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And I bought this CD...why?

  

andrewwagner777

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Saturday, January 12, 2008 at 9:39 PM

So. I'm one of those people who hardly ever buys CD's. I have a general rule that if I like a few of the songs a lot (that I downloaded), I'll buy the CD as a "hey way to go, you made a solid CD" for the artist. Otherwise, I stick to simply downloading the songs I like and say 'fuck you' to the rest of the CD, for better or for worse. Well actually I'll buy the album if I thought the previous one was tremendous (see: Arctic Monkeys).

Thanks to www.pandora.com I discovered a song I really liked (The Ruse by a fellow named Judah Johnson) and for whatever reason I threw it down on my birthday list, thinking that if that song was that great, the rest of the CD had to have some good stuff on it, and my parents bought it for me. Turns out the rest of the CD was absolute SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Including two completely retarded instrumental, 30 second clips of pure stupidity.

So here's my anti-plug for Judah Johnson. Never buy any of his CD's. Not like you've ever heard of him or are likely to ever come across his CD anyways. The album's called "Kisses and Interrogation".

andrewwagner777

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:56 AM

I have a penis.

ZT Spice

  

catloaf

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 7:50 AM
Edited Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 7:50 AM

You do know that Judah Johnson is posting in some other forum somewhere telling other people not to buy YOUR cd, don't you?

catloaf

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 8:16 AM

If I had a CD I'm sure he would be. But I don't.

Maybe one other listenable song on that album. Maybe. Absolute crap.

andrewwagner777

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 9:20 AM

The strange thing about this is that this particular CD happens to be available in its entirety on iTunes so you could have checked it out and discovered that the thing blows before asking for the disc.

anobody

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 9:44 AM

When I say download music, I mean download illegally. And I don't think any of the songs from the disc where on Limewire at all when I looked, so I was forced to buy it.

andrewwagner777

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:08 AM

Even so, you can legally listen to 30 second snippets through iTunes (without buying them) and (I'm guessing) that would have been enough to know that it sucked donkey schlong.

Incidentally, if you don't want to install iTunes, you can always check Amazon's MP3 store (though Kisses and Interrogation isn't available there yet).

anobody

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:12 AM

Yeah, I have iTunes, but I don't really utilize it for anything other than playing the music I have on my computer. But I did look on Amazon. Regardless, I'm pissed that such a good song could come off of a horrendously bad album.

andrewwagner777

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Edited Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:13 AM

Keep making excuses for being retarded, I'm enjoying it.

ZT Spice

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:22 AM

I'm pissed that such a good song could come off of a horrendously bad album

Join the club.

That's why I stopped buying CDs before the iTunes store opened up (though I do still have a couple of hundred CDs with only 1-2 good songs and a bunch of crappy filler on them).

anobody

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:27 AM

I have a penis.

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 11:16 AM

So here's my anti-plug for Judah Johnson. Never buy any of his CD's.

you may find it interesting to note that none of the members are actually named judah johnson.

Even so, you can legally listen to 30 second snippets through iTunes (without buying them)

also, you can also listen to these "30 second snippets" on allmusic.com, plus get a professional review from a trusted source without the use of itunes.

I have a penis.

i have ambiguous genitalia.

plurry

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 12:01 PM

PLSPSTPICS.

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 12:18 PM

plurry

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 1:04 PM

Dear God,

That's something I never needed to see.

Sincerely,
~ Ano

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:00 PM

That can't be real.

John Lennon

  

Masteel

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:06 PM

What are you fucking retarded? Of course it's real.

Masteel

  

Sassafras Roots

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:17 PM

What are you fucking retarded? Of course it's real.

Based on what? How can you be so sure?

Sassafras Roots

  

plurry

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:40 PM

he has a college degree and you don't?

plurry

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Edited Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:43 PM

Including two completely retarded instrumental, 30 second clips of pure stupidity

you don't appreciate instrumental music. Try listening to it again, you might need to be high to feel the music.


when I first heard experimental music i wasn't a fan, but now I love it.

adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 2:54 PM

The strange thing about this is that this particular CD happens to be available in its entirety on iTunes so you could have checked it out and discovered that the thing blows before asking for the disc.

Quite Fucking True. the 30 second clips kick ass. And you don't even need an Apple account to listen to them.

anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 3:03 PM

andrewwagner, are you talking about "Warm Air Cooling"?

I actually like that.

listen to it again while staring at the album cover. It sets the theme for the rest of the album and the cover art.

adams_babymomma

  

Masteel

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Yeah, maybe that was a little harsh. It's real. Sex Ed tells me so. No, that's not a talking horse.

Masteel

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 8:46 PM
Edited Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 8:47 PM

So here's my anti-plug for Judah Johnson. Never buy any of his CD's. Not like you've ever heard of him or are likely to ever come across his CD anyways. The album's called "Kisses and Interrogation".

No, ABM, I wasn't talking about that CD. I haven't bothered myself to listen to anything off that one after my experience with the one previous.

andrewwagner777

  

derekho

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 10:27 PM

Props on the Gamelan, abm.

Gamelan is craaaaazy.

derekho

  

anfernee

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Monday, January 14, 2008 at 12:43 AM

are you sure it wasn't this cd, andrew?

anfernee

  

catloaf

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Monday, January 14, 2008 at 1:58 PM

how DARE you!

catloaf

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