Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 8:47 AM Edited Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 8:48 AM
neither.
1. looks like a douche and has a very fat head/neck and eyes that are close together too low on his head? i can't figure it out. not to mention a shit load of A&F clothes.
I don't measure hotness by looks alone, so I'm assuming you are asking us which one is better looking. If you want us to measure hotness, you need to give us some sort of personality profile. Handsome guys can be douche nozzles, thus vastly reducing their hotness.
No they aren't, they just care about personality more than most guys do.
—John Lennon
At some point most normal guys look for a personality match and are willing to make a compromise. My friends in the 30+ range who aren't enjoying their newfound power and boffing all the bimbos who wouldn't give them the time of day in their early 20's are usually "settling" for someone they actually get along with or enjoy being around. The happiest people I know are in the latter category.
Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 1:14 PM Edited Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 1:15 PM
the first one obvi looks like an asshole and the second one seems nicer, but he has the douchebag hair. i hate that haircut so much with the little wing curls at the end.
If #2s mouth wasn't catching bugs all time, I might consider him slightly attractive. But I know guys like that and they tend to be dicks so probably not.
That's not what I'm saying. Even if a chick was a bitch, the female compliment of the douche nozzle, I would still break her off some. Women on the other hand are quick to dismiss just because the guy "is a dick" or "is married" or "gets physical" or "is in jail". You ladies need to stop being so smug in your search for Mr. Right and settle for Mr. Righthere, Mr. Right's slightly inbred distant cousin who talks to himself at the bus top in front of your office.
"You ladies need to stop being so smug in your search for Mr. Right and settle for Mr. Righthere, Mr. Right's slightly inbred distant cousin who talks to himself at the bus top in front of your office." —Had To Get It On
Thanks, but no thanks. I used to do that and I was miserable. I stopped doing that and I'm with someone who thrills me beyond my wildest imagination.
Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 4:33 PM Edited Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 4:34 PM
"Ecstatic > miserable"
—pookie
It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc. One-in-a-million. Touching story. My turn. This tale starts out with you setting a bad example for the young women on this board. It ends with them sitting at home alone on a Saturday night nursing a bottle of XO and wondering why they dissed that dork in grad school. The question is: will they remember who gave them fluffy delusions of contentment? Judging by your fortune, I think not. The earlier they come to terms with the fact that not only is happiness improbable, but it's unnecessary, the better off they will be while their single friends are seething with menopausal resentment.
HTGIO is right. I'm totally going to call up that guy I met at a bar last week just out of jail for domestic battery. My single girlfriends are going to be *so* jealous.
fiona and avril have personalities and are interesting people. plus, they can sing and play instruments. to boot, they would rather be misfits than cool, which is another reason i like them both. the people actin' da fool in dis video are materialistic, soulless, hacks that i would never in a million years dream of conversing with. what a bunch of talentless idiots who mutilate the language. it's hard to listen to. i just can't stand hip hop. it's not even music, it's an exhibition. sort of like racing cars isn't a sport, more an exhibition, but a lot of people are stupid and confused.
Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 1:46 PM Edited Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 1:48 PM
hip hop is good for a laugh, but much like hockey, i question the level of talent.
it took me a month to be able to rap after buying run dmc and beastie boys tapes back in the mid/late 80's. it's taken me a lifetime to be any good with the guitar or be able to sing a song on key from start to finish. i have no respect for the "art" and refer to it as an exhibition. i have an extremist view, i don't expect support for it.
another thing is that the female artists of this genre seriously objectify themselves. it isn't tongue in cheek at all. one of the funniest things i've ever seen is alanis morissette's parody of fergie. that's how i feel in a nut shell.
it's not like i just made up my mind about this 10 minutes ago, i've thought about it quite a bit and it's how i feel. i could write for allmusic.com, but i lack the degree to even bother submitting an application. also, it's not like i haven't (been forced to) listened to a lot of it in my day.
mandee, you got into it to piss off your parents, confirm/deny.
avril only pretends to be a misfit because it's cool. yeah blonde blue eyed skinny girls are soo outcast. sorry but sk8r boi and complicated do not qualify as soulful music. she's a poser!!!
journalists from well respected sources don't agree with you...
Wild child Avril Lavigne hit big in summer 2002 with her spiky-fun debut song, "Complicated," shifting pop music into a different direction. Lavigne, who was 17 at the time, didn't seem concerned with the glamour of the TRL-dominated pop world and such confidence allowed her star power to soar.
sort of like racing cars isn't a sport, hip hop is good for a laugh, but much like hockey, i question the level of talent.
These are some of the stupidest generalizations I've ever heard. Isn't it coincidental plurry that you don't happen to be a fan of any of these things? If you don't like it it doesn't take talent? Can you drive 200 MPH around a track [arguably more difficult] or a road course with 42 other drivers inches from you car, for 400 laps, even the slightest bobble on you part can send you careening into the wall and kill you on impact? That takes balls, and whether or not you like to admit it, talent. You have to know a ton of knowledge about the track, other drivers, when to let people pass, when to block, conserving fuel, calculating how much you need to save, which line to take, not too high that you scrape the wall, and not too low that you lose all your momentum. That takes talent.
I know I know, it's a hick sport that only idiots watch. People must be turning on their TV's and leaving the room then, cause
"NASCAR has grown to become the second-most popular professional sport in terms of television ratings inside the U.S., ranking behind only the National Football League."
also,
"Internationally, NASCAR races are broadcast in over 150 countries. It holds 17 of the top 20 attended sporting events in the U.S.,1 and has 75 million fans who purchase over $3 billion in annual licensed product sales. "
and no, there aren't 75 million people in Alabama.
Hip hop also takes a lot of talent too, have you listened to some of the lyrics they write? A lot of them are extremely clever and well thought out. Also, composing the background beat and making it fit with the words takes a lot of talent too. Have you heard how they can rap battle and just come up with insults that rhyme and make sense off the top of their hat? Not many people can do that. Although my favorite music is rock and country, I'm not gonna even try and say that hip hop doesn't take any talent.
And hockey, well if there's no talent, why don't they just grab average Joes off the street and throw them in the rink? It takes talent to skate alone. Holding a stick with all those pads and keeping control of the puck takes talent. It's a sport.
Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 3:36 PM Edited Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 3:44 PM
50 Cent is great, but his latest song is terrible.
Me and Yayo go back like some high top fades When I made fifty mill, Em got paid When I made sixty mill, Dre got paid When I made eighty mill, Jimmy got paid I ain't even gotta rap now life is made Said I ain't even gotta rap, I'm filthy man
[Chorus:] I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
What's he trying to say? I do it all for the money? I have a lot of money?
plur, I do agree that rock takes more talent, playing 3-5 different instruments AND singing on top and making it all sound good, that's not easy. But you have to give the hip-hoppers some credit, they're not talentless hacks.
ripping on racing kinda pisses me off, cuz it really does take a lot of talent, I could play a couple innings of a baseball game in MLB, and nothing would happen, I can stand at 2nd and catch a ball coming my way. But there's no way I could jump into a stock car and go even 150 mph on a track with nobody there. I saw a thing with Jay Leno trying to record a lap in his Porsche on California Speedway, I think it was, oval track. He spun out 3 times [and that's just what they showed on TV, he mightve messed up more] just trying to drive around it by himself! And obviously he knows a thing or two about driving. He didn't even break 160, and there were no other cars on the track. I bet if you tried to tell him racing takes no talent he'd speak up and have something to say about that.
avril doesn't agree with journalists from well respected sources..
The singer explains: "It's part of being a girl. It's like, you reach a certain age and start wearing make-up and doing your hair and wearing heels. When I look back now all I can think is, 'God, I was such a s**t'."
I like avril now, she actually washes her hair, and wears deodorant. I guess marriage changes you.
But her new song "girlfriend" is so stupid and immature. It seems like she went backwards. Her songs on her first album "let go" were much more sophisticated, and mature...but her new cd "the worst damn thing" has nothing but silly, 12 year old filler songs.
Take the lyrics from "Hot" as a case in point:
"You make me so hot Make me wanna drop It's so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me baby, baby"
WTF....is this?? I know she can do better.
and did you know she was drunk when she recorded "girlfriend"? check out the interview...scroll down
i have an extremist view, i don't expect support for it.
I'm going use this the next time I want to prime an audience for an intractable, nonsensical argument I'm about to plunge everybody into. That is, if you don't mind me sampling it.
but yes the first one is kind of a dick and full of himself. he was never fat, and those pics don't flatter him, but hes very good looking and i think he always had to live up to that, like hes always trying to be perfect.
the other guy is sweeter, and funny, and hot. sooo......
I'd like to see Chopin raise the roof at Hard Rock. I wonder if Chopin had beef with Wagner. If so, would he have tucked his ice when Wagner came through Paris?
plurry, I just read some of your posts concerning rap music. How dare you. You've never even heard any of the good stuff. It's like only after tasting Bud Light you decry beer as bad stuff. Not that you would try it but why not some early Nas or Biggie or Tupac, some Rakim or MF Doom, or maybe Clipse or Spank Rock. Actually, listen to some Spank Rock, it's like electronic rap, it's very listener friendly and it's totally not serious.
Derek says: Except Bach is suddenly cool again if you are into early keyboard music/mean tone organ. Nobody knows what mean tone is anymore though so it's pretty much pointless.
Oh and I definately have to go with Chopin. Brahms was too depressed and Schubert just wasn't cool enough. And Chopin has a goofy looking face with crazy hair. And I have baby chipmunks nesting in my roof and they are ridiculously cute.
