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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 2:51 PM
Edited Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 2:51 PM I'm rocking it well. —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 2:51 PM
Edited Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 2:52 PM my masturnation is going splendidly DAMMIT ZT! —catloaf |
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 3:14 PM *snickers* —catloaf IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT. —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Edited Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM The rAnCID sICk has beaten himself a rAnCIDICk —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 3:16 PM She wouldn't HAVE to explain it, had you not pulled a drake. er-- I mean...
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, HAD YOU NOT PULLED A DRAKE.
So...How 'bout these gas prices? —Dusty TheHick |
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 3:21 PM SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, HAD YOU NOT PULLED A DRAKE. —Dusty TheHick HOW DARE YOU. DRAKE DELETES MESSAGES BECAUSE OF HIS DIFFIDENCE, I EDIT TYPOS FOR THE BENEFIT OF MY AUDIENCE. —ZT Spice |
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chix0r |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 4:00 PM I showed my boyfriend the Azilee .gif in the thread that inspired this one. He said he could jack off to it, and I said that would be cool, so he actually did. And then I sucked his dick and he put it away without getting off. It was awesome. —chix0r |
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 4:17 PM It is thus: Proceed, proceed, proceed beyond, thoroughly proceed beyond, be founded in enlightenment. —ZT Spice |
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000 |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 4:29 PM now youve given his dick strep throat! —000 |
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plurry |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 4:44 PM strep dick? whoa! —plurry |
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Masteel |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 8:32 PM My masturbation seems to be going better than ever, but it's taken an almost compulsive swing, like 7 minutes later, and I have to challenge myself to do it again. It's good times. —Masteel |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 8:53 PM Something tells me chix0r's boyfriend is the type who likes to be snowballed. —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 8:57 PM the whole concept of snow balling smacks of some bullshit that middle school boys make up and tell each other
—anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 8:57 PM
Edited Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 8:58 PM Ah, Clerks, how I love thee. Clerks II was also good. EDIT: I don't think so Ano. Peeps do some fucked up shit. You need look no further than that 2chicksonecup deal. Yep. —Masteel |
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 10:28 PM I think they shoved some kind of less-than-shit stuff up her ass, and that's what they were playing with. —ZT Spice |
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anfernee |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 10:32 PM WHY MUST EVERY THREAD TURN INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT...y'know...THAT^???? hate it —anfernee |
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anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 10:38 PM EDIT: I don't think so Ano. Peeps do some fucked up shit. You need look no further than that 2chicksonecup deal. Yep. I'd consider that the exception that proves the rule. 2chicksonecup is just novelty schizer porn - I don't think that's exactly representative (though I am sure that there have been at some point some seriously jaded and bored people who have tried snow balling and the dirty sanchez) —anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Edited Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 10:41 PM BTW MY HAND JOB'S GOING GREAT! I GOT ONE ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO! GIRL WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT! Now I'm watching Braveheart in HD on HBO, I've never seen it before. It's really boring so far. It got 4 stars though, so it's gotta be at least decent —anfernee |
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anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 11:09 PM Not to spoil the surprise, but the sexiest part of the movie is at the very end. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 at 11:43 PM
the whole concept of snow balling smacks of some bullshit that middle school boys make up and tell each other
I was with a girl who wanted to do the snowball thing with me. I didn't want to and we didn't call it snowballing. —bguirk |
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anobody |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:06 AM any chance she was just trying to... impress you? —anobody |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:18 AM
Edited Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:19 AM no--we were beyond that. she was a bit of a freak. it definitely didn't impress me. edit: it was definitely more for her than me in other words. —bguirk |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 7:00 AM
Edited Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 7:01 AM >>Something tells me chix0r's boyfriend is the type who likes to be snowballed. No. I do love watching him freak out when I stand up after being on top and drip jizz on him, though. —chix0r |
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anobody |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 10:18 AM [vomits] no--we were beyond that. she was a bit of a freak. it definitely didn't impress me. edit: it was definitely more for her than me in other words. I wasn't saying that she actually impressed you, or that it even was necessarily meant to please you - more that I think that one component of being a freak is getting off by doing things that they think are erotic (like the whole finger in the twinkie hole, for example). This just seems like such a weird and specific impulse that I have trouble believing that she came up with it on her own. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 10:39 AM No. I do love watching him freak out when I stand up after being on top and drip jizz on him, though. —chix0r I freak out for that too. Don't know why--intellectually I have no problem with it. This just seems like such a weird and specific impulse that I have trouble believing that she came up with it on her own. —anobody Can't speak to where she got the idea--in general I appreciated the level of freak she brought to the relationship. —bguirk |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 11:22 AM maybe it's just declining amounts of circulating testosterone, but i'm to the point where i don't want a bj if there is a functional vagina standing by. —plurry |
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anobody |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 11:24 AM so your theory is that having less testosterone is making you more interested in the actual sex part of sex? —anobody |
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plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 11:55 AM i guess i'm saying that my take is that bj's put women in a submissive, subservient position, which testosterone inflated men tend to enjoy. i just don't find it "hott" like i did in my 20's, and i'm downright turned off by girls who are eager to please in that fashion. maybe it's not hormones, more maturity, but i've become fairly disinterested in that kind of domination/seeing someone i like in that position unless the vadge is completely off the table. —plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:04 PM unless the vadge is completely off the table. —plurry talk about a dealbreaker. —bguirk |
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plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:16 PM well, a girl could get ya worked up, but having her monthly visitor, in which case i'm more than happy with a handy.
that way, i can kiss her later without thinking about her mouth being a come dumpster. eh, maybe i'm just uptight. —plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 2:13 PM plurry you are breaking my fucking heart with all this anti-bj talk. how will i bribe you now? :( —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Edited Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 2:54 PM i'm with drew on bj's. i like to save my "passion" for the vadge. let me get this across, i don't think every single chick who enjoys giving head is damaged goods. it's just the rule, there are exceptions. —plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 3:04 PM do you feel the same way about eating some chick out? that the girl feels like you are just a cum dumpster when she kisses you? —lexieho |
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plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Edited Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 3:15 PM not so much, but i am inclined to use some mouthwash before the kissing resumes. also, i've never encountered a chick who's said, "when i come (for the females who produce ejaculate), pull back a little so i can aim my squirt at your face or chest."
or, wait anxiously to see if i spit or swallow afterwards.
these are all young dude or emotionally un-evolved dude moves. —plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 3:15 PM ^ well, your missing out. seriously. female pearl necklace* so hot right now. * although it takes on more of a "babooska style headscarf" effect. —lexieho |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 6:51 PM >>i guess i'm saying that my take is that bj's put women in a submissive, subservient position, which testosterone inflated men tend to enjoy. I don't think it has to be like that. My boyfriend just likes BJs because they feel good. And it can't be a submissive thing, because he's usually lying down with me on top of him when I blow him. —chix0r |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 6:54 PM and where did you go to finishing school? —plurry |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 7:05 PM i have such a big boner right now. —lexieho |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Edited Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 8:14 PM Chix0r loves the cock. EDIT: ETM!!! Welcome back, bro! Can I get you a frosty cup of goat semen? —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 8:15 PM It takes me a long time to get myself off. Like 20 minutes. When I discovered myself a few years ago it only took five. It sucks... —acm323 |
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Ego Tard Manhammer |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 8:18 PM Oh my god..... you remember that, Dusty? I have such fond memories of this place and the show. It's funny, I am NEVER sentimental about anything, but when I listen to the show now (started again about a month ago) I get this warm fuzzy feeling all over. —Ego Tard Manhammer |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 8:29 PM Of COURSE I remember that. I also remember the diet taintgrease with a twist of lime. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 9:04 PM I always kind of felt sorry for girls calling Loveline that they couldn't get into doing themselves until they were in their 20s. —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 9:06 PM Well, I am very mature now and I don't find humor in any of that now. As
a well-adjusted citizen I shy away from racist, sexual or funny humor. Was that convincing?
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 9:18 PM eh, maybe i'm just uptight. —plurry nah--I feel the same way, although monthly visitors are not a huge deterrent for me. —bguirk |
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Monday, January 7, 2008 at 2:05 AM Spoken like a true married man...with a towel. —catloaf |
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Monday, January 7, 2008 at 8:26 AM don't forget the washcloth. —bguirk |
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Monday, January 7, 2008 at 3:47 PM do you boys wanna get high? —anobody |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 12:31 AM anfernee brings up a good point. Has everyone here caught the Two Girls One Cup/Two Girls One Finger fever? —greymatters |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 1:13 PM ^ dude! i waited for you, man.
to put things another way, the more i care about a girl, the less i want my cock in her mouth.
in summation: $10 whore: suck it, bitch! and don't look at me! long term gf: not required. only if she wants to/gets something out of it. —plurry |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 2:49 PM She DOES get something out of it: a wad of jizz. Haven't you ever seen porn? —Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, January 12, 2008 at 12:35 AM
Edited Saturday, January 12, 2008 at 12:36 AM welli think i beat off too much... im at about 6 times a day every day....im a man of exquisite passion when it comes to masturbation... but is 6 times too much? what do u guys think? —whoisnumbaone |
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