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I just bought Taboo 1 and

  

Masteel

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 6:13 PM

It’s pretty good, actually. They didn't have Taboo 2, unfortunately. I’m used to modern porn where they just start fucking. It’s nice to have a storyline and some half-way decent acting. My only complaint is, when the mom and son get it on, both times they never do a far away shot of them fucking. It’s all close-ups of various body parts, and I don’t think that was the right way to go with those scenes. Other than that, no complaints. The best part was when the mom went to give the son a peck on the cheek, and the son just flat out starts frenching her, and she gets this look on her face, like, “wtf?”


Masteel

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 6:27 PM

Taboo II is good in the sense that it's not good. I can never figure out why the dad is younger than Junior. He's hot though.

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 6:29 PM

i've never purchased pr0n before. this is a new concept to me.

plurry

  

anfernee

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 6:30 PM

um, those two look roughly the same age, or if anything, the man looks older! But still, that's hott, and Masteel, cut your fingernails!

anfernee

  

John Lennon

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 7:05 PM

"Mike Ranger"? What a dumbass porn star name. Mine would be something like "E Wood" or something badass like that. Even "Jack Hammer" is less dumb than "Mike Ranger". What the fuck!

John Lennon

  

Mayonnaise

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 7:23 PM

One thing is for sure: He does it all...yes he does.

Mayonnaise

  

lexieho

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 7:25 PM

query;

do you usually watch porn in mute, or is that just for the screenshots?

lexieho

  

000

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 7:31 PM

i just watched THE MARINE

its so cheesy its like a simpsons mcbain episode. unintentionally funny. oh so many bad cliches. twice he dives from an exploding building into a body of water. but alas, no knife in his mouth!

000

  

Masteel

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 7:39 PM

I watched it with the sound on. Mute was on because I was listening to music.

Masteel

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 9:03 PM

That reminds me. I saw a house for sale or rent the other day, and on the sign outside, the guy's name was Jack Wood. Struck me funny.

catloaf

  

lexieho

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 9:06 PM

^ not nearly as good as the 'mangina' that is selling houses all over the mega-housing developemnet up the street. mangina is everywhere.

lexieho

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 9:35 PM

there is a hebrew acapella group at my school called manginah and its pronounced mahn-gee-nah (with a hard 'g' like in gay), but everyone calls it mangina and they get upset.

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 9:40 PM
Edited Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 9:41 PM

about 10 years ago, this nearby dump passing for a roadside motel had several letters of their sign out.

name is:

lewis and clark
motor lodge.

what was left:

LE
OR G

how does one say orgy in french?

plurry

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 10:28 PM

l'orgie

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 10:46 PM

thank you. i can die now.

plurry

  

Villalovos

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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 12:33 AM

I especially like the dime for scale in the first pic.

Villalovos

  

Sassafras Roots

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 1:33 PM

Yeah...what was the purpose of the dime...I think I can figure out the size of a DVD without a prop...

Sassafras Roots

  

bguirk

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 3:48 PM

Wow. Loveline really is dead.

bguirk

  

plurry

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 3:52 PM

dime for scale is a carolla thing in case you don't remember.

zt needs to post a dime next to his cock next time he decides to photograph it. i can't get a read on the size without.

plurry

  

anobody

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 3:54 PM

dime for scale is a carolla drew thing in case you don't remember.

I take this as a bad sign.

anobody

  

plurry

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 4:12 PM

drew started that? it wasn't adam? huh.

plurry

  

anobody

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 4:18 PM

It was remarkable specifically because it was one of the few funny quips made by Drew.

"...and a dime for scale"

anobody

  

000

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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 4:29 PM

drews been funny alot, but dime for scale was unique cuz adam found it hilatious and made a big deal about it

000

  

lexieho

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 6:37 AM

even i remembered that.

adam had nickels, and drew had dimes.

lexieho

  

Sassafras Roots

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 8:06 AM

Somebody dropped a nickel....

Sassafras Roots

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 12:05 PM

Yeah they were talkin to some chick, and they wanted her to call back I think with news on what happened to her, and they were like "picture of you holding today's newspaper" blah blah blah

anfernee

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 2:28 PM

They needed a picture of her intact hymen to prove she was a virgin, but it had to have today's newspaper and a dime for scale to prove it was real.

chix0r

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 1:11 AM

Any tips on where to purchase the soundtrack?

God knows I need me some theme music when I'm crusin.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 3:18 AM

rancid, do you play music when you're having the sex? if so, what do you play?

mandeemoo22

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 3:40 AM

If it's "Dream Police", then Rancid and I have a lot in common.

Jaffa Cakes

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 9:43 AM

now that i think of it, "my name is mudd" by primus was playing when i lost my v card.

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 11:27 AM

^ you're so old.


[booonnnggg]

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:04 PM

shuddup, junior.

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:15 PM

no, father time.

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:21 PM

beat it!

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:21 PM

s my d!

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:22 PM

no u

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:25 PM

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lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:32 PM

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:36 PM
Edited Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:36 PM

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ps. i'm way better at painting than you.

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 7:54 PM

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:00 PM

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lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:03 PM

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:06 PM

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[my reserves are fully stocked]

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:11 PM

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:12 PM

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[should i deviate from baroque, now?]

lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:18 PM

you did that one twice. are you high? if so, share plz.

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:21 PM

no. god fucking damnit. i wish my photo bouquet had a shuffle button.

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lexieho

  

plurry

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:32 PM

you win. my art faggyness is lacking.

plurry

  

lexieho

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Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 8:34 PM

damn straight.


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lexieho

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 10:07 AM

Taboo was the first hardcore porn I ever watched. I stumbled across it in my parents closet when I was twelve or so. I never got that much out of the mother-son scenes (she was old) but watched the threesome scene with the son, his girlfriend and her friend ("Do her first, she's never come." "Never?") as much as possible.

Ah, the innocent days of youth.

Beat It!

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 1:21 PM

stick a dildo in her ass, then she'll come

anfernee

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