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january 1st 2008. [ultimatum style]

  

derekho

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:03 PM

lexie arbogast; a hobbit's tale


Dear tlc;

i am a seventeen year old girl. with no prospects of anything.

therefore, derek has issued me this ultimatum. you are all bearing witness.

i must complete the following by near year's eve; [midnight; pacific time] [yes i realize there is a day difference between my deadlines.]

-finish my college apps.
-get a driver's license
-get a job/at least apply
-set up a bank account/figure out what to do with my trustfund.


if not, then derek will stop hanging out with me until i finish them, and only talk to me for a little bit on the phone. once i've finished everything we will be back to normal only way less anxious about my life.


bug me. for the next two weeks and you will all get rad christmas cards.[cards will be sent no matter the results of our manipulative emotional experiment]

love lexie and derek.


derekho

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:04 PM

This is very cute (in addition to just seeming like a sound plan)

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:29 PM
Edited Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:30 PM

This is sort of how I decided to go back to college. My bartender friend said "You're way too smart for this job, you can do so much more with your life!" Then I watched Clerks and got inspired! I didn't want to be Dante anymore, just existing and working in a dead end job, which I was probably going to lose because of my skin diagnosis, since the state health code prohibits people with skin problems from working in a kitchen or around food.

John Lennon

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:32 PM

setting up a bank account is easy! Just don't get tricked into opening one that the bank has permission to withdraw money from.

college applications shouldn't be that bad, i appled to 7 CSU's at the same time. Thank gof for
CSU mentor.com

why do you want a job? You should be freeloading off your mom. Look @ all the shit she put your though, i mean she's obligated to serve your needs..


now getting a driver license..that was a nightmare for me..

adams_babymomma

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:33 PM

do it, dude.

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:34 PM

Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care

I don't want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard
I just want someone that I can talk to
I want you just the way you are.

I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew
What will it take 'till you believe in me
The way that I believe in you.

I said I love you, and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are.


~ (Billy Joel - Just the Way You Are)

plurry

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:47 PM

Banks, the DMV, and colleges are all closed over Christmas/New Year's, you know.

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:47 PM
Edited Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:47 PM

Not for the whole week in between, idiot.


EDIT: (except colleges)

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:49 PM

[shudders]

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:02 PM

I meant they were closed on Christmas Day and on New Year's. IDIOT.

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:04 PM

Somehow I doubt that... considering that there are other days besides Christmas and New Years between now and 2008.

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:15 PM

Don't put words in my mouth.

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:19 PM

I'm not.

Banks, the DMV, and colleges are all closed over Christmas/New Year's, you know.

In response to:

i must complete the following by near year's eve

You're just backpedaling.

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Edited Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:49 PM

No, I'm not. I was letting her know that she should plan for those places to be closed over Christmas.

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:32 PM

Why the fuck would she go and try to do these things on Christmas day ANYhow, idiot?

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:37 PM

I like that Drake's fuck-up somehow morphs into somebody else's stupidity.

For Christ's sake - stop trying to defend an error and blame other people rather than accepting responsibility.

Just acknowledge your mistake and move on (or gloss over it and move on... either way, moving on is the important step).

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:39 PM

Hey I'm not the one who keeps drawing attention to it, you guys.

John Lennon

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Yeah Dusty, because NO ONE goes anywhere on Christmas Day!

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:44 PM

Jesus fuck man.

Even if we accepted your premise that you were just pointing out to her that she couldn't do anything on those two days, why would it make any sense at all for you to gloss over the fact that still would still have about 10 other business days between now and New Years?

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:45 PM
Edited Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:46 PM

I was just trying to help the girl! And Ano would it be possible for you to host a copy of my second show on your podcast site because the file is too big to e-mail to some of my friends, even though I cut down the bitrate.

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:46 PM

[beats the living shit out of Drake with a Louisville Slugger and then spits on his broken corpse]

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:48 PM

*dies*

John Lennon

  

Round Eye

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 9:51 PM

STFU Drake, you bloated windbag. You are singlehandedly ruining the readability of this forum.
Pay more attention to your recovery from annoying people.

Round Eye

  

chix0r

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 6:58 AM

This (OP) is why teaching is hard.

chix0r

  

stefanie

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 10:27 AM

this post is about supporting little arbogast. you guys are missing out.

stefanie

  

catloaf

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 10:46 AM

omg lexie you must send me your address immediately. if not sooner.

catloaf

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 1:41 PM

I'm not sure exactly what this thread is about.

But, before 2008, I promise to masturbate to Jamie-Lynn Sigler more.


Also here is my plan to stop procrastinating...

Also cocks.

Also jenkem.

ZT Spice

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 4:59 PM

well here's my to do list before jan 1

adams_babymomma

  

chix0r

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 5:23 PM

Before January 1st, I'm going to make up my syllabi. Probably.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 6:19 PM

Poindexter?


anobody

  

lexieho

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Friday, December 14, 2007 at 6:32 PM

i'm so sick........i hate winter.

lexieho

  

anfernee

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 2:36 AM

lexi, you gonna send out cool ass christmas cards again?? I still have last years

anfernee

  

catloaf

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 5:13 AM

me too :)

catloaf

  

ZT Spice

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 6:44 AM

I still have lexi's and mandee's.

ZT Spice

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 7:20 AM

lexi, you gonna send out cool ass christmas cards again?? I still have last years

Holy Christ - has it really been a year?

anobody

  

catloaf

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 8:22 AM

welcome to being old

catloaf

  

anobody

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 10:35 AM

do not want!!!

anobody

  

plurry

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 11:17 AM

moar lexmas peasants!!!

plurry

  

plurry

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008 at 2:01 PM

so whatever happened with this?

plurry

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008 at 8:51 PM

i killed derek on new year's eve.....i don't like to talk about it.

ps. we's good.

lexieho

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 1:40 AM

I feel like Lexington did none of these things and when the new year hit, she just s'd his d and he let it go.

greymatters

  

derekho

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:33 AM

She's almost done with everything.

derekho

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:36 AM

LEXIE SHOULD TAKE OVER THE NEWSLETTER.

ZT Spice

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 12:32 PM

so jan 1st is over.


what are you plans for feb 1st?

adams_babymomma

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 3:47 PM

my plans for April 1st--tell everyone I see that their socks are untied.

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:17 PM

She's almost done with everything.

Are you almost not hanging out with her? Derek, I'm disappointed in you. You let Lexington down. You let us all down.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 6:25 PM

i was hoping she'd fail, he'd dump her and i'd be there to pick up the pieces.
but i think that was majandra fan's plan also. there could have been a bloody, greco roman style fight to the death on her front lawn.

plurry

  

derekho

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 11:28 PM

We haven't really been hanging out, no. I saw her today for a few hours, but other than that not since New Years.

derekho

  

plurry

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 2:19 PM

does this mean you "half" broke up with her, or what?

plurry

  

derekho

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 6:48 PM

The agreement wasn't that I would dump her, it was just that we wouldn't hang out until she got everything done. So we haven't completely done that, but it has pretty much happened. After she gets everything done we'll be back to being attached at the hip.

derekho

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 7:05 PM

I don't think I could handle being responsible for someone else's life.

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 8:01 PM

...said the gal who spends her days in a position of responsibility for dozens of other peoples' kids.

Dusty TheHick

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