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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 8:20 PM if you or your partner got pregnant, could you ever see yourself having an abortion? —whoisnumbaone |
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Beat It! |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 8:22 PM If we didn't both want a child then yes - absolutely, emphatically, without a doubt. The world has enough unwanted kids causing problems. —Beat It! |
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John Lennon |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 8:33 PM I would encourage my partner to have an abortion, if she was comfortable with doing that. Otherwise I would look into adoption. —John Lennon |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:01 PM i would probably just Man-up and take care of my kid and be as good a father as i could. I couldn't do the abortion thing. I'd feel guilty. —whoisnumbaone |
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Beat It! |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:11 PM
Edited Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:13 PM Great on paper, bad in practice - and a mess for society. Why the guilt over making a smart choice? And it's better to man up, or actually smarten up, beforehand and not get the girl pregnant. It's actually pretty easy to avoid accidental pregnancy with a little effort and planning. —Beat It! |
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John Lennon |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:12 PM I'm never going to have a kid. I couldn't even raise a batch of sea monkeys in the bathtub, much less a little human being. Plus I have a lot of work to do on myself anyway. —John Lennon |
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John Lennon |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:13 PM Numbaone, go back and read about Theo in the Forum archives. He had TWO kids and was just as f'ed up as I am. —John Lennon |
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anfernee |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 10:33 PM I'd pull a Juno. I can fucking recite that movie. —anfernee |
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stefanie |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:41 AM i'd have the baby and push it to be a child actor or sell on the black market but essentially they are the same thing. —stefanie |
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000 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 9:17 AM abortions are a great thing.
take a look at a prison for thousands who should have been aborted —000 |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:14 AM thousands who should have been aborted or raised by a family of racoons? —whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 10:15 AM abortions are a great thing.
take a look at a prison for thousands who should have been aborted —000 that's a good argument. I prefer to look at the position and the amount choices women in our society have gained since they gained control of their fertility. —bguirk |
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plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 1:38 PM i paid for an abortion back into 2002. best $400 i've ever spent. —plurry |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 2:10 AM i paid for an abortion back into 2002. What? There could have been a six year old plurry jr. running around right now? —greymatters |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 3:27 AM it would have been the creature from hell. —plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:16 AM ^ why do you say such awful things about me? —lexieho |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 4:10 PM the abortion was actually $350. i gave you $50 to keep your mouth shut. remember? —plurry |
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bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:17 PM I'd paypal an abortion for certain members here. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:21 PM Now all we need is a cute web friendly mascot.... —bguirk |
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Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:29 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:30 PM ^ How about Ripper, the Happy Coat Hanger? I'd paypal an abortion for certain members here. — bguirk I'd rather paypal sterility. Why lease infertility when you can own? —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:44 PM excellent point. BTW--my wife and I have a deal that when I get snipped I get a puppy. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 9:43 PM guys, if i ever get pregnant, i want you all to pay for my abortion. —mandee |
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Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 10:11 PM I'll perform it for $25. All I need is a top-hat and a copy of The Living Daylights on VHS. Don't you ever question my methods. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 10:31 PM I thought John Lennon posted that^ and slapped myself for laughing out loud. Then I noticed it actually was Jaffa Cakes, and I was so relieved. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 10:49 PM YOUR DEATH
YOUR DEATH
YOUR DEATH IS OKAY. —ZT Spice |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Edited Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:23 PM could you ever see yourself having an abortion? Only with a strategically-placed mirror. Ba-dum-dum :crash —shakrat |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 4:00 PM go on and on about how cost effective abortion is over the long run: $400 now vs how much is it to bring a child from pregnancy to college? i don't even want to think about that figure. just tell her she'll be much poorer.
say that eventually she'll need a sitter, and that they're expensive and often molest, abuse or neglect the child they're in care of. then tell her that her social life will be over, and that pregnancy doesn't necessarily mean her guy will stick around.. given he *is* still around.
plus, if they break up, she'll have to choose from the pool of single guys who'll be willing to help raise someone else's kid. that pool can be a polluted one as they often have baggage of their own. bring up the health risks of pregnancy, and how she'll be in so much discomfort. also, how she'll be out of shape, and how she'll have to work to get back in shape. tell her about the dangers of stretch marks, and how they never go away. mention that sleeping normally will not be an option for quite awhile, and post pardom depression is a risk. she may kill or even devour her own child if that happens! finally, tell her the world doesn't need anymore kids, and she's doing the right thing by nixing that little bud. TELL HER THIS ONE (ABORTION) IS FOR THE GIPPER!!! or, tell her to call adam's show in the morning, and have him talk her into it.
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 4:13 PM How do I convince a classmate to get an abortion? —adams_babymomma Would she have some kind of moral objection to it, or is it just something she'd be reluctant to pursue because of how controversial it is? If its the latter then do what plurry said, if its the former then skip the convincing and just go straight for the Falcon Punch.
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 4:16 PM he got me... teen pregnant! lol!!! oh noes! i agree with laith. body blow or send her down a flight of stairs if push comes to shove. —plurry |
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mandee |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 4:17 PM is this the girl who is already 6 months pregnant? —mandee |
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plurry |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 4:34 PM still not too late as far as i'm concerned. —plurry |
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bguirk |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 5:05 PM still not too late as far as i'm concerned. —plurry road trip? —bguirk |
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plurry |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 5:12 PM i was thinking we could just dispatch laith, but either works for me. —plurry |
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mandee |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 8:22 PM just "accidentally" push her down the stairs. —mandee |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:20 PM is this the girl who is already 6 months pregnant? aww, that's so sad. I'm against you guys on this one. I mean, I'm not against the morning-after pill, but 6 months? It has fingernails! —anfernee |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:30 PM Then it can fight back. If it doesn't, then...well...it must not want it badly enough. —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:34 PM It has fingernails! Okay, Juno. But not everyone can find prospective parents in the Penny Saver. Me, I don't think every baby should be borned. Fingernails or not. —Beat It! |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:10 PM I'm pretty sure babies have fingernails WAY before 6 months. Why is everyone so gung-ho against this woman having a baby? She's in her 20s, she's not 15. Is there something about her that I missed that makes her an unfit mother? —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Edited Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:20 PM i don't know about everyone else. i'm against procreation just in general, especially in the southern half of california. —plurry |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:30 PM Why is everyone so gung-ho against this woman having a baby? I'm not. 6 months? At this point she might as well have it. The two procedures are awfully similar at that stage. i don't know about everyone else. i'm against procreation just in general, especially in the southern half of california. —plurry I'm more for the Steely Dan policy here-- "California--tumbles into the sea" —bguirk |
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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:35 PM You know who else had fingernails? Hitler. True story. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 1:02 PM My sisters were soooo slutty that my mother had to hide all the wire coathangers. 
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