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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:31 PM Hi, this threrad is all about Jenkem and Jenkers, REAL JENKERS! This thread is awesome. My name is ZT and I can't stop thinking Jenkem. Jenkem is is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. FACTS: 1. Jenkem is made from poop.
2. People poop all the time.
3. The purpose of poop is to make Jenkem. Jenkem is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants to make some more. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. Jenkem is totally awesome and that's a fact. Jenkem is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start doing more Jenkem. I love Jenkem with all of my body (including my pee pee). FAQ: Why is everyone so obsessed about Jenkem? Jenkem is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it's made from crap, but on the other hand, Jenkem is totally natural. I heard that Jenkem sucks, what's the deal? Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other drugs, Jenkem can be bad OR totally awesome. —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:46 PM Sorry ZT but this just feels so played out. It's like one of those horrible SNL skits that wasn't very funny to begin with, goes on for way too long, and, for some reason, they keep bringing it back over, and over, and over again. —anobody |
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:47 PM i dont' want tog be 'thta guy'; but ican't tell if i'm nomre highh or drunk righti noww. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:48 PM My point exactly, Liz. Exactly —anobody |
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:52 PM Sorry ZT but this just feels so played out. —anobody I AM SPEAR-HEADING THE SECOND WAVE JENKEM REVIVAL. WITNESS: 
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 12:01 AM You have a truly twisted sense of humor. —anobody |
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 12:04 AM JENKEM IS REAL ULTIMATE POWER. MY NEW BAND: JENKEM AND THE CASCADING HOMOCOCKS —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 12:05 AM Jen Kem - is she Korean? —anobody |
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 12:10 AM HOW DO YOU KNOW FROM ZAMBIAN?!? —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 12:21 AM CITIZENS OF THE COUNTRY THAT DEVELOPED THE THE DHARMA OF SHIT GAS. THE STAGES OF THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT: 1.) BE OPPRESSED BY CENTURIES OF COLONIZATION AND SHIT
2.) BE POOR
3.) SHIT
4.) FERMENT SHIT IN BOTTLE WITH BALLOON ON TOP
5.) REALIZE THAT HUFFING SHIT GAS WILL ALLOW YOU TO SPEAK WITH YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER AND TEACH YOU HOW TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY IN YOUR COUNTRY
6.) CONVINCE UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE KIDS TO DO THE SAME
7.) GET SAID WHITE KIDS TO POST PICTURES ON THE INTERNET
8.) MAKE ZT LAUGH.
9.) REPEAT UNTIL ENLIGHTENED. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, December 17, 2007 at 10:32 PM Someone write a song about jenkem. Failing a song, write a poem. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, December 17, 2007 at 10:45 PM what rhymes with jenkem? —plurry |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 1:30 PM i've been making jenkem in my basement after learning about it from zt, and selling it for $10 a balloon to neighborhood kids.
micheal jackson called wine he gave to the kiddies "jesus juice". i sell mine as "jesus gas". as for me, i'm sticking to good ol' fashion model glue and cans of spray paint. —plurry |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 5:28 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 5:35 PM I've only tried 2 drugs dude and one was legal. Pot and Salvia. Oh 3, but I was tricked into doing PCP, I thought it was a ciggie. BTW I haven't smoked weed in about a month and a half because the last time I did, I had a major panic attack and thought I was gonna die, and it was the worst feeling ever, and yeah, I don't see pot in my immediate future. Maybe I'll give it another try this summer, but that panic attack was harsh. I was convinced I was gonna die, I was so surprised I lived through the night. My new drug of choice is Miller Lite, or Genuine Draft, or Hefeweizen —anfernee |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 5:43 PM BTW I haven't smoked weed in about a month and a half because the last time I did, I had a major panic attack and thought I was gonna die LMAO!! wuss! —Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 5:54 PM i dont see how that makes me a "wuss". why don't you try smoking PCP then see how that affects your weed-smoking habits —anfernee |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:13 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:15 PM some people just don't have the mindset for pot. it just rubs them the wrong way.
not sass though, he has it in spades. anfernee, this bad experience is a good thing. your brain was screaming "do not want".
don't ever, ever try acid. you would spazz the eff out if pot gave you a panic attack. i think your brain could handle coke and e just fine though. try those instead.
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:19 PM I predict Anfernee will try jenkem in the next six months. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:20 PM lol...I guess you gotta point....That's why I only fuck around with weed....and...JENKEM!!!!1 —Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:46 PM hahah, ZT honestly do you think you would ever try jenkem, given the oppurtunity? —anfernee |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:50 PM anfernee, this bad experience is a good thing. your brain was screaming "do not want".
don't ever, ever try acid. you would spazz the eff out if pot gave you a panic attack.
Thanks, honestly that just erased all the curiosity I had in trying acid, you seriously probably just saved me from a possible 16 hour panic attack. coke and E
Will do. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 7:28 PM THIS HAS GOT TO B AN INTERNET RUMOR/hoax TO MAKE DERELICTS inhale nasty stuff for no effect —000 |
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 8:25 PM No sense denying it - we all know that's what you really wanted to see. —anobody |
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 8:30 PM S H H H H H H HO O O O O O C K I N G —anobody |
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 9:05 PM I've never, EVER been so happy to have a dog's head blocking a shot. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 9:09 PM Just imagine why the dog's head is blocking the shot. —anobody |
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 9:37 PM hey ZT can you do this? —adams_babymomma I don't wear briefs. snopes.com —Dusty TheHickS H H H H H H HO O O O O O C K I N G —anobody It's true that there was a bulletin, it's false (for now) that jenkem is popular in American high schools. In terms of use, it's the "fastest growing drug" in American schools -- of that I'm certain and will take full credit. —ZT Spice |
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Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 1:22 AM Look at Zona's laser eyes in the background —anfernee |
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Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 1:58 AM
Edited Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 2:00 AM DO IT, ZONA! TAKE HIM OUT! Do it for TLC! Do it for America! Do it for your sore anus! —Jaffa Cakes |
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Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 8:39 AM i'm loling so hard.
i wish i could right click save pictures in the computer lab.
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Sunday, February 3, 2008 at 10:53 PM I had a major panic attack and thought I was gonna die, and it was the worst feeling ever my friend hardly ever smokes weed. this one time she got back from the bar and took some hits from a blunt this guy had rolled and she freaked out too. In fact, she wigged out so hard that she thought she couldnt feel her ehart beat anymore and she got really scared, so she CALLED HER MOM at like 3am and said, "mom, in case i die tonight i just want you to know that I really love you and im sorry!" She hasn't smoked since —whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, February 4, 2008 at 4:22 PM HOW DID I MISS THAT PICTURE BEFORE???!?!?!?! —mandee |
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Monday, February 4, 2008 at 10:14 PM Maybe I'll give it another try this summer, but that panic attack was harsh. best thing I ever did was put down the bong about 11 years ago now. look at me now. I make no money, I have like one friend...it's so awesome. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 2:52 AM ^sarcasm? so she CALLED HER MOM at like 3am and said, "mom, in case i die tonight i just want you to know that I really love you and im sorry!" yeaaah, that's exactly what I went through, I really wanted to call my brother and sister, but I didn't actually go through with it. Even though I knew I shouldn't have, I did call my girlfriend at the time and told her i needed to see her, and she came, but she was pissed, ahah I kinda just wanna try it again this summer, just by myself and read some garfield and eat gummy bears. I know I could never do it more than a couple times a week, it's too much. so I'm not worried about getting addicted —anfernee |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 6:12 AM so I'm not worried about getting addicted Famous last words. Well, last words before the addiction sets in. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 6:30 AM over the weekend my roommate and i were smoking weed and watching svu and we got really paranoid so we decided to get the pepperspray her dad sent her and we tested it out in the bathroom aka an enclosed space, which was a bad idea guys. then we thought we would never be able to breathe properly again. —mandee |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 9:38 AM i never understood the smoke-weed-and-freak-out thing. once, an old neighbor in isla vista smoked for her first time, then went into her bedroom. a few minutes later, she came out talking in tounges (or gibberish at least), started in with the "i'm going to die" rhetoric, and then proceeded to run out the front door and down del playa dr. looking for the foot patrol (isla vista cops) to tell them she had smoked. our other neighbor had to chase her down and sedate her. then, the next day, it turned out she only remembered the going into her bedrooom part, and as she put it, "i thought i just went to bed." is it THAT hard to not do stupid crap when your f'ed up? all you have to do is NOT do stuff. put down the cell phone, get out of the car, or put down the pepper spray (as it were). just enjoy the sofa cushions, some tivo and some ben & jerry's and MAINTAIN. —airking32 |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 9:47 AM is it THAT hard to not do stupid crap when your f'ed up? all you have to do is NOT do stuff. put down the cell phone, get out of the car, or put down the pepper spray (as it were). just enjoy the sofa cushions, some tivo and some ben & jerry's and MAINTAIN. You obviously have not done enough drugs. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 2:01 PM You obviously have not done enough drugs. I love how this is used as an insult —anfernee |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 10:04 PM i taught my roommates about jenkem last night. —mandee |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 10:12 PM I WONDER IF YOU CAN MAKE DRUGS FROM FERMENTED PERIOD JUICE? —ZT Spice |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 10:19 PM I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE ALCOHOL FROM FERMENTED MEAT. IS THAT AT ALL POSSIBLE?
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 10:23 PM MEAT IS SO MUCH LESS INTERESTING THAN BLEEDING VAGINAS. —ZT Spice |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 10:30 PM I FIND BOTH TO BE QUITE INTRIGUING IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAYS. BUT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ALCOHOL IS PROFITS, MAN. —foob2011 |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 11:05 PM I love how this is used as an insult —anfernee Not an insult--just pointing out if you do them enough and are able to stay awake and in public you will eventually do something that qualifies as not maintaining. I got loaded out of my mind before getting on a plane this year and wrote some e-mails I really regret. Might've even posted here--can't remember. Luckily there were some understanding recipients. It was worse when I did other stuff. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 8:39 PM Okay, so like, on tonight's South Park, there was a crisis involving "cheesing," which meant huffing the kind of urine that male cats excrete to mark their territory. I presume this was meant as a metaphor for jenkem. —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 8:55 PM you just blew my mind. —mandee |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:39 PM that's because you're high on jenkem. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:52 PM my wife was not into tonight's episode. as a huge fan of Heavy Metal I really dug it. The first time I saw that movie I was sooooo hiiiiiigh. There's this movie theater in Eugene that gives you all the popcorn you can eat (back in the day this was a bigger deal) and I was so high I almost went through three tubs. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:53 PM I haven't watched a South Park since I moved (jan).... somehow I don't really miss it either. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:54 PM aren't we all high and mighty and superior. you haven't really missed much actually. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:57 PM Nope. I no longer CARE if I miss it, but if I catch it, that's all good too. —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 9:59 PM you haven't really missed much actually yeah - I know They're funny enough and I do like Trey and Matt, but their insight seems to consist mainly of "we can get away with just about anything if we make it clear that (a) we attack everything just about equally and (b) that's just our thing" Recently I've gotten into The Family Guy though. Seth McFarlane apparently pissed away his childhood watching all the same crappy movies and TV shows I used to. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM [closes eyes] [bows and shakes head in disgust] —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:22 PM i haven't followed south park since season nine which i felt was a bit of a let down. i intend to catch up eventually. family guy - i liked it a lot initially, but that show should be called "stewie". take him away and you don't have much. —plurry |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:23 PM can't argue with you there (of course, I'm still new to it so it hasn't worn thin on me yet) —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:29 PM I think all the music on family guy is pretty funny so I'm in. I like Stewie & Brian and Quagmire. They get some nice jokes in at Joe's expense. I also like some of the townsfolk and the cut aways. Still like The Simpsons the best and I'm starting to fall for Futurama. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:32 PM I liked the Simpsons when it was a short on the Tracey Ullman show, but kinda got bored with it after awhile (one of those things that I realize is technically good, but I somehow can't bring myself to watch - like most art flicks and period pieces). I have always liked Futurama. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:51 PM i haven't followed south park since season nine which i felt was a bit of a let down.
Was that the season with the "Oprah's minge" episode? That whole season sucked hairy goat taint.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:53 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:53 PM Their batting average used to be something like .750. It's down to .210 or so. My thought when I watch most of the new ones these days is "OK--you've made your point. Now be funny." —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:55 PM Are you sure it used to be .750? Somehow I'd bet it's always been closer to .250 and you just remember the good ones from the past but you remember all of the recent ones so it seems like they've gone downhill. Just a thought anyway. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 11:01 PM I think the first three seasons were pretty good. Out of ten episodes there's only one or two stinkers. The movie was the funniest thing I'd seen in my life up to that point. It's been a slow decline, but they needed to not sign that last contract and move onto something else. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 11:03 PM Realistically though - what could they possibly do that would pay that much for that little effort? I've gotta say also - I wasn't all that impressed with the movie. It was OK but didn't exactly strike me as earth-shattering. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 11:16 PM Was that the season with the "Oprah's minge" episode? That whole season sucked hairy goat taint. nine started with garrison's sex change. i think south park's first two seasons got by on shock. seasons 3 - 7 were their wheelhouse to me. —plurry |
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Thursday, March 27, 2008 at 8:04 AM What is this wheelhouse thing? I've seen it mentioned a couple of times here lately. Okay, so apparently the official South Park site is offering all episodes for free download.
South Park Studios
This is what you see if you try it from Australia:
That's pretty cute. Season 3 of South Park seemed to be getting a bit weak. I guess they were doing the movie around that time. And they had plans for That's My Bush too. After they were forbidden to do That's My Bush they really came back to South Park with a noticeable new energy, but having seen Season 3 episodes again since 1999 they're sweet anyway. I know that Seasons 1 and 2 were hot because we taped them the first time they aired and watched them a lot over the next few years. Really, there's never been a South Park episode that isn't sweet.
Like all cartoons it's funny to see the first episodes of South Park with the different animation and voices. The last six or eight seasons are basically the same as each other in this regard. Always takes animation people a while to settle into a routine. Season 9 had the episode Free Willzyx. It's so good, how can you say that sucks?
Season 10 episodes 3 and 4 are the ones criticizing Family Guy. I suppose you could still like Family Guy after watching those episodes but the people who make Family Guy must have felt pretty lame afterwards. Any who take it seriously at least.
Cartoon Wars part 1 and Cartoon Wars part 2. Basically Trey Parker is on the same level as Devin Townsend as far as me and my brother are concerned. The artistry of the episode The Return of Chef (first episode of Season 10) is breathtaking. So much pain and anger and sadness and generosity and laughter all in the one show. Far out, I sound like a wanker. To put it in perspective, I've seen Baseketball around about 60 times. I think anyone who dislikes that movie is profoundly disabled on some level.
That reminds me, I have to form a coherent mental image of myself, acquire employment, defraud the tax office and buy That's My Bush on DVD. —MajandraFan |
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Thursday, March 27, 2008 at 8:15 AM Season 9 had the episode Free Willzyx. yeah, that was easily the best one. lol MASA —plurry |
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 5:29 PM god that episode of south park was one of the better ones ive seen in a while.
ive been rewatching it just because of that song.
i just read a summary of the movie on wikipedia and now I MUST SEE IT. —foob2011 |
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