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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 4:56 PM So first one is when I see a guy buying large condoms like magnum XL or whatever, I always think he's over compensating, though I'm at least some of them have big dongs. Also, when you buy batting gloves, they have this hand size chart with a few different outlines of hands for the various sizes of gloves. I think they should implement this with condoms. —hash-is-gay |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:08 PM I concur. I'm all in favor of guys whipping it out and chubbing it up in the middle of the pharmacy aisle to test their condom size. I'm so serious. —jezebel |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:13 PM if you ain't a brother, you've no right buying XL rubbers. —plurry |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:18 PM I'm in favor of outlawing condoms that come in different colors. How creepy is a green penis? —jezebel |
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plurry |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:24 PM how do you feel about glow in the dark? —plurry |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:26 PM No. No colors on condoms, not ever. Even Rasta. Even patriotic, even glow-in-the-dark, even Christmas, even fucking polka dots. Not ever. Also, no smelly or tasty condoms. Nobody wants fake-strawberry-flavored sex. —jezebel |
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hash-is-gay |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 5:30 PM I want a condom that's colored like my penis, only bigger. —hash-is-gay |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:37 PM Do they make sizes any bigger than Magnum XL? —pookie |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:40 PM Durex XXL is a bit longer (but also a little narrower). —anobody |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:42 PM They don't need to be big anyway! The Magnum XL's are just to inflate people's egos, a regular size condom stretches so much it will fit on any person's ----. PS. I made a new SN a few days ago, but the posts aren't showing up, how long does it take? —Stryker311 |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:42 PM Thanks, anobaby, but I was wondering about sumfin a little more girthy. —pookie |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:43 PM pookie's the man. You know, for a girl. —jezebel |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:48 PM PS. I made a new SN a few days ago, but the posts aren't showing up, how long does it take? It doesn't seem like there's a consistent answer. Thanks, anobaby, but I was wondering about sumfin a little more girthy. Perhaps Reality condoms? —anobody |
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pookie |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:51 PM I'm really not joking, but I don't wish to offend. —pookie |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 6:53 PM Come on - give the guy a break. Shouldn't you guys be using the pill or the patch or something? Or if you just don't want kids, a vasectomy or tubal ligation? ... of course, in my opinion, you're committing a terrible atrocity against future generations of nerds by not reproducing. —anobody |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:05 PM There are times when one must use an alternative to the pill, such as during the temporary usage of antibiotics which render the pill useless. —pookie |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:13 PM
Edited Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:18 PM Ahhhh.... I forgot about that. I wouldn't normally recommend this to anyone, but in your case, why not just roll the dice? Alternatively, you could try the patch or the NuvaRing (I think both of those are actually OK with most commonly prescribed antibiotics). —anobody |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:44 PM Whatever, everyone knows anal sex or going gay is the ultimate form of birth control. —John Lennon |
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:50 PM 
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Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM
Edited Friday, June 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM What's that lump on her right buttock? Edit: Oh, nevermind. —pookie |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 5:41 AM I was waiting to find out what anal sex says. —chix0r |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 6:11 AM My ex wanted me to use a black condom. That was the first sign that she was a whore —miyagi-sama |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 12:01 PM Also, when you buy batting gloves, they have this hand size chart with a few different outlines of hands for the various sizes of gloves. I think they should implement this with condoms. —hash-is-gay I made the team freshman year, but decided to play tennis instead. —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 12:11 PM It's always funny to me how the black man never complains about the big penis stereotype
either complain about all stereotypes or fuck off back to your ghetto and your white drug hoe and crack pipe —AceRockollaisAce |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 2:06 PM I want to get a red condom that says TNT on the side. —Villalovos |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 3:31 PM
Edited Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 3:31 PM It's always funny to me how the black man never complains about the big penis stereotype This doesn't make any sense, why would you complain about a positive stereotype? Since most (all?) stereotypes are at least based in fact, there's really no reason to whine about the ones that are positive. No black guy is going to lose sleep over people assuming he has a large penis, while he might lose sleep over people assuming he's a rapist. It's human nature. I don't see the problem here. I'm obviously going to bite anyone's head off who claims girls are bad with computers, but if anyone gives me credit for having "a woman's intuition" I'll just smile mysteriously and fade off into the night. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 3:47 PM This doesn't make any sense, why would you complain about a positive stereotype? If you're a black man with an average sized penis, you might complain that people are disappointed when they see that you're not hung like Ron Jeremy. Irony? Since most (all?) stereotypes are at least based in fact True - but only to some degree (that fact could be that one black man raped and killed a woman and then get generalized to all black men; it could also be that the black men that get into porn are specifically selected to be the biggest and that the more reasonably proportioned get excluded; it's all about bias and sampling). there's really no reason to whine about the ones that are positive. You realize that you're making Lefty cry, don't you? —anobody |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:16 PM that fact could be that one black man raped and killed a woman and then get generalized to all black men Or that a lot more than one black man raped and killed a lot more than one woman. Nobody said anything about prön. The average penis size for black men is larger than for white men. That doesn't mean all black men have huge dicks, it just means they have a better chance of having a slightly bigger dick. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:18 PM That doesn't mean all black men have huge dicks, Yes it does. —jezebel |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:20 PM Nobody said anything about prön. Where else do you think people are seeing lots and lots of penii? The average penis size for black men is larger than for white men. There is actually evidence that the opposite may be true. I'd put good money on Stryker311 vs GIO. That doesn't mean all black men have huge dicks, it just means they have a better chance of having a slightly bigger dick. If it were true. “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” —anobody |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:23 PM The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7") compared to 87.7mm (3.4") for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Nobody said anything about erect penises, either. “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” Have I told you lately you're a blowhard? —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:27 PM Nobody said anything about erect penises, either. Then why did you bring it up? Anyway, it doesn't make a bit of difference, because the very line you quoted implied that they studied both erect and flaccid dimensions. Care to try again? Have I told you lately you're a blowhard? Why, thank you :D —anobody |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:38 PM Then why did you bring it up? Because when I said the average penis size was bigger, I didn't say erect penis size. You just assumed I meant that. I didn't. Anyway, it doesn't make a bit of difference, because the very line you quoted implied that they studied both erect and flaccid dimensions. 
Look, a bunny! :D :D :D Seriously, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You're like a sore tooth I can't stop playing with in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, it will fall out and stop bothering me. Someday. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:41 PM Because when I said the average penis size was bigger, I didn't say erect penis size. You just assumed I meant that. I didn't. Gimme a break. Seriously, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You're like a sore tooth I can't stop playing with in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, it will fall out and stop bothering me. One can only hope (though, more likely, you'll just get a systemic infection and die instead). —anobody |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 4:50 PM I was actually reading that exact study when I made my post, but hey. So your argument is that 3.7" is so much longer than 3.4" that "The average penis size for black men is larger than for white men". Don't worry - I believe you. It's funny though - erect or flaccid, we're talking about a difference of 0.3-0.4", which is almost within the error-bars of the study. Clearly, I was talking out of my ass and just trying to twist the facts against you. [/sarcasm] —anobody |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 7:44 PM Wait, so what is the lump on her butt, seriously? —jezebel |
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Saturday, June 2, 2007 at 8:39 PM FUCKING DRAKE, I FUCKING HATE YOU. Also, the Easter bunny has always creeped me out. Now I know why, obviously it has a darker side. A butt-rape side. —jezebel |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 4:50 AM I always think it's real funny when you see a black guy in a porno who is hung like a mouse - (usually the real people in amatuer films so what ano says about porno spades being hand picked for penis size may be true) - You kinda see the exicted look in the white hoes eyes as the big black man drops his pants and out comes a willy ( a willy is like a penis but smaller!) the black guy must feel inadequete because all the films he see's his brothers (that always makes me laugh - no more a brother to them than to me) are hung like horses and he is a pathetic small penis carrying black man.
The last study I read penis size was the same average white or black - but there was a bigger range on the brother than on the cracker whitey.
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 10:11 AM I'll bet Prince's dick is really small. Because he's a short guy. —John Lennon |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 11:59 AM drake I am only 5'6" believe me height has nothing to do with it - I have seen many many men much taller than me who would not measure up!
Same with the big feet bullshit! —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:02 PM Same with the big feet bullshit! Case in point - I have clown feet. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:14 PM I don't think it's a lump. I think she just has a weird-shaped butt. —chix0r |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:32 PM Not the slight protrusion on her left leg; the saggy weird part on her right buttock. —chix0r |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:40 PM it's her lovely lady lump. —plurry |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:30 PM
Edited Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:30 PM I wouldn't normally recommend this to anyone, but in your case, why not just roll the dice? they obviously made a conscious decision not to have kids. They probably love each other too much to share. I think it's sweet. —bguirk |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:43 PM Why is it that they won't have kids, but all these people I don't want to have kids have dozens of 'em? —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:50 PM I NEVER EXPECTED HASH TO BE A BALL PLAYER. I WAS, VARIOUSLY, A PITCHER AND A CATCHER. —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 8:15 PM
I could write ten thousand words on the symbolism of the microphones in that picture.
But I won't because no-one cares, least of all me. Well, probably not least me but considering I'd have to actually do the writing, I'm up there with the best of the non-carers.
Summarizzsse instead.
Microphone = industry, the modern world, colonial exploitation and the sacrifices of intimacy and human contact that we make in order to safeguard a good food supply and access to warm sheltered sleeping grounds.
If you're a black man with an average sized penis, you might complain that people are disappointed when they see that you're not hung like Ron Jeremy. Irony?
—anobody I would be more disappointed if the black dude whipped it out and he had a slightly over-average sized white penis.
Wait, did I say disappointed i meant weirded out and amused. Couldn't you have name dropped a porn star who was either black or well hung?
that photo is awesomely zen plurry
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:33 PM I think that stripper is mid 'booty shake', so her ass is misshapen for that reason. She appears to be in the correct position for it, I guess. —Colin |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:48 PM So what Colin is saying is that if you compute the eigenmodes for her ass, then either a pure mode, or some superposition of modes will lead to a freaky ass bulge. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 10:32 PM I was thinking the same thing about Bryan. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 10:32 PM colin is so smart. i didn't think of that.
which one is teresa?
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 10:35 PM Short black skirt with the mic on the right. —anobody |
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