers in a 2 hour period erasing any doubts about my abilities. there is nothing quite like the teenage penis. it is a biological marvel. we realized the next day that i had left a couple of the used rubbers on the floor at the side of the couch.
i had to break in to her sis' place the next day while she was at work to keep them from being discovered.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:15 PM Well for those of us who aren't anyone [me], let's rehash the story. I thought you were 18 (or maybe 19?), so casino implies this happened recently-ish. —andrewwagner777 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:21 PM me and my girlfriend at the time did it in my dad's suburban. —foob2011 |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:22 PM I vaguely remember the thread itself, but no detais. and I'm too lazy to scroll through his posts to remind myself. Haha. —andrewwagner777 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:25 PM he didn't use protection, and we all made fun of him afterwards because he didn't know the difference between a blouse, a skirt, and a dress. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:38 PM recap..
Anfernee was 17 (?). He was at the Circus Circus casino where he met this blonde girl who was sexually abused by her father. Her mom was getting married again to some douche (who's probably jerking off to his step-daughter right now). They went to her room, and got down to the dirty dirty. Anfernee first stuck it in the wrong hole, but he quickly found the right one. It wasn't all pleasant though, her pink taco had a disturbing smell to it. After he got back from his trip, he started freaking out thinking he impregnated her.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 4:54 PM it wasn't her first time, and was sure she'd had much better. i felt soooo lame. i was mad at my penis. semi-similar, experience with me. I had a half'er and I wasnt going to put it in untill she said it was ok. So i quickly realize dthat i could squeeze my base and turn my half'er into a small rocket and get it started. I lasted about 30 min, although I was so nervous I never got a full erection, just the humble little halfer. I was worried about my penis. —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM I will never believe that you're capable of writing properly after this thread title. Also, in my bed. —chix0r |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 5:39 PM In a trailer on her parent's water bed with her baby in the next room. —Mayonnaise |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 5:44 PM december 2 2006 in his bed; pokemon sheets. 10 am. he did not love me or even respect me. —stefanie |
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plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM i believe greymatters and i were against you hanging out with him, and you wouldn't have any of it! In a trailer on her parent's water bed with her baby in the next room. as it is on earth as it is in heaven. —plurry |
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plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:24 PM stef.. was it this guy? 
if so, do you want me to kick the crap out of him for ya? maybe bring his nutsack back in a mason jar?
—plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:24 PM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:29 PM you and greymatters called it exactly. i loved him. i'm still not sure what being in love is about. my boyfriend now is a gazillion times better looking and actually nice to me all the time. edit: that's him. where did you get that picture? i've never even seen it before. there's no need for a groin injury. i'm over it. —stefanie |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:42 PM A steamy summer evening in 2004 in my first vehicle - a shitty 91' Isuzu pickup that I bought from my dad for $400 and overpaid (former car parts delivery truck). It's great to be humping in a single cab truck in the Florida heat with the windows up lest you be devoured by mosquitoes. I miss those days... —miyagi-sama |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 7:38 PM ^ does citronella ruin the mood? I'm keeping a running tally. So far we have: Bathroom
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Car x2
Trailer Keep 'em coming. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 8:24 PM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 8:54 PM ^^lol AD define virginity--I always kind of thought if you were going down on each other then you weren't virgins anymore, but you kids turned that world upside down so I don't even know anymore. edit: I guess either way it would be in a basement--mine or my GF's. The GF would be different though.
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acm323 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 8:52 PM In Long Beach, CA. —acm323 |
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plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 8:57 PM you and greymatters called it exactly. / where did you get that picture? i've never even seen it before. got it from his myspace while you were seeing him. somehow, i knew i'd need it to rub in your face someday. —plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 9:04 PM my bed....i think we all remember the story. ps. i so started the v-card thread phenomena. —lexieho |
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TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 9:22 PM someone else started my v-card thread for me. how many of you feebs can lay claim to that? —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 9:26 PM i lost mine before there were v-card threads? —bguirk |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 9:42 PM take that everyone! i'm old! —bguirk |
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plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:12 PM ^ being coy because he doesn't want to admit losing his virginity to a stegosaurus. —plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:13 PM bitch left me with some serious welts. —bguirk |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:19 PM Oh it was in Reno, don't you remember? I go there every year with my parents, and I was staying at the Circus Circus, and I met a girl in the arcade down there, we hit it off and went up to my room and talked. Then made out. Then I rememembered I had accidentally left some Smirnoff in my swimming towel, I unwrapped it and we drank it and then boned. We were both virgins. It wasn't that great. Then we went back to the first floor and just ran around in a drunk like state and made a big scene. —anfernee |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:27 PM I guess a lot of people posted in the time that I opened this thread ahaha, I was responding to Andrew's post. Fun TLC Fact: Me and lexie lost our virginities within hours of eachother. Possibly minutes. Possibly seconds. He was at the Circus Circus casino where he met this blonde girl who was sexually abused by her father.
Um, no... —anfernee |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:34 PM Then I rememembered I had accidentally left some Smirnoff in my swimming towel, I unwrapped it and we drank it and then boned. We were both virgins. It wasn't that great. Then we went back to the first floor and just ran around in a drunk like state and made a big scene. —anfernee My wife and I did most of that at Circus Circus a couple of years ago--but we weren't staying there. —bguirk |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:22 AM Passenger seat of a 1969 Volkswagen Beetle.
She was on top facing me.
Tiny little girl. She was maybe 110 pounds and I was 6'5", 275.
Me and the girl worked together so it was a bit awkward for a while. —Colin |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:51 AM why do big guys always lose it to small girls on top? are they afraid they're going to crush someone? —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:54 AM junior year of high school. on the floor of my girlfriends parents living room. don't remember why we didn't just do it on the sofa. —airking32 |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:59 AM I let my virginity loose behind a barn and toward a corn field on a hot summer day. I haven't seen it since. —HocusPocus |
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Colin |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:02 AM TF: There was no obvious way at the time other than her on top. Small car and all... —Colin |
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miyagi-sama |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM Passenger seat of a 1969 Volkswagen Beetle Wow! The front seat of a bug would be a tight squeeze for dwarfs to have sex in. I can't imagine being 6' 5" 275 and attempting it. —miyagi-sama |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:55 AM Wait, whoisnumbaone = anobody = airking32? Kill it with fire.
He was at the Circus Circus casino where he met this blonde girl who was sexually abused by her father. - Lena
Um, no... - Anfernee
Didn't you post her picture? I distinctly remember her looking like she had been touched. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 5:28 PM yeah it's somewhere in my photobucket. feel free to search. how do you "look like you were touched" —anfernee |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:04 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:17 PM excuse me, anfernee, but it looks like you have a few friends that we haven't been introduced to.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:07 PM I take that back. I should have said the girl might have not had a positive relationship with her daddy. Girls who hook up with random men in clubs/casinos...what's the psychology behind that? Did they lack intimate relations with thier parents? —adams_babymomma |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:14 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:14 PM . I should have said the girl might have not had a positive relationship with her daddy.
Correct. Girls who hook up with random men in clubs/casinos...what's the psychology behind that? Did they lack intimate relations with thier parents?
I hope you're not talking about Kamaryn, cause she and I were just 2 kids on vacation with our parents and hooked up. It's not like this is a regualr thing for her. 1) ugh, delete that picture.
2) My sister's annoying ass weiner pup, jager
3) mandee, I posted the penguin picture in the other thread cause you wanted proof of the choco-penguin! That is Mr. Penguin and Potato. —anfernee |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:18 PM i deleted that picture, but now you have to say who she is.
now i remember the penguin. i just liked referring to them as your friends. —mandee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:20 PM ahah mandee is awesome. that was blythe, I met her in Reno the year before I had sex. She was some random bitch that came up to me and wanted a picture for no reason. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:21 PM Do you still talk to her?
No, and I haven't since September of 2006. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:42 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:42 PM I hope you're not talking about Kamaryn, cause she and I were just 2 kids on vacation with our parents and hooked up. It's not like this is a regualr thing for her. Oh ahfernee, anfernee...that's what she says to all the guys who get into her panties. "I never do this..." And how do we know she was sexually abused? Her name is Kamaryn for Christ's sake - that's child abuse to begin with. And I guarantee that many people call her Kammie for short. Enough said. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:46 PM I guarantee that many people call her Kammie for short. ouch. Don't knock sexual abuse BTW--we'd all be getting laid much later if not for it. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 8:14 PM Does lexie's and mine count twice? Or just once. —derekho |
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foob2011 |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 8:49 PM i require pix of the actual deed itself to decide.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:36 AM Don't knock sexual abuse BTW--we'd all be getting laid much later if not for it. —bguirk That's a stereotype, most victims of sexual abuse are nightowls. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 11:38 AM Oh ahfernee, anfernee...that's what she says to all the guys who get into her panties. "I never do this..." Well her vadge was tighter than the eye of a needle and she winced in pain at everything. Can't really fake that —anfernee |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 11:39 AM about half become weirded out by the abuse and become sexually introverted.
the other half tend to double down. then, about half of that overall group will have sexual identity issues as a result. it's not really debatable. anfernee, she has the little girl voice, doesn't she? —plurry |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 12:07 PM When he unzipped I bet she said "I wanna ride the pony, daddy!" —John Lennon |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 12:24 PM she winced in pain at everything isnt that a classic sign of sexual abuse? —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 12:30 PM you're a classic sign of sexual abuse. —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 1:54 PM isnt that a classic sign of sexual abuse? sheer nervousness can seal a cooze tight. —plurry |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 2:48 PM you're a classic sign of sexual abuse.
—ZT Spice
ZT is a classic sign of sexual abuse. —foob2011 |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM you're a classic sign of sexual abuse.
—foob2011
foob2011 is a classic sign of sexual abuse. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 4:52 PM you're a classic sign of sexual abuse.
-MajandraFan
MajandraFan is a classic sign of sexual abuse. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 5:31 PM You're a classic sign of sexual abuse. —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 5:56 PM You're a classic sign of sexual abuse. —ZT Spice
ZT Spice is a classic sign of sexual abuse.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 8:23 PM whoisnumbaone sexually abused classical music. —acm323 |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:43 PM Tiffany, has Nathaniel done you in the butt yet? Just wondering... —greymatters |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:50 PM yes, he did the first time they met because she was getting her pyramid. why do i know that? —mandee |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:51 PM im surprised no one has said "in the butt, bob" yet as a response to the thread title. —foob2011 |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM
Edited Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM I actually thought of that like two days ago...but forgot all about it.
EDIT: er-- That was in response to foob.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 9:54 PM ^ Aww, man. It was much funnier without the edit. Way to crap all over your own joke. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:09 PM Wait, is Mandee telling the truth? Tiffany, you gave up your butt in that hotel in Seattle that must not be named? —greymatters |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:13 PM yes, he did the first time they met because she was getting her pyramid. why do i know that?
—mandee
who cares if the girl is on her period? if she's down so am i. —foob2011 |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 10:47 PM hehehe.... girls on their period are smoother to the touch (penis touch) —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 12:40 AM ugh. it wasn't "because" I was on my period, it was just a wacky thing to do and I happened to be bleeding. it's not like we didn't have regular sex because of vadge blood. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 12:41 AM anfernee, she has the little girl voice, doesn't she? lol, OMG, you guys really do listen to too much loveline =P No, she did not have the little girl voice, no she was not a slut, no she wasn't introverted, no her parents weren't crazy, no her dad's not a pedofile. Her parents got divorced for goodness sake! Nothing out of the ordinary here folks! —anfernee |
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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:23 PM you guys really do listen to too much loveline no such thing. Nothing out of the ordinary here folks! i'm not convinced. we need to keep on digging. people tend to attract their equals - meaning that with all things taken into consideration, they're equals. now, we know you well enough. so, what went/is wrong with her? —plurry |
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