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have we discussed licking my taint?

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 5:52 PM

TAINT!

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 6:29 PM

...of the hairy goat variety?

Dusty TheHick

  

000

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 6:33 PM

a crazy horny hungarian girl licked my taint once

at that moment i thought she was too freaky, then she moved on to better parts

000

  

chix0r

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 7:16 PM

I licked my boyfriend's taint today.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 7:21 PM

[shudders]

[and then vomits]

[and then takes a Big Chill rape shower]

anobody

  

chix0r

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 7:49 PM

I wasn't going to mention it until 000's anecdote..then I felt compelled.

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:21 PM

I licked my boyfriend's taint today.

—chix0r


^attn: Laith

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:25 PM

no REAL man would allow a girl to lick his taint. real men protect their assholes above all else.

TortillaFactory

  

anobody

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:26 PM

[once again learning more about TBJ than I ever wanted to know]

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:33 PM

Liz is correctal.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:39 PM

LOL :D

anobody

  

Masteel

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:43 PM

The taint isn't the asshole, so her boyfriend's "real man" status will have to rest on some other qualification.

Masteel

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, December 21, 2007 at 8:44 PM

it is close enough to the asshole to be an issue, and i never said anything about mikeyfish anyway.

TortillaFactory

  

John Lennon

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 8:58 AM

taint on either a girl or guy shouldn't even come into the picture. chix0r, whose idea was it?

John Lennon

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:01 AM

Mine I guess. He likes it rubbed, and when I was licking his balls I just hit the taint, too.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:06 AM

Meh.

It is a heavily innervated area.

Can't say it's my cup of tea, but it doesn't seem like a big deal to me (except for the fact that we're all having a bloody discussion about your boyfriend's taint).

anobody

  

ZT Spice

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Edited Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:08 AM

He likes it rubbed, and when I was licking his balls I just hit the taint, too. —chix0r

Yeah, fuck this "real man" bullshit. If getting my taint licked is wrong, I don't want to be right.

On the other hand, I wish girls would just leave my nuts alone. I mean, licking/tickling the sack in such a way that he doesn't bounce the balls around is fine. But anything more than that is disrespectful to the testis.

ZT Spice

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:13 AM

I just watched an episode of Quantum Leap that involved a teenager whose friends (all virgins themselves - though why Al knew this, I have no idea) made fun of him for being one, which then prompted him to try to bike home and in the process get kidnapped by two stereotypes in a stereotypical van (which I find bothersome because, I believe, statistically kids are far more likely to be kidnapped or sexually assaulted by relatives).

I mentioned this here for a reason, but I'm just going to be a pendejo and leave figuring out what it was as an exercise for the reader (if you even care).

anobody

  

ZT Spice

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:22 AM

I mentioned this here for a reason, but I'm just going to be a pendejo and leave figuring out what it was as an exercise for the reader (if you even care). —anobody

Oddly enough I remember that episode.

ZT Spice

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:29 AM

It's a good show.

I was feeling nostalgic recently and I put 'em all in my Netflix queue. They hold up remarkably well (though the evolution of the intro sequence and the VO is kinda throwing me).

anobody

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 11:02 AM

>>On the other hand, I wish girls would just leave my nuts alone.

I think there are few things in life my boyfriend loves more than having his balls massaged. He likes it when I roll them around and stuff.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 11:03 AM

I just love the imagery in this thread.

Think I'm gonna print it out and carry it with me to the rock gym so that I can enjoy it while I'm climbing.

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 11:46 AM

does his taint taste the same as his balls or does it taste more like ass?

John Lennon

  

John Lennon

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Edited Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 11:49 AM

also, you don't kiss him right after you lick his balls or taint, do you? Are you going to lick his taint again?

John Lennon

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 1:15 PM

Well, balls really taste the same as ass. It's all just skin. Asshole, on the other hand, would probably taste different, but I wouldn't know.

Yes, I kiss him after I do it and yes, I'll do it again.

chix0r

  

000

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 1:17 PM

On the other hand, I wish girls would just leave my nuts alone.

i agree

no pleasure sensors in the nuts, only pain is possible. plus its gotta b gross for the chick

000

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 1:19 PM

I should mention that my boyfriend shaves his balls/taint. It would probably be gross if he didn't.

chix0r

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 3:12 PM
Edited Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 3:12 PM

Nothing more revolting than the idea of a mouthful of Frumunda.

I'm kewl with it, it's like whatever lick the balls too but come on now, you do know that
you are partially ingesting the bacteria that grows between some wild crossbread of pubical hair and the butthole guardians.

*Now fellas try this, scratch deep under your taint until you get a little bit of sweat and skin lodge under your fingernail and raise it to your nostrils, breathe in and imagine what chixor just performed. Now Thats Dedication.
Truly a PASSIONATE PASSIONATE women amirite?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

000

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 3:51 PM

shaving balls seems very dangerous

000

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 3:53 PM
Edited Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 4:10 PM

Let's get Polar Bear back to enlighten us all once more. And delight us with those mental images.

ItHadToBeJew

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 3:54 PM

>>shaving balls seems very dangerous

He's been doing it for years. It's actually pretty funny to watch.

chix0r

  

plurry

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 4:01 PM

does he shave his balls just for you, or are there other reasons?
if other reasons, what are they?

i can't imagine having to deal with ingrown ball or taint hair.

plurry

  

chix0r

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 4:20 PM

He started shaving them because he worked at a pool, and it got all nasty down there being wet all the time. When he quit the pool, he just liked it and kept it up. As far as I know he's never had any problems, and he doesn't even use shaving cream or anything.

chix0r

  

plurry

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 4:36 PM

so he won't shave his chin, but will shave his sack.

very interesting.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 5:44 PM

Oddly enough I remember that episode.

—ZT Spice


It's actually one of my ten (perhaps even five) favorite episodes.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 at 12:10 PM

Mine I guess. He likes it rubbed, and when I was licking his balls I just hit the taint, too.

wth? I didn't want to know about this...

so he won't shave his chin, but will shave his sack.

very interesting.

haha, yeah even I don't shave my sack

anfernee

  

anobody

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 at 12:11 PM

LMAO :D

anobody

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