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TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:05 PM

blargh im ded

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:11 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:45 PM

thanks TF--you just made my day.

edit: Falwell is about to get biblical on my ass for that comment:

* AT 615 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING UP TO ONE INCH DIAMETER HAIL...AND DAMAGING WINDS UP TO 70 MPH. THESE STORMS WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM 29 MILES WEST OF PLAINFIELD TO 6 MILES SOUTHWEST OF LYNDON TOWNSHIP TO PLEASANT LAKE...OR ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM EATON RAPIDS TO 13 MILES NORTHEAST OF JACKSON TO 10 MILES WEST OF ANN ARBOR...AND MOVING NORTHEAST AT 55 MPH.*

I'm still standing you dead bigot fuck!

bguirk

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:38 PM

that almost makes up for the fact that the guy who took my v card just died too. but not really.

mandeemoo22

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:40 PM

that almost makes up for the fact that the guy who took my v card just died too.

Seriously? You OK?

bguirk

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 2:46 PM

yeah. its just shocking more than anything.

mandeemoo22

  

jezebel

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 3:04 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 3:08 PM



R.I.P. Jerry, you'll be missed.

Edit: Notable Jerry quotes:

I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.

And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 3:35 PM

mandee, how did he die? this is far more important than the death of jerry falwell.

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:12 PM

i'm thinking suicide, but i don't actually know. i really want to know though, but its one of those things that is always weird to ask.

mandeemoo22

  

miyagi-sama

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:14 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Probably coccaine overdose or a hooker fucked his brains out and he had a stroke

miyagi-sama

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:19 PM

I don't think "oh my God, what happened?" is too weird to ask when someone under the age of 70 dies.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:36 PM

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

I always loved that one--especially because AIDS is now almost as treatable as diabetes. Pretty soon we'll have t-cell monitors. How does Falwell's corpse explain that (god I love the phrase Falwell's corpse)? Is god not punishing us for that anymore even though we as a society still tolerate homos? I guess since AIDS is treatable now it's OK to lez out and fag off. Let's have a big gay orgy party everyone!

bguirk

  

John Lennon

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 4:50 PM

where is he going to be buried?

John Lennon

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 5:28 PM

finally!

I don't like to hate on fellow Christians, but this guy is an IDIOT. Seriously, it's retards like him and those popular religious pundits [did I use that right?] that cause other people to label Christians as "religious retards" or "religious nuts". Yeah, Ironically, these guys probably turn away a LOT more people from the church than people that are swayed and believe in God through them. Most christians are nice people, the greatest people you'll ever meet, if they don't constantly shove Bible stuff in your face all the time. It's that damn 4 or 5 percent giving religion itself a bad name.

Stryker311

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 6:31 PM

so it was suicide. he jumped off a levee in new orleans.

mandeemoo22

  

jezebel

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 6:40 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 6:46 PM

Here's a puppy with blue eyes for you, mandee. I think he's even eating popcorn.


[Edit: I'm emotionally stunted. So, I'm going to need you to take this as me expressing, you know, sympathy.]



jezebel

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 7:19 PM

it was his time, mandee. god needed him in heaven. everything happens for a reason.

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 8:44 PM

his family set up a little message board for people to write stuff about bernard and i just wrote the gayest thing and i'm so annoyed with myself that i can't delete it. i said "i'm shocked and saddened to hear about bernard's untimely passing". that's so unoriginal and cliche. ugh.

mandeemoo22

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 9:31 PM

i once did an internet search looking up an old friend and found she had posted on a fellow student's site like that (he had died too). she talked about having sex w/ him. sometimes it's good to be unoriginal. the friend is someone with a public career btw and if you look hard enough it's still there 11 years later.

bguirk

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 9:45 PM

you should have wrote..

"dude took my V card to the grave."

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 9:47 PM

I'm sorry, Mandee.

_________________________________________________________


Dusty hears, for the first time of Jerry Falwell's passing:


Dusty's mom: "Did you hear Jerry Falwell died?"
[no pause at all]
Dusty: "Good."

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 9:57 PM

"dude took my V card to the grave." —plurry

OMG. TURTLE LULZ.

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:08 PM

i guess it hasn't really hit me yet, but at this point, i'm more upset about gilmore girls ending. but then again, i have no real emotions when i'm supposed to. you never know, i may fall over crying tomorrow. but i mean, i've known rory and lorelai for 7 years!

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:09 PM

maybe she can go to the funeral and, for old times sake, put his bone back in her hairy grave.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:20 PM

Plurry, please tell me you're not turning into drake.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:22 PM

Mandee, when did it happen?

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:26 PM

he died on saturday, but i got an email about it today. gilmore girls ended tonight.

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:56 PM

Plurry, please tell me you're not turning into drake.

where is greymatters when i need.. them.

plurry

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:01 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:02 PM

gilmore girls ended tonight

Never saw a second of the show, but I always did like that "Fuck Me Santa!" chick.

anobody

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:03 PM

Didn't Falwell get into it with Larry Flint?
Either way Falwell seemed like a phenomenonal prick to me.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 2:18 AM

R.I.P. Jerry, you'll be missed.

meh. not really.

catloaf

  

anobody

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 8:14 AM

Blasphemer!!!!!

anobody

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:06 PM

Why would he think that one of the teletubbies is gay?


adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:10 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:13 PM

One of the Teletubbies, Tinky Winky, was the focus of a still hinted-at controversy in 1999 due to his carrying a bag that looks much like a woman's handbag.

A February 1999 article in the National Liberty Journal, published by evangelical pastor Jerry Falwell, warned parents that Tinky could be a hidden homosexual symbol, saying "he is purple—the gay pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle—the gay pride symbol."


How many gay men do you see carrying at handbag? Purple is the color for royalty, and triangles represent many other things...not just gay pride..


is the red one a vagina and the green one a penis?

adams_babymomma

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:15 PM

Why would he think that one of the teletubbies is gay?


He was projecting.

catloaf

  

plurry

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:21 PM

i'm sure he touched the lives of many young boys.

plurry

  

John Lennon

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:53 PM

I still want to know where his grave will be.

John Lennon

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:58 PM

i'm sure he touched the lives of many young boys.

—plurry

you were just setting me up, weren't you?

catloaf

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 4:02 PM

all remaining questions

lexieho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 9:13 PM

I think a better question would be why he didn't think ALL of the Teletubbies were gay.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 10:03 PM

you were just setting me up, weren't you? —catloaf

honestly, i thought it would be dusty or bguirk.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:09 AM

I teared up when Lorelai was looking over Rory while she was sleeping, but then they showed Luke making that makeshift tent so they could have Rory's goodbye party. OMG. OMG. OMG.

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:11 AM

i know! i love luke. ugh i love him so much. everyone was all no lorelai and christopher but i was like mm mm luke and lorelai 4 eva!

mandeemoo22

  

Stryker311

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Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:29 AM

I think a better question would be why he didn't think ALL of the Teletubbies were gay.

lol, Dusty always knows what to say to make it funny

I've watched waaaaay too much Gilmore Girls in my life....the things a man will do for some lovin. Whats ur excuse grey, hmm????????????????

Stryker311

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