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NASCAR and other pursuits in futility

  

jezebel

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 2:00 PM

Attn: anfernee. Carl Edwards was robbed today. By himself, but still. Robbed. No backflips for us.

jezebel

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 2:09 PM

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Jaffa Cakes

  

jezebel

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 2:54 PM

Yeah, but so is SNL, and that's fun. Kind of, sometimes, anyway.

jezebel

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 2:58 PM

Just take away the kind of, sometimes and anyway, and you've almost descended to the level of entertainment that is NASCAR.

anobody

  

plurry

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:42 PM

ooo watch cars driven by rednecks go in circles. weeeee!!!!!!!!!

plurry

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:43 PM

Plurry - you're making me wet talking like that!

anobody

  

anfernee

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:47 PM

omg, I KNOW. LAST FUCKING TURN! I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed. He should of won, or at least 2nd. Not 8th! And also, Truex got into Juan, who ran into Harvick who booted Jamie McMurray.

BTW:
1) Carl Edwards
2) Reed Sorenson
3) Jamie McMurray
4) Juan Pablo Montoya

So you can bet I'm pissed at Truex. And last week, Carl ran into Reed who collected Jamie in the mess. ATTN MY FAV DRIVERS: Quit wrecking each other!


At least IRL was awesome, with Franchitti cracking in the final 15 laps, and Dixon being able to pull within 6 points. And why the hell did Franchitti ram Kotske? What the hell was that? Crazy weekend.

anfernee

  

anfernee

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:53 PM







Rednecks?

anfernee

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:55 PM

Gay porn?

anobody

  

plurry

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:01 PM

i especially like the nectar of the tards jumpsuit.

nothing says uneducated white trash quite like mountain dew apparel.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Rednecks?

—anfernee

Yes, totally. A pretty-boy redneck is STILL a redneck.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:13 PM

Indeed.

anobody

  

miyagi-sama

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:28 PM

Anyone that knows the history of NASCAR has no doubts that it was founded by and is still reserved primarily for redneck white trash.

miyagi-sama

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:48 PM

Boobs, please?

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 9:13 PM

K, well these "rednecks" are making bank, with purses upwards of $1,000,000 per race. And apparently a lot of big companies have bought in to this "redneck" sport, like Coke, Pepsi, the Army, National Guard, GMAC, UPS, Office Depot, the Wii, Target, Best Buy, Burger King, and Sony. Where is all this money and sponsorship coming from if only the hillbillies from Alabama are watching?

anfernee

  

miyagi-sama

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Monday, August 13, 2007 at 5:11 AM

You think hillbillies from Alabama don't buy stuff? They probably have more expendable income than a non-hillbilly with 4 kids paying into college funds, IRA's, etc.

miyagi-sama

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, August 13, 2007 at 11:24 AM

A rich redneck is STILL a redneck.

Dusty TheHick

  

lexieho

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Monday, August 13, 2007 at 12:30 PM

has anyone seen the show on tlc about the lotto winners?

there is this one redneck guy that one billions and he bought a mansion and filled it ridiculous things, like rooms full of suits of armor, and apparently he has hundreds of broadswords. and elephant tusks.


that's what happens we hicks become rich.

lexieho

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 1:16 AM

A rich redneck is STILL a redneck.
—Dusty TheHick

catloaf

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 6:10 AM

A bipedal talking monkey is still a monkey.

anobody

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 9:39 AM

Where is all this money and sponsorship coming from if only the hillbillies from Alabama are watching? — anfernee

As nice as it would be of hillbillies were confined to polluting just one state, the sad truth is they are everywhere. Hence the national popularity of the Sport of Tards.

(This, by the way, also explains the sadly widespread popularity of the WWE, mullets, Toby Keith, overalls and Larry the Cable Guy.)

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 2:05 PM

As nice as it would be of hillbillies were confined to polluting just one state, the sad truth is they are everywhere.

'Tis true. How else would I know I HATE stupid hicks, when I've only been to about 6 or 7 states, and none in the "deep" South?

Dusty TheHick

  

jezebel

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 2:09 PM

Yeah, but that Kasey Kahne is pretty dreamy.

I'm still holding out for marrying Reed Sorenson or Carl Edwards, though. Watch me do it, just watch me.

jezebel

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