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happy birthday, villalovos!

  

plurry

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 2:03 PM

whoever you are.

plurry

  

anobody

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 2:09 PM

do you guys just have everyone in a calendar or something?

[creepy music drop plays]

happy birthday man :D

anobody

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 2:36 PM

happy birthday!
don't party too hard

adams_babymomma

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 3:00 PM

burfdae muyziak feur u

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 3:28 PM

ranchera! lots of accordion in that one.

plurry

  

Sassafras Roots

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 3:33 PM

MUCHOS GRANDES EXITOS!!!

Sassafras Roots

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:21 PM

since Villalovos probably won't log in, I'm gonna use this thread for something else.

I was on the FOB MB and some girl posted a thread asking for BJ tips..so I posted the following (like I would know)

it would help if you have a tongue ring...


and you don't start sucking right away..

1) start licking the tip, while gazing into his eyes


2) start puting your mouth over the tip

3) give a handy in between


4) go in for the kill

and someone quoted me with the following:


it would help if you have a tongue ring...

barely anyone has a tongue ring, dumbass


WTF is that supposed to mean?

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:26 PM

tounge rings don't really offer any improvement. you get the same results with or without.

also, the tip can be really ticklish, therefor focusing on it can get uncomfortable.

honestly, it's difficult to botch a bj.

plurry

  

anobody

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:36 PM

tounge rings don't really offer any improvement. you get the same results with or without.

They don't do anything but the do scream OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

If you're looking for a crazy damaged chick (or dude) to blow you - the tongue ring is a lighthouse to bring you into the harbor.

honestly, it's difficult to botch a bj.

not only that but (IMO) the one thing that actually does screw them up a bit is trying to be too fancy and generally doing weird things that feel like they're part of some sort of "how to give the best bj in the world" routine.

anobody

  

blue70rose

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM

honestly, it's difficult to botch a bj.

Some of these are very easy to make: 10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes

blue70rose

  

anobody

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:54 PM

are you sure you're a guy?

anobody

  

Villalovos

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 6:30 PM

Holy shit. The forum is back up.

Villalovos

  

John Lennon

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:08 PM

Ano, tongue rings do not necessarily scream 'open for business'. And, I'm sure she's NOT a guy. Positive, in fact.

John Lennon

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:22 PM

everytime I see someone with a tongue ring the first thing comes to mind is "dick sucker"


isin't that the whole point of getting one in the first place?


adams_babymomma

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:38 PM

Ano, tongue rings do not necessarily scream 'open for business'.

yes they do. so do target tatts and smoking. they may not be open for your business, but they're open now or at one time were open.

bguirk

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