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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 2:36 AM For whom would you break your opposition to marriage? For whom would you concede to the indignity of marriage? For whom would you surrender to marriage? For whom would you conciliate to marriage? Who is that one person that you'd be prepared to do the ceremony with, and endure the humiliation of everyone thinking you're retarded enough to partake in such an untrustworthy pantomime? ============================================================================================== Jenna Haze is the only person I'd ever consider marrying. Caveats: 1. The marriage must be public.
2. She must tell me her true name.
3. We must get married with her using the name Jenna Haze.
4. She must wear a totally white dress.
5. Father Leo must officiate, if he still lives, since he had 9 chances to sexually abuse me and never did once. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 6:22 AM I don't harbor any opposition to marriage, so I guess I can't play. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 8:17 AM 2. She must tell me her true name. Jennifer Corrales —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 1:12 PM When I glanced at TLC, I thought this thread said "mogwai", and I thought it would be about Gremlins, or at least about Howie Mandel. Fuck. —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 2:18 AM It didn't make you think of Scotland?
No, it's just The Princess Bride. Scotty, she. Not you son. Plurry you are hotsexual. —MajandraFan |
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