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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 5:18 AM OK so here is a real (ish) question whilst in Vegas my wife mentioned that there does seem to be almost different physical types of humans and we wondered if there are actually sub species like with fish and monkeys etc?
For instance we saw quite a lot of what I guess to be Hawaian or maybe like something from New Zealand Physically these people where massive and usually they were heavily tattooed (thats just because it may help you pinpoint the race) - They would be not just tall but hugh all over - unlike me short with a fat tummy these guys where massive everywhere arms, legs, body, neck. all proportionally correct but just twice the size of 'normal' people. Oh also what is it with nature that some people get all the weight gain on thier hips and ass - You see almost 'normal' looking people then you realsie they are smuggling saddlebags under thier sweats. Why do Americans men of a certain age think that long white socks - shorts with a belt and a shirt tucked in is a good look. Why do English people think that wearing a football shirt to every country they visit is a must and do thet realise how fucking stupid they look.
Why do english people on holiday wear black or grey socks puller up when wearing shorts. Do women who walk around with a full on camel toe know they are doing it. —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:10 AM For instance we saw quite a lot of what I guess to be Hawaian or maybe like something from New Zealand Physically these people where massive and usually they were heavily tattooed (thats just because it may help you pinpoint the race) - They would be not just tall but hugh all over - unlike me short with a fat tummy these guys where massive everywhere arms, legs, body, neck. all proportionally correct but just twice the size of 'normal' people. Sounds like Saomoans (or maybe some other Pacific Islanders). Oh also what is it with nature that some people get all the weight gain on thier hips and ass - You see almost 'normal' looking people then you realsie they are smuggling saddlebags under thier sweats. That freaks me out too. Especially since all my weight goes to my ass (even though, for the moment at least, I have a flat stomach). Why do Americans men of a certain age think that long white socks - shorts with a belt and a shirt tucked in is a good look. In my father's generation, that was "normal". For some reason, certain people don't like to adapt (for example, I'm still stuck with the Hammer pants and clown clothes from the early '90s hip-hop style, and will probably be for life; I look forward to the day when I'm an 80 year old man walking down the strip in brightly colored rainbow parachute pants). Why do English people think that wearing a football shirt to every country they visit is a must and do thet realise how fucking stupid they look. Shouldn't you know the answer to that one? Really doesn't seem like such a bad look to me, though. Why do english people on holiday wear black or grey socks puller up when wearing shorts. No idea. Do women who walk around with a full on camel toe know they are doing it. As a general rule, I'd say yes.
Now here's one from me to you - why do English people want to stroke my dog? What kind of sick perverts live on the other side of the pond? —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:29 AM uumm ano I dont know how to put this - in the UK stroking your dog would mean he wanted to give you a handy - If it was a women she would like you to jiz on her tits. Saomoans was actually my first thought but between vegas and here I could not remember what the hell they were - so the question remains are they a sub species? (I am in no way sugesting lesser beings maybe thay have evolved physically ahead of us). The English in football shirts is only good because it helps me avoid them as they are always a-holes! I thought the ladies would know they had the camel toe - are they getting off on the chaffage? Do you have Dogging in the US&A (borat). ano get yourself children they will tell you what you can and cannot wear. Do you prefer it when I start each bit on a new line? —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:47 AM uumm ano I dont know how to put this - in the UK stroking your dog would mean he wanted to give you a handy - If it was a women she would like you to jiz on her tits. Ah - well that makes sense, I guess. The first time it happened to me, it was a slight, middle-aged guy with glasses, his wife and two 6-7 year old daughters. I'll just extrapolate for the situation. Saomoans was actually my first thought but between vegas and here I could not remember what the hell they were - so the question remains are they a sub species? (I am in no way sugesting lesser beings maybe thay have evolved physically ahead of us). Taxonomy is tricky (and very arbitrary). If you really stretched the definition of subspecies, then you might be able call them a subspecies based on morphology. Even then, it's a big stretch because even the most isolated people have been interbreeding with a lot of regularity throughout the past (despite the difficulty of getting from one island to another, there's an incredible amount of gene flow around the Pacific). Also (and this is anecdotal, so take it as 100% representative), I had a friend in Hawaii who was half Saomoan and half Italian and she was small (like Stefanie small... OK - maybe not *quite* that small, but still, less than 5 feet tall and I could pick her up with one arm). The English in football shirts is only good because it helps me avoid them as they are always a-holes! I'm picturing Vinnie Jones in EuroTrip. I thought the ladies would know they had the camel toe - are they getting off on the chaffage? My guess is that it's got more to do with getting off on teasing guys (but I really have no idea if the chaffage is doing anything for them or not). Do you have Dogging in the US&A (borat). As a matter of fact, we do (though it's illegal some places). ano get yourself children they will tell you what you can and cannot wear. At this point, I can't even afford to get Zona puppies. Maybe eventually after I get established (and if I get remarried). Do you prefer it when I start each bit on a new line? I think the ideal is a new break every time you change directions (wherever you'd put a pause in conversation that is longer than just a period... and isn't just there for dramatic effect). —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 11:54 AM drake why would the royal family need to adapt? They get given shit loads of money to be the biggest monkeys in the biggest gilded cages in history and if they want to go somewhere the cage goes with them - what should adapt is the dumb English race - we pay for the fucking freaks —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:21 PM Exactly what I meant, how about throwing out the Royal Family? Ace I want you to go to Speakers' Corner in London and start shouting "Prince Charles is a fag and I want to lick the Queen's snatch!" —John Lennon |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:47 PM Well don't tell me you don't want to go exploring the Queen's Petrified Forest! —John Lennon |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:43 PM AceRockollaisAce, the answer is no. Study the concept of classification of organisms more closely and pay attention to the differences between species, genus, kingdom, etc. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:46 PM O RLY? In zoology, as in other branches of biology, subspecies is the rank immediately subordinate to a species. It is equivalent to "race" in the biological sense. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:48 PM
Edited Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:48 PM AceRockollaisAce, the answer is no. Study the concept of classification of organisms more closely and pay attention to the differences between species, genus, kingdom, etc. —MajandraFan ... AND THAT KID ROCK SONG IS ALSO USEFUL FOR CLASSIFICATION. IT'S FOR THE QUESTIONS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS,
THE MIDNIGHT PRANCERS AND THE TOPLESS DANCERS
THE LAVENDER GREEKS
CARS PACKED WITH SPEAKERS
THE G'S WITH THE 40'S
AND THE CHICKS WITH BEEPERS.
ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND MORE ARE "BAWITDABA A DANG GA DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY AND UPCHUNK THE BOOGIE." FURTHER READING ON THE TOPIC CAN BE FOUND IN GEROGDS LAKSOFFS BOOK "WOMEN, FIRE, AND DANGEROUS THINGS." —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 8:34 PM scotty you need to listen to Lily Allen
gah kid rock is a 'bomination —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 8:48 PM I'm embarrassed to say, but "Smile" was the first iTunes Plus song that I bought (and, being me, I bought it about the second iTunes Plus came online). —anobody |
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