plurry prefers girls who are equal to or smaller that him. plurry is about 5'7/135 with shoes on and soaking wet. plurry would like jezebel to stick it up her 234 pound ass.
Monday, May 14, 2007 at 9:36 PM Edited Monday, May 14, 2007 at 9:39 PM
plurry doesn't want to be my friend. no sir.
isn't this thread about what attracts one to girls? am i to be picked on for my preference or who would look normal (as a partner) standing next to me?
if not, i watched this 10 times in the last 5 minutes just to punish myself.
Monday, May 14, 2007 at 9:41 PM Edited Monday, May 14, 2007 at 9:43 PM
mandee, so your stabs at me from time to time are all about your own insecurities? that's rich because you've got tons of shit going for you that i am incredibly jealous of.
you're such a dork, mandee. i do like you. tons actually. i'd totally hang out and get crunk with you and your friends on the weekends if i lived nearby. furthermore, you get about as much attention from me as anyone on this site. my days of lengthy hub chats and email with current forum members have been few and far between since last summer. and lastly, i'm not really hot, i just play hot on the internet.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 3:10 AM Edited Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 3:51 AM
This, of course, does not apply to ALL girls, but:
I like girls because they're soft and squishy and clean and they smell good. And when they make a mess they clean it up. And when they borrow stuff they return it. And they share. And when they say they're gonna do something, they do it. And they're on time, considerate, helpful and are great listeners and advice-givers. I like girls because they're honest and don't mind if you cry. If it weren't for the sex part of it, I would be such a big fat lezbo.
edit: oh yeah, AND because they remember you on your special days.
And when they make a mess they clean it up. And when they borrow stuff they return it. And they share. And when they say they're gonna do something, they do it. And they're on time, considerate, helpful and are great listeners and advice-givers. I like girls because they're honest and don't mind if you cry.
where are these girls you speak of???
If it weren't for the sex part of it, I would be such a big fat lezbo.
I'm not sure why I like girls. Honestly, I'd like to take a break from girls. I just want to see what it's like without the distraction.
What do women have to stare at men?
Their account balance? Women don't need to stare, they can size a guy up quickly and discreetly. Like poker players, men have tells. Little traits that when inspected with the right eye, reveal a world of information. Women, well, smart women, use these signals to determine the feasibility of a mate. She's likely already deemed you unfit even before you thought you made your critical, bumbling mistake. Men don't have anything near this sophisticated, they're too dumb. The question you might ask now is: why don't women choose better guys and have better relationships? There are two answers and they're both simple. Some girls don't want to. But more commonly, the answer points to one of my previously state assertions: men are dumb. There simply aren't many good options. So girls wind up picking one and dealing with it.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 5:17 PM Edited Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 5:21 PM
^ I agree about the quick assessment thing. I developed that at a very early age. I'm still friends with almost all the people I've known since I was 11 and I have seen how all the guys turned out. I must say that my screening methods were spot on every time.
Edit: Except once I had a crush on a guy who turned out to be gay. He later said that he was sexually confused at the time that I was crushing on him and he was trying very hard to live as a straight man. He was very burly and masculine and sounded very much like that guy that called into teh Lovelines (the guy that Adam grilled about how long it takes to grow corn). He now lives in San Francisco. 'Nuff said.
I don't know, my wife thought I was a player so her eye isn't so accurate with me. Well maybe not, I was a player at that time but I haven't cheated on my wife.
Come to think of it, she does seem to know which of my buddies are creeps. You know the types, "well joey.... umm well joey's joey."
That reminds me of something I saw on TV, over five years ago, that had me lol-ing for like a week:
There was a show on the dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-WB called Do Over, in which a 30-something went back to the early 80s and had to relive his teens, with the experience of an adult. Well, anyway...
It was Halloween, and his hot mom (played by the lovely Gigi Rice) came downstairs dressed as Madonna (back when she was hot), and the slightly enraged dad said "What're YOU giving out for Halloween, ERECTIONS?"
