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NASA to go back to the Moon?

  

ACe90

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:09 PM

So NASA wants to get their asses back to the moon by the year 2018. This my conception of what it will look like:

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ACe90

  

plurry

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:39 PM

what do you mean "back" to the moon? i don't think we've been to the moon. they probably faked it. ever see a car from the late 60's? how about a computer?
noting that, i'm to believe that we had the technology to build a ship that could get to the moon and back?

why bother anyway? wnat's going to the moon going to get us?
probably more dead astronauts.

plurry

  

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:47 PM

END ZETA TALK

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

  

pookie

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:58 PM

My father-in-law worked on the Apollo program. From what he tells me, I'm pretty sure it's real. Even though technology has improved, the laws of physics have not changed. f still equals ma.

pookie

  

plurry

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 9:06 PM

i'm not into conspiracy theories and haven't looked deep into the moon landing, but it just sounds wrong. too soon, maybe.

plurry

  

Jesus McSweetheart

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 10:01 PM

"END ZETA TALK"

You know about Nancy?!

Jesus McSweetheart

  

bguirk

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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 10:34 PM

your characterization of the 60's is a tad off. In addition to everything you mentioned we also had 4 working ICBM systems which is more than enough technology to get you to the moon.

bguirk

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:44 AM

Christ, I miss the Cold War.

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

Stryker311

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 1:41 AM

You'd have to be super gullible or just plain dumb to believe in that conspiracy, lol

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 9:36 AM

f still equals ma.

Damn Pookie's so sexy!

anobody

  

bguirk

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 9:42 AM

Christ, I miss the Cold War.

—Mikeyfish-In-TF

Really? Miss the constant possibility of world annihilation? I guess all the marketing of "the war on terror" worked.

bguirk

  

ACe90

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:11 PM

all i'm saying is that space would be more exciting if our astronauts drove around in deloreans and wore storm trooper suits.

ACe90

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:16 PM

Well, I can't argue with that.

Dark Laith

  

lexieho

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:17 PM

giant space worms too!

lexieho

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:20 PM

i'm not into conspiracy theories and haven't looked deep into the moon landing, but it just sounds wrong.

I always knew that Plurry was actually Joe Rogan.

anobody

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:34 PM

just out of curiosity, can someone point to me some footage of the ship landing on the moon and taking off from the moon?

if not, can anyone point to me some footage of them accomplishing this feat on earth?
i would imagine that they did a lot of testing first, so there must be footage of NASA launching a rocket in florida, having it land in, say.. the desert in arizona, then have it come back to florida.

these things must exist since they are true. i would love to see some of this stuff so i can join the legions of the convinced.

plurry

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:52 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:53 PM

Rather than rehashing all of this, why don't I just send you to Phill Plait's page on the subject.

... for those too lazy to follow a link...

just out of curiosity, can someone point to me some footage of the ship landing on the moon and taking off from the moon?

The only landing footage I'm aware of is from the vantage point of the descending craft; not very exciting, but it looks something like this -

if not, can anyone point to me some footage of them accomplishing this feat on earth?

Here's some footage of the lunar lander testing platform flying on earth.

More recently, there was a vertical takeoff and landing rocket called the Delta Clipper

That's real footage - believe it or not.

The test craft was made at something like 1/4 scale so it couldn't carry enough fuel to get to orbit, but it worked well as a technology demonstrator.

In order to launch any rocket, you have to solve the inverted pendulum control problem.

Once you can do that, it's not very hard to manage controlled hovering and landing with rockets.

i would imagine that they did a lot of testing first, so there must be footage of NASA launching a rocket in florida, having it land in, say.. the desert in arizona, then have it come back to florida.

There's no real need to put together a complete package and test it on earth (and doing so would be prohibitively expensive because earth's gravity is so much stronger than the moon's).

All you need are validated heavy lift vehicles (lots of rockets had been launched before the Saturn Vs and the Saturn Vs themselves were well tested before people went to the moon).

You also need a working lunar lander (see above), a return launch vehicle (just a small rocket to escape the moon's gravity), and a way to get from earth orbit to the moon (a rocket you can fire in space and enough fuel to get you there; other than scale and expense, that's not a big deal).

these things must exist since they are true. i would love to see some of this stuff so i can join the legions of the convinced.

Welcome, my son.

anobody

  

chix0r

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 3:09 PM

>>More recently, there was a vertical takeoff and landing rocket called the Delta Clipper.

He knows they can do it now. He wants footage from the 60s.

chix0r

  

bguirk

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 3:13 PM

Why do we coddle conspiracy theorists/religious nuts? Why can't we just send them to an island where they won't spread their ignorance.

bguirk

  

lexieho

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 3:45 PM

what are those new military planes called. the ones that can take off vertically and have the rotational helicopter blades. for some reason, the closest i can get to the na,me is, the ocelot, but that's not right.

lexieho

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:13 PM

this is the only conspiracy that i can get into and it's just enough to bring it up for fun. like i said, i've done no research because i lack passion on the subject.

i'd say i'm more convinced after seeing some things in this thread, but simply stated: i wasn't born yet/wasn't there, i haven't looked into it much, the video footage from the lunar landing is only quasi convincing (seems like since we had the technology to get to the moon, we'd have some unquestionable accompanying video footage) and that it just doesn't sound like something that could have been accomplished during that time period considering how primitive everything from that era seems today.

plurry

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:35 PM

I had a crazy teacher once who used to say the moon landing was staged. plurry, he was crazy. Don't be crazy.

jezebel

  

Stryker311

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:42 PM

seconded

Stryker311

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:16 PM

oh for fucks sake, i have a small amount of doubt about something, don't throw me in the bin with the people who think there is a spaceship at area 51 or our government killed kennedy.

plurry, he was crazy. Don't be crazy.

well, at least i don't believe in astrology and tarot cards.

plurry

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:20 PM

Thirded.

He knows they can do it now. He wants footage from the 60s.

Um.... that's up there too.

Why do we coddle conspiracy theorists/religious nuts? Why can't we just send them to an island where they won't spread their ignorance.

Well... for starters, it's probably not a great idea to give the impression that nutty stuff isn't nutty.

The best solution for bad speech is more speech.

what are those new military planes called. the ones that can take off vertically and have the rotational helicopter blades. for some reason, the closest i can get to the na,me is, the ocelot, but that's not right.

Osprey

i'd say i'm more convinced after seeing some things in this thread, but simply stated: i wasn't born yet/wasn't there, i haven't looked into it much, the video footage from the lunar landing is only quasi convincing (seems like since we had the technology to get to the moon, we'd have some unquestionable accompanying video footage) and that it just doesn't sound like something that could have been accomplished during that time period considering how primitive everything from that era seems today.

Things back then weren't all that primitive (or we're not all that advanced, depending on how you look at it).

For example - they had computers back then. They were slow and bulky, but then ours will look pretty slow and bulky in 40 years too.

anobody

  

lexieho

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:21 PM

ocelot V. osprey..............GO!!

lexieho

  

chix0r

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:24 PM

>>Um.... that's up there too.

I meant he only wants footage from the 60s.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:24 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:25 PM

Rolls eyes.

Whoever wins, we lose.

anobody

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:33 PM

at least i don't believe in astrology and tarot cards.

Deal. Breaker.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:44 PM

ok, now who is the nutty one?

plurry

  

ACe90

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 7:15 PM

Stryker

ACe90

  

acm323

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:00 PM

I don't want any of my tax money going to the moon. Fuck the moon.

acm323

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:23 PM

For some reason when I read that, I started cracking up. Like, hysterically. You win, I like you.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:47 PM

anobody, what would happen if there was no moon?

plurry

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:48 PM

No surfing! No tidepools!

jezebel

  

oh-for

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:53 PM

^good point. And aren't women's cycles governed by the moon? What would a world without women on their period be like?... Nuke the motherfucker!

oh-for

  

bguirk

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 8:55 PM

Patrick Stewart did a whole thing on this once. Can't remember what he said. it didn't sound good.

edit: good point oh-for. I like it on Deadwood when the doctor asks the whores what's going on with their "moons."


bguirk

  

catloaf

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:51 AM

And aren't women's cycles governed by the moon?

negative

catloaf

  

ACe90

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 10:13 AM

Yeah they are. we learned about it in anatomy last year.

ACe90

  

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:10 AM


ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

  

lexieho

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:23 AM

And aren't women's* cycles governed by the moon?

*lycans

lexieho

  

lexieho

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:24 AM

lycans

lexieho

  

anobody

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:11 PM

anobody, what would happen if there was no moon?

We almost certainly wouldn't be here if there was no moon.

The current understanding of the moon's formation is called the "giant impact hypothesis".

Around 4.5 billion years ago (and only ~30-40 million years after the solar system formed), a Mars-sized planetoid called Theia is thought to have crashed into the Earth.

The energy from the impact was so great that it liquified much of the surface of Earth and ejected a considerable amount of debris into space.

That impact significantly altered Earth's atmosphere and spin, setting the stage for life.

Having the right rotation is important because it modulates temperature (think of the Earth like a chicken on a rotisserie - if it was spinning too slow, one side would get scorched and the other would freeze).

Actually - it'd probably be worse than that. All of the water on the hot side would boil away, making an extremely strong greenhouse blanket around the planet and chemical reactions with the hot, wet, dense atmosphere and rocks / volcanic gasses would make strong sulfuric acid. Then Earth wouldn't so much look like this

as it would look like this

Plus - it'd be so hot and acrid that all of your stuff would melt (just after you did).

The spin also drives a geomagnetic dynamo, which helps maintain a strong magnetic field, which, in turn, steers charged particles in the solar wind into radiation belts, keeping us all from getting lethally dosed with radiation and making pretty light shows for the caribou, polar bears, and penguins to enjoy.

Plus the moon makes strong tides, which mix up the oceans and keep things from getting all stagnant and nasty.

Since the impact and formation of the moon, it's been slowly receding - just like my hairline, at a rate of about 38 mm per year.

That doesn't sound like much, but it's enough that, over the course of millions of years, it makes a big difference. This is why the moon played such a central role in all of the great dinosaur poetry.

Even today, the moon stabilizes Earth's axes of rotation - giving us nice consistent seasons.

If it suddenly wasn't there, we'd start wobbling around randomly and that'd totally eff up the weather - occasionally making some places literally boiling hot in the summer and frozen solid in the winter.

An interesting last bit before I finish - as the moon is pulling away from us, our days are getting longer - by about one second every 60,000 years.

Now, the moon is tidally locked with the Earth - which is why we always see the same face.

Eventually (in something like 2 billion years or so) the Earth will become tidally locked with the moon as well - so that the heavy side of the Earth will always be facing the heavy side of the moon, and both will remain ass-to-ass to each other for another few billion years - until the sun enters a red giant phase and almost engulfs them both.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:19 PM

anobody, you make me wet.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:23 PM

That's my purpose in life - getting (almost) underaged girls on the internets to smear their squids.

anobody

  

jezebel

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:24 PM

Fun fact, I adore space pictures even though I know nothing about space. I read Hyperspace and Parallel Worlds by Michio Kaku, that's pretty scientific of me.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:29 PM

i knew you wouldn't let me down, anobody! thanks.

plurry

  

anobody

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:32 PM

i knew you wouldn't let me down, anobody! thanks.

[crying]

I can't help it!!! and you're welcome :D

I adore space pictures even though I know nothing about space.

Ditto.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 6:48 PM

Yeah they are. we learned about it in anatomy last year.

—ACe90

Whatever. Are you a women? I'm a women and I'm most certainly not governed by the moon. And I love using "women" incorrectly.

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 6:52 PM

lol, all the crazy woman out there...they think their periods aren't controlled by the moon..chumps!

Stryker311

  

jezebel

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 6:57 PM

No.

If that were true, wouldn't all women have their periods at the same time?

jezebel

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:01 PM

anobody, you make me wet.

—mandeemoo22


I lol'd.

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:22 PM

our periods are controlled by the man!

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:41 PM

That's right, sweetpea...and don't you FORGET it.

Dusty TheHick

  

ACe90

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:48 PM

Whatever. Are you a women? I'm a women and I'm most certainly not governed by the moon. And I love using "women" incorrectly.

—catloaf

NO, I'm a man and actually paid attention in math and science instead of cooking and doing other womenish things. Queer.

ACe90

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 9:12 PM

coooooknings funnnnnnn!!! FCUCCK YOUU!

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 9:15 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

ACe90

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 9:24 PM

cooking is for women, queers, and the mexicans at IHOP.

ACe90

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 9:27 PM

...and Beavis.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:06 PM

ano's post reminded me about the evolution exhibit at my University that I visited this week with my geologist father in-law while we cracked jokes about how the Earth is only 5k years old. I thought of all the tools we've gotten into it here with about carbon dating and how evolution isn't real and then I laughed at them.

bguirk

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:24 PM

my aunt wsa yeling this mroning about the repubclian pres. candidats who said tehy didnt bleive in evolution. Young and flat earth idiots, how bout you all go down to australai, mabye you'l fall off!!!!!

John Lennon

  

bguirk

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:29 PM

I don't believe in indoor plumbing. I believe in the "hole in the ground" theory so I'm only going to shit outside in open pits. I also don't believe in toilet paper so I'm going to do that thing where I carry that jar around with me and wipe my ass with my left hand. I haven't named that theory yet.

People who refuse to believe in evolution should have to put it on their licenses so we can deny them any medicine that was developed on the understanding of that theory.

bguirk

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:35 PM

wel if you tihkn about it politicans are an exapmle of non evolution. Tehy stay the same: lying, ceahting and fucking to get to and stay at the top.

John Lennon

  

Dogdumbstudent

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:38 PM

Pseudo drunken posts are getting really old

Dogdumbstudent

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:40 PM

I heart Astronomy facts, I used to be really into this stuff as a kid.
My dad has this sick telescope, you can check out jupiter and see it's moons
and everything.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

anobody

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:42 PM

wel if you tihkn about it politicans are an exapmle of non evolution.

Using your own example - exactly the opposite is true.

Tehy stay the same: lying, ceahting and fucking to get to and stay at the top.

They compete with each other and they keep getting better at lying, cheating and fucking.

If you look at bullshit from the 50's and compare it to the bullshit politicians shovel today, you're comparing starting fire by rubbing two sticks together with the Tsara bomba.

... of course, you don't really have genetic heritability so the analogy is kinda broken, but still.

anobody

  

Dogdumbstudent

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:43 PM

I heart anobody

Dogdumbstudent

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:45 PM

tehy still do the same tihgns right?? and did you get my apollo G, hahahaha NASA joke!

John Lennon

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:48 PM

no one likes you.

mandeemoo22

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:49 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:51 PM

I like your magic tricks Madnee. It msut take a lot of skill to do those. I bet all your friends are realy proud of you for havng the courag to get up on stage and preform. You sould be proud of yourslef too.

John Lennon

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:54 PM

Is it just me or does Drakes forced attempts and establishing communication with
everyone started to come off as creepy?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

anobody

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:56 PM

*edit* YES YES YES - that was exactly what I was thinking.

It's like an unfeeling robot experimenting and trying to figure out which buttons to press to get the response it wants out of a subject.

Drake - have you ever seen her do her magic tricks?

anobody

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:58 PM

Lol I keep seein in my minds eye the terminator asking, "why do you cry"
and I keep hearing the words "Does it bleed?"

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

John Lennon

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:05 AM

Her tircks suck but the performacnes are AMAZING!

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:11 AM

Lol I keep seein in my minds eye the terminator asking, "why do you cry"

That's so dead on - the only difference is that the terminator actually figured it out by the end.

anobody

  

John Lennon

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:17 AM

I will too.

John Lennon

  

anobody

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:21 AM

I will too.

- Drake

[chills run up spine]

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:28 AM

i did post some videos of them a little while ago. and they are amazing. it doesn't take a genius to figure that out, amirite?

still, no one likes drake. not even his parents.

mandeemoo22

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 5:13 AM

It puts the lotion on it's skin

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

catloaf

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 7:39 AM

NO, I'm a man and actually paid attention in math and science instead of cooking and doing other womenish things. Queer.

—ACe90

?

catloaf

  

anobody

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Monday, May 14, 2007 at 8:28 AM

LMFAO :D

anobody

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