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adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 9:58 AM

well this past semester I got tutored once a week. The final day was last week :( I will never be able to see him again.


anyways

♥ he can sing
♥ he's the president of his fraternity (theta chi)
he used to be a personal trainer
he's really sweet.


i miss him already. I never got the chance to ask him out. Damn i let my nerves get the best of me.


adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:01 AM

I post more pics of him later at home. I'm @ school right now, I don't want his friends to see that i'm posting pics of him.


i'm just so upset with myself. This whole entire semester i was given the opportunity to start something, but i was so timid and shy.

adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:32 AM

*Violent J* "Ya PANSY!"

John Lennon

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:35 AM

yeah..well it was more of a mutal thing.

I didn't make any moves (even though i really wanted to) and he didn't either (because he wasn't intrested)

ain't that a bitch.

adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Good TIMES ABM!

John Lennon

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:38 AM

mmm not so much.

anyways i'll start with the baby steps (since I suck @ dating)

ok..what do i do?

adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:55 AM

Uh, letting guys know you're interested would be a good first step. And for God's sake, after you go out with a guy, don't call him 20 times a day just to see what he's doing! I had this girl that did that once and I stopped answering the phone cause I always knew it was going to be her. She was nuts. Not only because she went out with me, but because she kept calling me so much. I eventually told her, "Leave me alone!" and then she was like, "What'd I do?"

That's the thing about crazy people, the crazy stuff they do seems normal to them and they assume it's normal to everyone else. Listen crazy people, do stuff that you think is crazy, and then you'll be normal to everyone else!

John Lennon

  

stefanie

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 11:47 AM

STFU DRAKE

GOD

perfect. now that he isn't your tutor friend him on myspace and ask him for coffee or something. you're pretty so he's completely retarded if he says no.

stefanie

  

stefanie

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 11:57 AM

my boyfriend is the best. the end.

stefanie

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:48 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:49 PM

thanks stefanie for your advice. My friend taught me how to flirt with him, but I didn't want to come off desperate, he would eventually get grossed out of I made moves on him.

it's annoying when ugly people try to hit on you, and i didn't want to be that "ugly girl that likes me".

I found him on myspace, and i know what his ex-girlfriend looks like...he's currently single. I don't know, i don't think i'm gonna add him. It will be to weird for him and I.

adams_babymomma

  

Juanus

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:58 PM

Juanus

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:03 PM

yeah..but it's the other way around.

So what's that movie about? How does the tutor and the student end up together? damn i should have seen that movie before the semester ended. You know i should request tutoring for that class again this semester. Hopefully i'll end up with him again!

adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:25 PM

Lena, what is up with you stalking people on MySpace?

If you go out with the guy I hope you update us on your Blackberry during the date:

"So he's going to pay the bill now, should I let him pay or offer to split it?" "Now he wants to kiss me, what do I do guys?"

You're too up in your head about it. Just ask the dude out, for God's sake! Then if he's not interested, move on to the next dude! Don't you know the dude's name? Friend him on Facebook and then get his phone number from there and call him and ask him what he's doing this weekend! JUST DO IT!

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:37 PM

^attn: Alanis Morrisette

Dusty TheHick

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:41 PM

I like Alanis, I am listening to her right now on my iPod!

http://www.sydlexia.com/goodies/Fight_For_Alanis.avi

John Lennon

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:42 PM


John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Dusty's solid point

Drake's goofy head

Dusty TheHick

  

000

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 2:51 PM

lena, u misspelled "cooter" in the thread title.

000

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 2:57 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 2:58 PM

^ lulz

ABM, for fuck's sake, just ask the dude if he's looking for a g/f, and if so, how about giving "us" a trial run.

if he says no, just look elsewhere for semen.. er, seamen.

plurry

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:11 PM

alright this is what he looks like. He's 22 and fine as hell. An upgrade from seaman...don't ya think?



that's his ex-gf

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:36 PM

oh, i get it. this one's more jiggy than seaman.

well, you see how he rolls, my dear.

you'll need to take up drinking and rock the half naked look if you want some of that action.

p.s. he looks stupid in that hat. that's how cocky black baseball players are wearing their hats nowadays. he may not realize he's white. you should fill him in. tell him the other white grown ups are snickering at him.

plurry

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:40 PM

His eyes are so intense. Also, who wears a shirt and tie with a baseball hat?

TortillaFactory

  

lexieho

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:40 PM

i like his no shirt and tie combo....very classy.

lexieho

  

lexieho

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:41 PM

hmmm....

lexieho

  

chix0r

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 3:43 PM

>>who wears a shirt and tie with a baseball hat?

A blowhard.

chix0r

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:14 PM

He has a good heart, he's the president of Theta Chi Fraternity. I believe thier mission is to "lend a helping hand". Hey maybe he'll lend a helping hand by taking my virginty. That counts as community service right?!

my friend just joined that fraternity, I should start asking him about my crush.

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:19 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:19 PM

ABM, are you hornier than you were last august? possibly becoming sexually frustrated?

beware of frat boys. they generally aren't considered "good guys".
i'm sure he'd gladly take your virginity, but probably wouldn't take the time to call you the next day.

plurry

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:20 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:20 PM

No, Lena, he's too white for you. Look, I love whitey as much as the next guy, but you need someone with at least 1/4 not-American blood.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:23 PM

last august...yeah.

4 year college has changed me, everyday i walk by the dorms and frat house wondering if people are having sex.

The thing is that he likes white girls, that's the dillema, that's the problem. God dammit i wish i was white.

Should i post more pics of his gf? She's a goofball. Judging her by her myspace page, she's really social, funny and crazy.

adams_babymomma

  

000

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:24 PM

the only good frat guy is a deaf frat guy

000

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:25 PM

God dammit i wish i was white.

LAITHLAITHLAITH!

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:32 PM

i know he's too white for me, but my aunt is married to a cowboy and lives in Oklahoma.

I should join a sorority

his ex (brown dress)

besides singing he likes to dance

check out that cool glass

adams_babymomma

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:33 PM

Not to sound like a homophobe or anything, but he looks like a faggot.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

lexieho

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:35 PM

^what a weird looking bar mitzvah.

lexieho

  

lexieho

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:35 PM

^it took me a while to spell "bar mitzvah" correctly.

lexieho

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:36 PM

I got "homophobe" on the first try, even if Firefox doesn't buy it.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:37 PM

well i'd rather be with a white homo looking guy than a middle eastern terrorist.

mmmhmmmm that's right!

adams_babymomma

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:37 PM

That's a bold statement. But you're a bold girl.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:39 PM

his ex and most of his female friends are in alpha xi, i was gonna join it too, but never did.

adams_babymomma

  

DrDrewFan

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:50 PM

What did he tutor you in? Anal violation?

Any dude who prances around with a Cran-Tini in his hand probably is infected with some sort of amalgamation of syphilis, gonorrhea, and trichomoniasis due to being repeatedly raped by cattle.

DrDrewFan

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:56 PM

yeah his glass is too 'sex and the city'...but hey maybe that's all they offered?


look he's serenading the ladies.


adams_babymomma

  

Juanus

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 4:57 PM

where is his ex girlfriend now? I like a girl with some junk in the trunk!

Juanus

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:18 PM

the half asian chick in the black dress in the first 2 pics is smokin'.

plurry

  

lexieho

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:19 PM

confirm.


but i don't see half-asian.

lexieho

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:19 PM

"ABM, for fuck's sake, just ask the dude if he's looking for a g/f, and if so, how about giving "us" a trial run." Almost exactly what I said.

ABM, how bout joining a club or something that you're interested in and meeting people there? That's why I am doing the radio thing, but so far I haven't met very many people.

John Lennon

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:20 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:20 PM

the half asian chick in the black dress in the first 2 pics is smokin'. QFT.

John Lennon

  

000

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:21 PM

she had more of a tractor trailer than a trunk, and it was filled beyond capacity with junk.

his type does not appear to b lena....

000

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:26 PM

he looks awful, but i understand where you're coming from lena. the fact that he's your tutor probably makes him a lot hotter. i want to sleep with most of my professors, but if they weren't my professors, i wouldn't even look at them. same with matthew perry. because he played ron clark.

mandeemoo22

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:27 PM

ABM, how bout joining a club or something that you're interested in and meeting people there? That's why I am doing the radio thing, but so far I haven't met very many people.

—John Lennon

i was gonna join alpha xi sorority, the girls were super nice, but i never did. They had a sernade hosted by the theta chi frat boys.

his type does not appear to b lena....

—000

:(

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:33 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:33 PM

he looks awful, but i understand where you're coming from lena. the fact that he's your tutor probably makes him a lot hotter. i want to sleep with most of my professors, but if they weren't my professors, i wouldn't even look at them. same with matthew perry. because he played ron clark.

—mandeemoo22

he looks ugly in pics but he's really hot in person. I remember the first day he walked in the tutoring center. He had on a homecoming nominee stash...(whatever it's called) and he had on a slightly tilted cap. The first day went well, i was being social and everything then the next following 13 weeks were awkward, I became anti-social because i was so nervous around him.


adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:50 PM

ABM's type: Goofy looking white guys who think they're black.

Those guys' type: not ABM.

John Lennon

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:55 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 5:56 PM

how did African Americans get associated with tilted caps and baggy jeans?

well anyways, he doesn't think he's black. He doesn't talk ghetto or in ebonics. Now i'm not sure what he does when he's drunk.


it sucks that i'm not his type.

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 6:00 PM

who thinks he made out with the Indian girl?

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 6:06 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 6:07 PM

how did African Americans get associated with tilted caps and baggy jeans?

because they started it. dorky white guys like eminem and jiggy copied because they had low IQ's and wanted to get even with their racist parents.

plurry

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 7:31 PM

this thread is hot!

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 8:48 PM

I fucking hate it when little white chicks flash gang signs.

Dusty TheHick

  

John Lennon

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 8:53 PM

Aren't you used to gang signs in MD?

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 8:58 PM

a) Not in this part

b) What the fuck does that have to do with hating seeing them?

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 9:16 PM

it's annoying when ugly people try to hit on you, and i didn't want to be that "ugly girl that likes me".

You have absolutely no need to worry about that.

I can pretty much guarantee he'll be flattered even if he's not interested.

Besides - (IMO) the most important thing here is just taking some chances and seeing how things go. A couple of years from now, the odds are that you won't know the guy either way, and none of what you do as far as trying to ask him out will matter, but the little bit of courage and experience you get will stick with you - and that's what's really important.

Just follow Stefanie's advice, and try not to think about it too much or build anything up in your mind.

anobody

  

plurry

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:55 PM
Edited Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:56 PM

eh... she doesn't want a date. she wants a long term boyfriend or more.

he'd date her or at least hook up, but she wouldn't get a commitment. there is no way this dude is ready to settle down and take things at her pace which is going to be about 770MPH slower than his.

abort mission, abm.

What did he tutor you in? Anal violation?

Any dude who prances around with a Cran-Tini in his hand probably is infected with some sort of amalgamation of syphilis, gonorrhea, and trichomoniasis due to being repeatedly raped by cattle.

—DrDrewFan

yeah, but still.

plurry

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, December 10, 2007 at 10:58 PM

be fair, drewfan. that could be a cosmo.

TortillaFactory

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 1:06 AM

Any dude who prances around with a Cran-Tini in his hand probably is infected with some sort of amalgamation of syphilis, gonorrhea, and trichomoniasis due to being repeatedly raped by cattle.


haha true, what a pussy.

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 1:12 AM

good luck ABM.

bguirk

  

chix0r

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:12 AM

>>I fucking hate it when little white chicks flash gang signs.

That's not a gang sign, it's "the shocker." Two in the pink, one in the stink. I was going to call her on lack of class, but I guess I'm not in any position to do so.

chix0r

  

DrDrewFan

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 9:35 AM

If Vanilla Ice rutted with KD Lang this dude would be the result.

DrDrewFan

  

pookie

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:09 AM

^ Okay, now that really made me laugh.

pookie

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 12:33 PM

ugh he's balding

gross

stefanie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Yeah, chix...I'm familiar with the shocker (as a concept, not directly). I still hate it when little white chicks flash gang signs, though.

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 4:55 PM

i hate it when everyone flashes stupid signs that represents where they're from.

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 5:04 PM

well his ex-gf is really crazy (judging by the stuff she put on her myspace page)

i'm posting pics of her, cause i'm sure you guys would like to find out more.




adams_babymomma

  

lexieho

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 5:10 PM

she looks a lot cuter now...i kind of like her.

lexieho

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 6:09 PM

eh... she doesn't want a date. she wants a long term boyfriend or more.

Meh. As long as he's not a rapist, practice and comfort with one thing begets the other.

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 6:32 PM

I like a girl who drinks from the bottle.

John Lennon

  

plurry

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 6:35 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 6:36 PM

yeah, but she doesn't want practice. if she fucked some guy she liked and then he stopped talking to her, she'd just get set back further, feel self loathing and be even more weirded out by intimacy.. if that's even possible.

she needs some sweet, attentive guy who will actually get to know her, realize how she is and also be ready for a long haul.

those guys are out there.

plurry

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 6:53 PM

Speaking as one of them, I must say that they're pretty uniformly pussies. No, I don't actually *quite* think that; but it's also not entirely bullshit.

I'm not saying she should get laid (I don't even think she'd want that). Just that if she gets a little practice and experience, she might find it easier to find those guys (and she might just appreciate them a bit more).

anobody

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:09 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:09 PM

well actually you guys don't know that i get bored easily with people and things. I'm not looking for anything long-term. If i see something, i want it and the reason why i'm frustrated is because i'm not getting what i want.

I just wanna be able to hang out with him, and i want him to find me attractive and interesting.

however there's this crazy side of me that has a hard time letting go of things. Sometimes i tend to get attached to certain people and things.


i'm complicated.

adams_babymomma

  

derekho

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:17 PM

I like the vampire teeth.

derekho

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:31 PM

I think it's pretty safe to say that we've pretty much all been there, ABM.

Albeit... not with your tutor.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:34 PM

I feel the same way about Alan Davies. Like it hurts that he's married and 41 and lives in England and I can't talk about him to anyone because no one knows who he is. Buuut, the other day he apparently got really drunk and bit a homeless man's ear really hard and now he's making some headlines in England. Although, in my friends' eyes, this makes my case for him even worse because he's violent and mean to the poor.

mandeemoo22

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:34 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:35 PM

did you know that she has freckles in her eyes?

and apparently my tutor likes that.

This is what he commented on her pic on myspace

"The FRECKLES in your eyes, that color them wonderful, stop me and steal my breath."

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:40 PM

the sad part about this ordeal is that i'm still gonna fail the class that he tutored me in, and i didn't get any ass.

adams_babymomma

  

John Lennon

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:40 PM

I hope she knows a good dermatologist.

John Lennon

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:41 PM

that's from a song. a gay song.

mandeemoo22

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:42 PM

that's from a song. a gay song.

—mandeemoo22

really? LOL..damn i thought he was creative.

what song is it.

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:47 PM

and one thing that i noticed is that he has about 5 pics with two different girls on his side.




adams_babymomma

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 7:51 PM

what song is it.

I'll be by Edwin McCain.

It's a good song.

Though, it's strands, not freckles

anobody

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:05 PM

Your tutor worships at the fashion church of Regis Philbin. He also has some big ears.

bguirk

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:17 PM

oh that song...

HE PERFORMED THAT SONG!

adams_babymomma

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Singing does make a guy more attractive.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:56 PM

Sorry, Leens, but he looks like kind of a dickass.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 8:59 PM

Don't you remember Seamen? I think she's into that.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 9:03 PM

You misspelled "jizz."

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:40 PM

I don't care how juvenile it is, dry humping girl's butts is still awesome.

ZT Spice

  

John Lennon

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:40 PM

Singing does make a guy more attractive.

To you maybe. And it probably depends on if the guy is a good singer or not.

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:46 PM

[makes log entry: Drake isn't into guys who sing]

anobody

  

derekho

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 11:29 PM

Lexie has eye freckles.

derekho

  

plurry

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 12:02 AM

after reading that, i had to go to the mirror to see if i had them. nope.

plurry

  

John Lennon

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 12:33 AM
Edited Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 12:34 AM

I just don't like people singing, and I don't like musicals except for "Cabaret".

John Lennon

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 12:50 AM

You're Gay. You're a lesbian. Just die.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

plurry

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 1:12 AM

there's a line in a pink floyd song i'm reminded of...

"you're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry."

plurry