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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 10:29 AM Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. - Eleanor Roosevelt —pookie |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 11:02 AM I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. - Lloyd Dobler —Beat It! |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 1:15 PM i have an adorable notebook with quotes, guys. here are some good ones. "All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill the history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill at dancing."
-Moliere
[that one is my fav] “Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”
- Japanese proverb "Legalize it, and I will advertise it"- Peter Tosh "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order."- Samuel Beckett "If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail."- Kurt Cobain "Happiness is a warm puppy."- Charles Schultz —mandee |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 1:21 PM "government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: if it moves, tax it. if it keeps moving, regulate it. and if it stops moving, subsidize it." - ronald reagan —airking32 |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 2:14 PM POWER flows from the barrel of a gun. - Mao Zedong —anfernee |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 2:46 PM "New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on Earth...The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become." Kurt Vonnegut "Mental health is about accepting reality on its' terms." Dr. Drew —John Lennon |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM They say that guns kill. Guns don't kill, bullets do. The guns just make the bullets go really, really fast. - Jake Johannson —pookie |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 3:04 PM Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein —pookie |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 5:06 PM Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle —pookie |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 6:48 PM "... most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be." - Abraham Lincoln (so I've been told) —ZT Spice |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 6:53 PM Stop misquoting Drew, cancerboy. —chix0r |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 at 7:40 PM Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius —pookie |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 10:14 AM "Those that have the privledge to know, have the duty to act" - Einstein "The internet is an elite organisation: most of the population of the world has never even made a phone call." - Noam Chomsky
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 2:06 PM When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. - Abraham Lincoln —pookie |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 2:09 PM "i know what the ladies like: they like giving me oral." -adam carolla —airking32 |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 3:30 PM
Edited Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 3:30 PM Adam: Where's she calling from?
Drew: Fresno
Adam: Ooo, lot of hispanic guys there. She's gotta move to a place where they don't have so many
hispanics...like Mexico. They have less there than Fresno. Not quotable, but I just heard it and thought it was funny.
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 6:12 PM ^Do you remember the context of that quote? —pookie |
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Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 6:23 PM weren't they talking about checkers or something? —airking32 |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 5:01 AM "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts."
- William Shakespeare "If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup."
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 11:57 AM "All the world's a stage... coach." Austen Tayshus doing his John Wayne impression. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 1:59 PM "why doesn't the world die?" - al bundy —plurry |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 3:00 PM "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?" - Glen —Jaffa Cakes |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 4:07 PM
Edited Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 4:07 PM "Is there anything you need? I don't mean a hug or anything, but like...a sandwich?" - Ashley, my roommate
(she said this before i went on my sexcapade) —mandee |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 7:12 PM "I ain't got time to bleed." - Gov. Ventura —Beat It! |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 7:59 PM NOOOOOOOOOOO! -guy behind bulletproof glass at gas station —plurry |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 1:59 PM "The difference between a person that gets easily rattled or scared and a person that is calm is essentially the philosophy which the persons have. I will add, the philosophy that anybody has is either one that is pessimistic, more or less pessimistic about human nature, or one that is more or less optimistic. And you can't have an optimistic philosophy if you think that you have to follow extreme, exceptional, and singular standards." - Abraham Low. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, February 11, 2008 at 4:07 PM "i don't have time for a fight right now. can we reschedule for the 19th? i'm free from 3pm to 5pm." - plurry —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:21 AM "I teach Sunday School, motherfucker." - Stephen Tyrone Colbert —greymatters |
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 9:25 PM "alcohol is like love, the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. after that you just take the girls clothes off." - (?) —HocusPocus |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 3:13 AM "Love is like oxygen - you get too much, you get too high. Not enough, and you're gonna die. Love gets you high." - The Sweet —pookie |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 11:47 AM mmmm... I wish it was winter so we could freeze it and ice skate on it, then in the spring we could melt it and DRINK it! —whoisnumbaone |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Edited Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:02 PM "Of course you do, it's your duty as a bitch." - Adam Carolla (I need to find that episode again.) —Beat It! |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:10 PM I love that one too, Beat.
...and I don't mean to come off as nit-picky, but it's actually her OBLIGATION as a bitch.
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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:26 AM "You're in college. Even your crabs have gonorrhea." - Adam Carolla —pookie |
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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:49 AM "Well, my work here is done. I'm gonna get some cheese." - Adam Carolla —pookie |
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Friday, February 22, 2008 at 9:36 PM "Fresh breath is an oral handshake." - David Cross —pookie |
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Monday, February 25, 2008 at 10:33 PM "You can't control your wife, and she's only HALF the man I am." -Cotton Hill, to Hank —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:40 AM
Edited Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:41 AM "Antiques is a lovely but murderous business, filled with love, fear, greed, death, loathing and ecstasy." - Lovejoy —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 7:01 AM wherever u go there u are —000 |
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 8:30 AM from a bumper sticker... I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car. —doingdoingdoing |
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