Hey, thanks for nothing Mandee. It took me like three minutes to find 'em and the quality was low. Anway, I found them, and I'm only marginally impressed.
Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:23 PM Edited Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:24 PM
Too artsy-fartsy. Let see some TITS!
Yeah, that's right, I read my boyfriends playboy. For the articles tho, seriously. There's some interesting stuff in there. Plus, if I wanted to see tits and ass, I would just get naked. At least my boobs are real and I have a butt.
lol! Sorry. Only one person in this world gets naked pictures of me.
Come to think of it, I wonder how many people have seen me naked...it's not that many. Mom, boyfriend, doctor, my roommate's boyfriend, sister...yeah, that's about it. Kinda disappointing really. Oh yeah and my dog but that doesn't count.
My copy of Playboy arrived last Saturday, making it 'Beat Off Saturday' in my house. Of course, every day is beatoff day, so it's kind of a moot designation, just marking when the Playboy arrives.
And as for Amanda Beard, Christ, there are TWO clues that she's fugly and mannish, NOT good whack material. First, the word 'man' appears in her goddamn name. As does 'beard'.
So despite John Lennon's otherwise solid speculation, I have not jacked it to Amanda Beard's photos. No way that's happening, not in my house. I also appreciate the shout out. A frequent jacker is always proud when word of his prowess spreads.
If you have the issue, the centerfold is spanktastic. Fake titties, but otherwise solid stroking pix.
Carl Edwards dated Amanda Beard, which is how she got famous.
And why the hell does it look like she has a farmer's tan in the second pic [of anobody's]? She's a swimmer. She's not that ugly, they just way overdid her eye make up, it's the photographer and make up people's fault.
Friday, June 15, 2007 at 6:15 PM Edited Friday, June 15, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Have to say it but Amanda Beard in those pics has that akward Sigourney Weaver face that I can't really get into. Not to say my penis wouldn't enter a vagina if the hole is open for strokin. But my mind couldn't withstand the weight of guilt I might feel that I just fucked a *post op tranny.
Just me a being picky finicky fuckwad.
Delight yourself in your manly dilligence, cuz I can't do it. My penis will, but all I see is Aliens.
Weird enough that she has a manly face, her last name is beard.
By the way - just out of curiosity - who the hell would browse a site called "The Loveline Companion" from work? Doesn't that seem like it might be a sign of slightly less than stellar judgement?
Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 5:27 AM Edited Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 5:28 AM
You're not supposed to include prepositions or articles in acronyms. It happens, but it's not right. The correct acronym would just be RD. Actually the correct acronym for TLC is just LC, but I like TLC just fine.
does anyone else hate the quality of playboy pictures? it looks like they always have a case of expensive camera, but shitty photgrapher. half the pictures turn out with weird shadows, the girl is making a stupid face, that is unnecessarily clad in make-up, and the girls are in retarted positions that don't flatter their bodies that well.
Freshman year of high school my Honors World Geography teacher told us to read some article in that month's Playboy about Ethiopia or something. He was a weird guy, he would always talk about his cat named Beethoven and he had pictures all around the room of around the world trips he chaperoned with honors students from my high school.
A little late but here's the story of my roommate's boyfriend.
There was about 5 of us and we were all drinking wine (bad idea). Three of them passed out and this guy and I were drunk off our asses and we were sitting next to each other on the couch. He start feeling me up (with his girlfriend passed out right NEXT to him) and I was too drunk to tell him to stop. Then at some point I went upstairs to my room (I don't remember how) and he followed me. And it went on from there. The funny and slightly gross thing about it was that I hadn't shaved my legs for awhile. Well I wasn't expecting to get laid! And the worst thing about it was that I was a virgin and we didn't use a condom. :( But he said I was really good. lol Imagine that. I had to go to PP and take the morning after pill and it cost me 50 bucks. I should have made him pay it. The fallout from the ordeal was the worst part. Nobody believed me that he started it and the bastard lied to his girlfriend that it was my fault. Asshole. I should have pressed charges but I was too dumb.
So nothing too out of the ordinary. Just another stupid mistake. That's why I don't drink wine anymore. At least when I'm with a bunch of people.
I feel like TT is on a lot of Zoloft or antidepressants, she's so happy-go-lucky about everything, even bad moments like that^.
My favorite Trins-Twin moment is when the 6th Harry Potter book came out and mikey came on here and posted "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" and TrinsTwin freaked out, she was like "Noooooooo!" lol, that was the funniest shit ever
You're not supposed to include prepositions or articles in acronyms. It happens, but it's not right. The correct acronym would just be RD. Actually the correct acronym for TLC is just LC, but I like TLC just fine.
LMFAO - great stuff :D
What do you mean she was serious?
does anyone else hate the quality of playboy pictures? it looks like they always have a case of expensive camera, but shitty photgrapher. half the pictures turn out with weird shadows, the girl is making a stupid face, that is unnecessarily clad in make-up, and the girls are in retarted positions that don't flatter their bodies that well.
I have honestly never noticed the photography.... though the plastic blondes do bother me on occasion.
Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 8:56 PM Edited Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 8:58 PM
So what if it's nerdy? They still made 3 epic multi-million dollar movies out of them. Plus 3 dvd box sets with a combined 35 hours of bonus footage. They wouldn't have spent all that time and effort on them if LOTR wasn't cool. *pushes glasses up on nose*
Yeah, so I was 11 when I started reading the Harry Potter books. Just cause I'm older doesn't mean I have to stop reading them. I have to finish the series! And I was in NO mind state for many years to be reading LOTR. I can actually focus now allowing me to read it. So neener.
i can't stand harry potter, all of it was ripped off, at least tolkien took from norse mythology, not another book written ten years prior. it's not of fucking "literary merit" go home.
Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 9:05 PM Edited Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 9:06 PM
I think Lexington is seriously getting mad about this Harry Potter business.
you would be to, if you had to surround yourself with people that consider harry potter an appropriate book for a highschooler. people that ask if they can read the new book and write a lvl five on it, need to read more. those books are at a sixth grade reading lvl and everyone thinks that they are original and inspirational, sure they're entertaining, but not worth mentioning if some one asks you what your favorite book is.
