|
|
 |
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 10:07 AM diffident: hesitant in acting or speaking through lack of self-confidence Lena's diffidence prevented her from sleeping with her tutor. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
lexieho |
+ |
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 10:11 AM limerence.......is that all there is to life? —lexieho |
|
|
|
|
pookie |
+ |
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 10:21 AM Zeet, I fully expected your first word of the day to be jenkem, but I liked your choice and its application nonetheless. —pookie |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 1:02 PM
Edited Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 1:02 PM jenkem is like God, in that it's vastness, greatness, and mystery is beyond definition by our mortal language -- and also in that it may not really exist. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 2:20 PM credulity: readiness or willingness to believe especially on slight or uncertain evidence It is erroronous to say rumors of Adam not renewing his contract are based on credulity.
—ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
catloaf |
+ |
Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 7:01 PM Can I have a thread called "Catloaf's coworker's butchering of the English language word or phrase of the day?" Seriously. Yesterday she said "rutch." As in, "I rutch in there and grabbed it." Am I even spelling that right? Rutch? Wruch? Today she said "chimley." She was telling me some story about softening oranges by throwing them against the "chimley" and she kept saying it over and over and I was trying SOOOO hard to keep a straight face. Anyway. —catloaf |
|
|
|
|
TortillaFactory |
+ |
Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 7:02 PM My grandpa says "chimbley." He's from Kentucky and he's a genius, but you just can't ask for too much from po' white trash. —TortillaFactory |
|
|
|
|
pookie |
+ |
Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 8:31 PM Welcome to my world. I grew up with immigrant parents. lumen foiler = aluminum foil —pookie |
|
|
|
|
plurry |
+ |
Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 9:46 PM thanks to grandma, i thought ornery was pronounced "onree" until i was in my 20's. she also says housepital. —plurry |
|
|
|
|
stefanie |
+ |
Friday, December 21, 2007 at 10:01 AM the decemberists have a song called the chimbley sweep. that's all. —stefanie |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Friday, December 21, 2007 at 4:07 PM fructify: to make fruitful or productive Silver hoped to fructify the Adam Carolla show with a Bonaduce-ectomy. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
chix0r |
+ |
Friday, December 21, 2007 at 6:22 PM ...why would you want to soften oranges? —chix0r |
|
|
|
|
catloaf |
+ |
Friday, December 21, 2007 at 6:40 PM She said they did it so they could stick a straw in and suck out the juice. But, yanno, whatever... —catloaf |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
catloaf |
+ |
Friday, December 21, 2007 at 7:28 PM Keep in mind, this is a woman who used the word "rutch" with a straight face. —catloaf |
|
|
|
|
John Lennon |
+ |
Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 8:42 AM my grandparents say "warsh" for "wash" and "clowset" for "closet". I think the "warsh" comes from when they lived in Oklahoma but I don't know anyone else who says "clowset". —John Lennon |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, December 22, 2007 at 9:17 PM inimitable: not capable of being imitated Much to the chagrin of TLCers, Adam is not inimitable. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Sunday, December 23, 2007 at 10:22 PM invidious: tending to cause discontent, animosity, or envy Chix0r's invidious taint-licking skills put her in ZT's monkeysphere. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Monday, December 24, 2007 at 12:50 AM Owww... No one has ever asked me about my monkeysphere before. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
plurry |
+ |
Monday, December 24, 2007 at 1:10 PM everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey. —plurry |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 at 6:06 AM enmity: positive, active, and typically mutual hatred or ill will Expressions of TLC's enmity for Drake Lennon are very common. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
John Lennon |
+ |
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 at 4:27 PM This thread reminds me of English class in high school, I hope it dies quickly. —John Lennon |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Friday, December 28, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Edited Friday, December 28, 2007 at 4:46 PM desideratum: something desired as essential His list of desiderata included tight brown stars and jenkem.
—ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 2:27 PM timorous: of a timid disposition If the world is in a bad way, this would seem to be due more to the timorousness of the mediocre many than to the ruthlessness of the vicious few. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lexieho |
+ |
Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 8:58 PM teo leo [free association....right?] —lexieho |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, January 2, 2008 at 9:32 PM airy-fairy: One that is insubstantial or impractical Stryker is an airy-fairy cock goblin. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 10:39 PM Bacchanalia: a Roman festival of Bacchus celebrated with dancing, song, and revelry I deluded myself in to thinking that my spiritual development could include a Bacchanalian element, that "living on the edge," sexually and with drugs and alcohol, was some kind of exercise in nonattachment. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
lexieho |
+ |
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 6:31 AM ooh...ooh...can i be your faun? —lexieho |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 11:58 AM discursive: tending to digress from the main point ZT's discursive nature takes him from CASCADING HOMOCOCKS to Buzz Aldrin within two shakes of a lamb's tail. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
lexieho |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 4:55 PM jenkem. is an autarky. —lexieho |
|
|
|
|
plurry |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 4:57 PM jenkem is a turkey? i thought is was turdage. —plurry |
|
|
|
|
lexieho |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 5:00 PM 
this is the kind of faun i'm going to be for ZT. is that dirty enough? —lexieho |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 5:35 PM
Edited Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 5:37 PM Is that what un-cut cocks look like? Having a bucket-sized goblet-shaped appendage on the end of my cock would make fucking a lot harder. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
plurry |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 5:39 PM that cock appears cut to me. it has a well defined helmet. —plurry |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 5:43 PM They must have taken his nipples off at the same time. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Friday, January 18, 2008 at 11:57 PM sequela: an aftereffect of disease, condition, or injury The sequela from the weekend jenkem binge had subsided and I set out with my attorney to vote in the South Carolina primaries. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 12:08 PM respite: a period of temporary delay The BBW models provided respite flaccidity for my otherwise throbbing penis. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Edited Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 5:55 PM "Never let the data get in the way of the truth." - Seymour Sarason "Never let school get in the way of your education." - Scott Silber —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 7:29 PM sine qua non: A Latin phrase meaning "without which [cause] not"; an essential or indispensable element or condition. The sine qua non of his orgasms was a finger massaging his quivering prostate. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 7:49 AM spontaneity: The courage to make mistakes. Spontaneity means that you are not self-conscious, that you are not on your guard for fear of making mistakes. Spontaneity means the COURAGE TO MAKE MISTAKES. In trivial or routine activities no calamity arises if perchance a mistake occurs. This is the reason why realists, that is, men and women of average aspirations go about their daily tasks with due caution and circumspection, it is true, but without any marked fear of making a mistake. Mistakes made in trivial performances are trivial themselves and their possible consequences are just as trivial and not to be feared. With the fear of mistakes largely removed from the mind of the realist his decisions are reached with ease and his actions initiated without undue hesitation. All of this is the result of spontaneity and, in turn, favors its development. - Abraham Low —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 6:54 AM the cling only leads to the sting.
—ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
adams_babymomma |
+ |
Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 4:59 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 4:59 PM Demoralized: Everytime I think about internships I become demoralized. —adams_babymomma |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 5:42 AM hair shirt: A garment of rough cloth made from goats' hair and worn in the form of a shirt or as a girdle around the loins, by way of mortification and penance. My mother made me wear a hair shirt for masturbating to ET. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 7:18 PM orthopraxy: correct practice What's appealing about Buddhism is the fact that, as Reverend Heng Sure, a Buddhist monk, says, while most religions are orthodoxies--that is, they adhere to a system of ideas, of rules, of words--Buddhism is an orthopraxy: it adheres to a set of practices, through which you can come to your own understanding, not one imposed from the outside. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Sunday, February 3, 2008 at 6:06 PM "Eighty percent of success is showing up." - Woody Allen —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 11:52 PM intimation: a slight suggestion or vague understanding. In some sense, I think it's impossible for me to "understand" God--God is beyond understanding. Like Right View, I can have some intimation of God when I begin my spiritual search, but only when I'm "fully enlightened" can I have perfect Right View and a true understanding of God. Who knows? In fact, just holding this "Who knows?" can be a powerful way to work with the God idea. -- Kevin Griffin, One Breath at Time: Buddhism and The Twelve Steps —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Monday, March 17, 2008 at 6:57 AM opprobrium: something that brings disgrace; public disgrace or ill fame that follows from conduct considered grossly wrong or vicious Billy Moses is the opprobrium of all that is good about Loveline and Adam Carolla. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dusty TheHick |
+ |
Monday, March 17, 2008 at 5:01 PM I'm not sure, but I think that was Blythe. I was just thinking the other day, that this thread hadn't been bumped in a while...then I forgot about it. —Dusty TheHick |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 2:07 PM nadir: the point of the celestial sphere that is directly opposite the zenith and vertically downward from the observer; the lowest point —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 12:43 PM putative: commonly accepted or supposed; assumed to exist or to have existed We support the notion that there is a putative disease, drakism, afflicting TLC. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Monday, May 5, 2008 at 4:11 PM xenodochium: a room in a monastery for the temporary accommodation of guests or pilgrims There are no xenodochiums on TLC, you JHF.
—ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 9:52 AM cupidity: Excessive desire, especially for wealth; covetousness or avarice. I'll let someone else work the word cupidity in to a sentence involving jenkem. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 6:05 PM putrefaction: the decomposition of organic matter; especially : the typically anaerobic splitting of proteins by bacteria and fungi with the formation of foul-smelling incompletely oxidized products Putrefaction would be a sweet name for death metal band. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
plurry |
+ |
Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 6:35 PM lord of putrefaction is a band. carcass' first cd was called "reek of putrefaction". yeah, someone should grab that one and run with it, or just rename the current incarnation of loveline. —plurry |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 7:55 PM fair-dinkum: Some Australian bullshit. I don't know. Ask MajandraFan. MajandraFan may or may not be a fair-dinkum, lets just assume he is. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 8:01 PM
Edited Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 8:01 PM Yes, if all you did was look at the first few google results, I can see how you'd think that. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
anobody |
+ |
Monday, May 19, 2008 at 6:33 AM fair-dinkum: Some Australian bullshit. I don't know. Ask MajandraFan. It was a long setup to get to there... but it was worth it :D —anobody |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Edited Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 1:25 PM dote: (1) to exhibit mental decline of or like that of old age (2) to be lavish or excessive in one's attention, fondness, or affection Lena is very doting when it comes to pubescent white rappers. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Friday, July 11, 2008 at 8:22 PM prodromes: are early non-specific symptoms indicating the start of a disease before specific symptoms occur. Striker returning is a prodrome of inactivity on TLC. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Edited Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:38 AM alogia: a quality if speech, or lack there of, manifested in all Loveline callers. Example: | Example of alogia |
|---|
| Alogia | Normal speech | Q: Do you have any children?
A: Yes.
Q: How many?
A: Two.
Q: How old are they?
A: Six and sixteen.
Q: Are they boys or girls?
A: One is a boy, the other is a girl.
Q: Who is the sixteen year old?
A: The boy.
Q: What is his name?
A: Edmond.
Q: And the girl's?
A: Alice. | Q: Do you have any children?
A: Yes, a boy and a girl.
Q: How old are they?
A: Edmond is sixteen and Alice is six. |
—ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 9:49 PM woolgathering: Indulgence in idle daydreaming I spent all day woolgathering and reading TLC. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
x |
+ |
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 10:08 AM Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 2:25 PM
Edited Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 2:25 PM dote: (1) to exhibit mental decline of or like that of old age (2) to be lavish or excessive in one's attention, fondness, or affection —ZT Spice Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 3:17 PM Also what my friend told me when i was pushing him around: "Hey man, dote do that!" —The Poster Formerly Known As Drake Lennon My sentence still makes me laugh. —x |
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 1:32 PM If you come back under a new username, how about you just don't tell us it's you? —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT Spice |
+ |
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 2:27 PM I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR BANGED PROPAGANDA. —ZT Spice |
|
|
|
|
x |
+ |
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 6:38 PM I have never said that this username is drake. Oh shit. —x |
|
|
|
|
ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
|
+ |
Monday, October 13, 2008 at 10:02 PM Making up for lost time. cumbrous: another word for cumbersome. How fucked up is that? convivial: relating to, occupied with, or fond of feasting, drinking, and good company There is no conviviality with banged company. equivocation: the misleading use of a term with more than one meaning (by glossing over which meaning is intended at a particular time). Darkies are not light, therefore they are not thin and must be average or overweight. captious: (1) marked by an often ill-natured inclination to stress faults and raise objections (2) calculated to confuse, entrap, or entangle in argument Anobody is captious. exacting: (1) tryingly or unremittingly severe in making demands (2) requiring careful attention and precision The exacting nature of Full Meat made him unbearable. —ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
|
|
|
|
|
Yog-Laithoth |
+ |
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 6:21 PM cumbrous: another word for cumbersome. How fucked up is that? —ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Pfft, if you read as much Lovecraft as I do you'd be shewn words like that all the time and would be used to them already. —Yog-Laithoth |
|
|
|
|
ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
|
+ |
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 5:51 PM
Edited Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 5:55 PM haughtiness: blatantly and disdainfully proud John McCain is haughtiness is matched only by his blinkingness. sophistry: subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation Joe The Plumber is a master of sophistry and convinced John McCain to waste his debate on him tonight. vitiate: (1) to make faulty or defective; impair (2) to debase in moral or aesthetic status (3) to make ineffective The penetration continued until the vagina was sore and vitated. paroxysm: (1) a fit, attack, or sudden increase or recurrence of symptoms (2) a sudden violent emotion or action It was just a paroxysm, not a relapse. stolid: having or expressing little or no sensibility; unemotional The stolid administrator banned shitlick without comment. —ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
|
|
|
|
|
ZT-In |
+ |
Saturday, November 22, 2008 at 5:21 PM endogenous: proceeding from within; derived internally. FUCK YOUR ENDOGENOUS PROCESSES. —ZT-In |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ZT-In |
+ |
Friday, November 28, 2008 at 10:58 AM pathognomonic: distinctively characteristic of a particular disease Loss of control had long been considered pathognomonic of alcoholism. —ZT-In |
|
|
|
|
pookie |
+ |
Friday, November 28, 2008 at 11:28 AM i become exothermic when i sleep —pookie |
|
|
|
|
