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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 4:02 PM If you heard NBC's election theme when this thread opened, then Kudos to you. —ItHadToBeJew |
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pookie |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 4:23 PM Go to Fuddrucker's and get the Pounder. They grill the roll. Mayo and tomato oughta do it. —pookie |
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anfernee |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 6:30 PM IN N OUT 2 hamburgers
2 slices of cheese
thousand island
lettuce
tomato
pickle
bun crisped to perfection —anfernee |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 6:30 PM What should I have on my burger? —ItHadToBeJew SEMEN —ZT Spice |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Edited Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 6:38 PM in N out puts thousand island on thier burgers 
omg anfernee found the secret recipe.
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catloaf |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 7:26 PM relish, onion and mustard. and MAYBE a slice of cheese, if you're desperate. —catloaf |
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pookie |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:36 PM That's what I like about Dusty. A man of few words, but he certainly drives the point home. —pookie |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:38 PM i don't wanna sound prude at all pookie, but I have to pick up dog crap three times a day. that's really all i need to see of it. —bguirk |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:44 PM How do you know it's dog crap? —ZT Spice |
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bguirk |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:45 PM it's about the right size. i'm playing the odds. after picking up 9 metric tons of the shit over the past 10 years i know it when i see it. —bguirk |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:48 PM How could you ever know the size with a dime for scale? —ZT Spice |
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anobody |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 8:51 PM Picking it up used to bother me horribly... I certainly wouldn't say that I enjoy it now, but it doesn't bother me at all any more. —anobody |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 9:01 PM this is way TMI, but I dog sat this summer while i was interning and i puked picking up that dog's shit. she ate soft canned food so it was a runny dump. meanwhile my dog sprayed shit all over the apartment recently when she was sick and i dealt with it like a trauma nurse. —bguirk |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 9:13 PM BTW--after my dog ruined my apartment i really started feeling for the Ace man. My first call was to some carpet cleaners. I called three of them and got the price down to $80. I would've paid $200 to not have to rent a machine myself and deal with it. —bguirk |
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anobody |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 9:23 PM do you subsist on manna? —anobody |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 9:49 PM This busybody councilwoman passed a city ordinance requiring people to pick up their pet's shit or face a fine of $50. My question is: 1. How do they prove whose dog's shit it is, and 2. Why pass an ordinance to make people do the right thing? Don't most people know enough to pick up their dog's crap? —John Lennon |
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anobody |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 7:40 AM I've written a longwinded story about this before, so I'll try to make this relatively short and sweet (too late, I know). People without dogs get their panties in a bunch about dog owners not picking up their dog's crap.... but for them, this is really more of an aesthetic preference - they don't usually walk in the grass, and dogs don't usually crap on the sidewalk (though I apparently have a neighbor or two whose dogs do). The thing is that it's the people - like me - who walk their dogs who actually go out into the grassy areas... so we're the ones who end up stepping in crap that people don't pick up. Sure, you keep your eyes out, but when it's dark, it's not so easy to see a little dark brown lump (as I was vividly reminded of yesterday). That being the case, you'd think that dog owners would be religious about cleaning up after their dogs - just out of sheer self interest if nothing else (unless you live in The 'Burbs and you've trained your dog to run across the culdusac and make a deposit in your cranky old neighbor's yard where you'll never be). ... but apparently a lot of people are stupid and they don't see things that way, so in places like where I live there is an endless and constantly resupplied minefield of dookie - even when there are lots of bag dispensers and trash bins - and even right next to them... which brings us full circle to me stepping in it last night and having to spend 15 minutes scraping off my shoe. In other words - what BG said. —anobody |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 7:42 AM minefield of dookie, oddly enough, is going to be my next album title. —catloaf |
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anfernee |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 12:58 PM omg you sick fucks. god damn! someone delete this thread —anfernee |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Edited Friday, January 4, 2008 at 1:01 PM . but apparently a lot of people are stupid and they don't see things that way, so in places like where I live there is an endless and constantly resupplied minefield of dookie -
It gets worse once you own a house. I have called dog owners back to my house to pick shit up and kids to pick up their food wrappers. It's amazing what a little shame will get you.
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 4:48 PM So, anfernee...Is your favorite show still Talk to the Hand, starring David Faustino? —Dusty TheHick |
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catloaf |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 7:52 PM I was soooo waiting for the punchline. —catloaf |
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ZT Spice |
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Friday, January 4, 2008 at 8:32 PM I am now officially falling in love with ABM. It will probably end after I read her next post, but still. —ZT Spice |
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