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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 6:59 PM
Edited Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:02 PM I'm excited for 28 Weeks Later. I really don't understand blue balls...like if a guy starts to feel frustrated and he can't score a happy ending...why not just take care of it himself? Feel free to point out the flaws in that logic. P.S. edit: deleted the picture of bulge.
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Edited Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:19 PM It's the principle of it. It's like if someone was fucking you and you were enjoying it, and then he pulled out and refused to keep going. —John Lennon |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:47 PM it's not fair to be held responsible for someone's boner when you've made it clear you're not interested in having sex. —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:50 PM I think it's pretty selfish to expect sexual favors just because you're with someone you're attracted to. —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:58 PM what does having sex have to do with giving a handy? If they're attracted to you then why wouldn't you give them one if you were also attracted to them? Or are you saying you weren't and it was a one way street to Soloville for him? —John Lennon |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:08 PM not interested in (them) sex(ually)* idk giving someone a handjob just because someone is cute doesn't really fly with me. is it that polite thing to do? i mean, is there like an general etiquette to this stuff? —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:18 PM I've never given a handjob but I think you have to make your intentions known from the start. You have to let him know that you're not attracted to him in the first place. —John Lennon |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 8:27 PM You don't really think drake speaks for the rest of us, do you? —Dusty TheHick Naw, but I think he knows a thing or two about not getting a happy ending. —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 10:17 PM John Lennon if you want me to give you a handjob all you have to do is ask. —hash-is-gay |
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Best Ever. Srsly. Oh, and stop being a prude. Just blow the guy. God. —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:21 AM >>I really don't understand blue balls...like if a guy starts to feel frustrated and he can't score a happy ending...why not just take care of it himself? This works if you leave so he can. Or watch him do it, I guess. But if you stick around and he's horny for long enough, even if he gets off before he goes soft, it can still happen. If you've made it clear that you're not going to do anything with him, you're not responsible for getting him off. Unless you've been teasing him by grinding on him or something. Then I suppose you're still technically not responsible, but you are sending mixed messages and being rather mean. I suppose the question is: if you aren't interested in him sexually, what were you doing to make him hard? —chix0r |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 9:42 AM I really don't understand blue balls...like if a guy starts to feel frustrated and he can't score a happy ending...why not just take care of it himself?
- Stefanie This works if you leave so he can. Or watch him do it, I guess. But if you stick around and he's horny for long enough, even if he gets off before he goes soft, it can still happen.
- Chix0r Or you guys could just realize that blue balls is just some shit horny guys made up to guilt chicks into having sex with them. It sucks to get excited and then let down, but it's hardly that big of a deal (and the suckage has way more to do with being disappointed than anything physical). —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 10:04 AM According to Wiki: "If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen-deprived. The technical term for this is vasocongestion. It can be extremely painful, like a hit to the testicles, but from the inside." It sounds scientific enough to me. Apparently you've just never experienced it. —chix0r |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 10:40 AM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:00 AM It sounds scientific enough to me. So does naturopathic medicine if you talk to the right person. All you need is someone who knows a marginal amount about medicine and they can make just about anything sound convincing. Also, it's not hard at all to make something that is real but of little consequence (or even something perfectly normal) sound much worse than it is. Consider Dr. McCoy's description of cramps in Star Trek IV, for example - "This woman has immediate post-parandial, upper-abdominal distention!" That said... Apparently you've just never experienced it. No - I have. (*edit* barring some medical issue*/edit*) It is at worst mildly unpleasant. —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:09 AM I think it's pretty much impossible to say, "this condition feels one way for me, ergo it feels the same way for everyone." It's only happened to my boyfriend once, but he said it was terrible. —chix0r |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:28 AM I think it's pretty much impossible to say, "this condition feels one way for me, ergo it feels the same way for everyone." I think it's pretty much impossible to say, "sticking my hand on a hot iron (or having an orgasm) feels one way for me, ergo it feels the same way for everyone.". It's only happened to my boyfriend once, but he said it was terrible. OK - so we've got some freak occurrence that happened only once for your boyfriend (and, lets just assume that there weren't any extenuating circumstances that time). Wait a second - I forgot - what exactly are we arguing about here? —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:40 AM It’s not a freak occurrence, it’s happened to me as well. It is rare, but when it happened to me, it was an extraordinarily painful thing. Anobody, you are confusing the fact that guys will use anything they can in order to guilt a chick into fucking them, with the fact that they will use things that may not necessarily be true for them at the time, but are a true fact, in general.
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:44 AM It’s not a freak occurrence ... It is rare Isn't that the very definition of a freak occurrence? Anobody, you are confusing the fact that guys will use anything they can in order to guilt a chick into fucking them, with the fact that they will use things that may not necessarily be true for them at the time, but are a true fact, in general. I don't see all that much inconsistency there, but OK. —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:47 AM a nobody, stop being a dick. You know that some physical experiences are much more complicated than sticking your hand on a hot iron (and orgasms do feel different to different people, incidentally - not only that, but they can feel different to the same person, every time). For instance, chemo makes most people frail and sickly, whereas it makes Drake bloat up like a Sumo wrestler in training. I asked this question to a group of people for writing research purposes, and while most men agreed with you, a few said they experienced intense physical and/or psychological frustration, sometimes even pain. Since none of these men have any chance of ever sleeping with me, and probably don't want to, I don't see their motivation to lie about it. So does naturopathic medicine if you talk to the right person. Not to act like I know anything about anything, but do you claim that natural remedies have never helped anyone? I don't agree with it as a complete replacement for modern medicine, but to claim it's total quackery is short-sighted at best. Back when doctors didn't even know to wash their hands and thought everything was caused by an imbalance of the humours, the only people who really helped anyone were the "witches" and herb-doctors who knew how to make use of the healing properties of plants. Distilling these substances down, coming up with artificial substitutes, and jamming them into pill form isn't that much to crow about. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:10 PM stop being a dick No U. You know that some physical experiences are much more complicated than sticking your hand on a hot iron (and orgasms do feel different to different people, incidentally - not only that, but they can feel different to the same person, every time). I never said that they were exactly the same for everyone. Danny Bonaduce could probably put his hand on a hot iron without finding it all that bad while I'd scream like a bitch. Presumably, we're still experiencing some sort of pain. I asked this question to a group of people for writing research purposes, and while most men agreed with you, a few said they experienced intense physical and/or psychological frustration, sometimes even pain. Since none of these men have any chance of ever sleeping with me, and probably don't want to, I don't see their motivation to lie about it. So - according to you - some small percentage of men in your sample have, on rare occasion, intense frustration and sometimes even pain That seems to me an awful lot like a freak occurrence to me. Also, I certainly never said it doesn't suck to be let down (in fact, I think I might have actually said "It sucks to get excited and then let down" ). We weren't talking about being disappointed anyway, we were talking about blue balls. But then I'm just being a dick. do you claim that natural remedies have never helped anyone? No - I never said any such thing. For most (non-life-threatening) issues, you'd probably expect anything to at least appear to work about 1/3rd of the time just due to the placebo effect. Now lets just say that there is some 'naturopathic' treatment for something - like exercising and eating right for obesity or mild heart disease, for example. Then you can perform a controlled scientific study showing that the treated group does better than the control group and the treatment will (eventually) become part of main-stream medicine. That's the problem with all forms of 'alternative' medicine. When there actually is something to them, then you can test and prove that and they eventually are no longer 'alternative'. On the other hand, when things are just quackery, they will remain 'alternative' forever. Distilling these substances down, coming up with artificial substitutes, and jamming them into pill form isn't that much to crow about. I never said it was. You really like to put words into my mouth, don't you? —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:19 PM Isn't that the very definition of a freak occurrence? I deem thee Drake#2. —Masteel |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:32 PM It’s not a freak occurrence -Masteell It is rare -Masteell Isn't that the very definition of a freak occurrence? -ano I deem thee Drake#2. - Masteel I'll take that as a yes. —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:32 PM I would have thought there was a slight distinction between "rare" and "freak," but hey, what do I know? —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:34 PM Per Dictionary-dot-com freek [freek] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. any abnormal phenomenon or product or unusual object; anomaly; aberration. rare [rair] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, rar·er, rar·est.
1. coming or occurring far apart in time; unusual; uncommon: a rare disease; His visits are rare occasions. You're right - my bad. —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 1:07 PM Congratulations, you got an online dictionary to agree with you. I think the colloquial usage of "freak" and "rare" are still pretty different, but I give you this round. Doesn't change the fact that you said Or you guys could just realize that blue balls is just some shit horny guys made up Then backpedaled when someone revealed they had personal experience with it. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 1:10 PM i saw 28 weeks later last night, then got all sweaty at an electronica show. [u.s.e] —lexieho |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 1:12 PM Congratulations, you got an online dictionary to agree with you. *cough* Random House Unabridged Dictionary *cough* I think the colloquial usage of "freak" and "rare" are still pretty different, but I give you this round. Very well. Then backpedaled when someone revealed they had personal experience with it. Touché.
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:31 PM >>Presumably, we're still experiencing some sort of pain. This is exactly my point. The degree of pain varies for different people. It would be like me saying, "I've never gotten cramps. All you women who claim you cramp during your period are just looking for an excuse to take a sick day." Or more appropriate for our argument, "I only get mild cramps, ergo everyone else is exaggerating the pain." —chix0r |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:33 PM All you women who claim you cramp during your period are just looking for an excuse to take a sick day. We can all agree there. I kid! I kid! —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 3:19 PM then got all sweaty at an electronica show. [u.s.e] —lexieho come again? —plurry |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 3:42 PM perfect.
1. i'm on my period right now, and i can withstand pain very well, but this is torture for me. i don't stay home/get all bitchy though. sometimes i get bitchy but it's just because it hurts.
2. u.s.e = united state of electronica = best dance/electro band in the world. i went to their show lastnight at the shitty teen center. it's dance music so everyone got really hot an sweaty, derek and i were clad in hot pants and tank tops. [we're hot, i know]
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:27 PM u.s.e = united state of electronica = best dance/electro band in the world. i'll have to check them out. it's dance music so everyone got really hot an sweaty, on a related note, some of my old friends put their crew back together and are throwing a reunion rave party in the city next weekend. i'm stoked. derek and i were clad in hot pants and tank tops. [we're hot, i know] like this??? 
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:33 PM lexieho, you should get on the pill. Cramps, be gone. Get on a monophasic pill. Periods, be gone. I just ate so much soup that my stomach hurts now, because I was starving and just, like, inhaled it. But I still want a cookie so badly I could just die. I've wanted one for, like, four days now. A big soft one with chocolate chunks, or peanut butter, or maybe both. —jezebel |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:34 PM hella american apparel. i have the teal ones, and derek has maroon. 
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM ^ i just smeared my squid. here jezebel. u can has moar cookee. 
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:04 PM damn threads really get off topic here. if i wasnt so lazy, i'd read all the posts and find out how.  —000 |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:24 PM plurry, I heart you. works every time.
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:25 PM If I had a dime for every time I was lured into a van with cookies... —jezebel |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:34 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:38 PM I just made oatmeal cookies, true story. But I'm too broke to buy peanut butter or chocolate to put in them. So they look plain. 
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:43 PM damn shame i'm out of chocolate and peanut butter. all i have to share is this coke. 
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:42 PM What's the difference between white and brown sugar? —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:43 PM
Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:44 PM I can work with this. Edit: The coke, I mean. Edit: anobody, is this a joke, or are you really asking? I just need to know how to respond. —jezebel |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:45 PM I'm actually serious - why are some of the packs of coke brown? —anobody |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 5:50 PM You tricked me, I thought you meant real sugar. How would I know, I've never touched coke in my life. —jezebel |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 6:04 PM >>I'm too broke to buy peanut butter or chocolate to put in them. So they look plain. My mom has never put peanut butter or chocolate in the oatmeal cookies. Perhaps this is why I've never liked them. —chix0r |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 6:54 PM i've never done coke, never been offered coke and have avoided the coke and speed crowd all my life. —plurry |
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 7:21 PM this is not me doing coke at the beach. 
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Edited Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 9:29 PM I could be wrong, as I, too, know nothing about coke, but it looks as though the difference in color has more to do with the wrapping than with the product. _____________________________________________________________________ For jizzabel:  
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Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 10:24 PM Never been offered coke? Really? Not very rock n' roll. What about having being locked outside the bathroom while two chicks are doing it inside and you have to puke so you do it in a dixie cup, but when you lift up the cup the bottom falls off and all the puke falls on the floor? What about smoking coco puffs (joints with made with rolling papers dusted with coke)? I've had two roommates deal coke while I lived with them (I moved out each time). I guess it's a generational thing. Never done it myself, but it seems like I was around it all the time. —bguirk |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:16 AM >>I really don't understand blue balls...like if a guy starts to feel frustrated and he can't score a happy ending...why not just take care of it himself? This works if you leave so he can. Or watch him do it, I guess. But if you stick around and he's horny for long enough, even if he gets off before he goes soft, it can still happen. If you've made it clear that you're not going to do anything with him, you're not responsible for getting him off. Unless you've been teasing him by grinding on him or something. Then I suppose you're still technically not responsible, but you are sending mixed messages and being rather mean. I suppose the question is: if you aren't interested in him sexually, what were you doing to make him hard? —chix0r
when i first started reading that post i thought ofh-for had written it and i was like )__o but then my contacts started to blur correctly and i was like right.
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:17 AM also the audio went out during 28 weeks later and i ruined my chance with my cursh feels like. —smaller hands |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 10:28 AM Never been offered coke? Really? Not very rock n' roll. What about having being locked outside the bathroom while two chicks are doing it inside and you have to puke so you do it in a dixie cup, but when you lift up the cup the bottom falls off and all the puke falls on the floor? What about smoking coco puffs (joints with made with rolling papers dusted with coke)? I've had two roommates deal coke while I lived with them (I moved out each time). I guess it's a generational thing. Never done it myself, but it seems like I was around it all the time. i've known lots of acid and E dealers. i've seen sheets of acid and jars of pills trade hands.
..and yeah, it's weird, i've never tried or been offered heroin, coke or crystal, but i have taken acid and ecstasy simultaneously on several occasions. i once dealt with the police while like this and convinced them to leave a rave party of about 1,500 people in columbia, mo. if they had gone inside they probably would have shut it down.
this girl had taken way too much acid and got completely naked inside. she was alternately molesting and attacking people. fastest rapid cycling i've ever seen. we managed to push her outside and it wasn't long before the police arrived. i convinced them that she/this was not indicative (remember i'm peaking on 2 powerful drugs at this point) of what was going on inside. they were satisfied with my spiel and left. they called an ambulance and naked girl got strapped down and shot up with something.
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Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 10:35 AM Or you guys could just realize that blue balls is just some shit horny guys made up. —anobody If you've never gotten it or don't get it, then consider yourself lucky. It's a rare occurance for me, in the same way that getting kicked in the balls is a rare occurance for me, but still reliably painful when it happens. It usually happens when I've been making out or fooling around with a girl for about an hour (or more) thinking "okay sooner or later we're going to fuck or I'm going to get oral" but then that never happens and it seems uncouth (or would freak them out) to say "okay if you're not going to fuck me, I'm beating off right now." Though, I did do that once. Other times it happens when I'm on SSRIs. They've never stopped me from getting hard, but they do make it much harder to squirt. Usually the girls that I'm with don't quiet have the vaginal/oral/handy talent and dedication to get me off in that case, but with some lube and three minutes I could do it on my own. —ZT-In-Zapruder-Film |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:16 AM For some reason I always think of coke as rock n' roll since it's so 70's. I think plurry is two years younger (I'm 33 in about 6 weeks). My high school years straddle the 80's/90's so there were some coke users mixed in with the pot heads and acid/shrooms eaters at the time and some of them held out for awhile. —bguirk |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:25 AM i'm 32 and 6 months. —plurry |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:27 AM i'm sixteen and 11 months [june 1st, make me a phatty birthday thread] —lexieho |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:05 PM this is not me doing coke at the beach Great picture - LMFAO :D —anobody |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:51 PM it seems uncouth (or would freak them out) to say "okay if you're not going to fuck me, I'm beating off right now." Though, I did do that once. So what did the girl do? Did she freak out, or was she cool? Did she laugh? She should've laughed. No, she should've just had sex. Why wasn't she having sex with you? Did she watch, or leave, or sit in the other room and wait til you guys got to cuddle? What is SSRI?
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 12:58 PM i had a dream last night that i was friends with lindsay lohan and we were doing so much coke and it was my first time and also some of my other friends were there and they were like wtf when did you start doing coke. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:22 PM wutz SSRI selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors = anti-depressants. —plurry |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:28 PM I almost pulled a Drake and deleted that, because I found out with Google. But then once you guys told me, if I'd deleted it, I'd be a hypocrite, and nobody loves a hypocrite. FUCKING DRAKE, I FUCKING HATE YOU. You see, I'm mad all over again, just thinking about it. —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:33 PM FUCKING DRAKE, I FUCKING HATE YOU. LMFAO :D Oh shit - I'm going to hell for that. —anobody |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 1:46 PM >>Zolfat I didn't know Zoloft made one fat. —chix0r |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 2:03 PM I really don't understand blue balls...like if a guy starts to feel frustrated and he can't score a happy ending...why not just take care of it himself?
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 3:59 PM So what did the girl do? Did she freak out, or was she cool? Did she laugh? She should've laughed. No, she should've just had sex. Why wasn't she having sex with you? Did she watch, or leave, or sit in the other room and wait til you guys got to cuddle? —jezebel She took it well. I finished off in her bathroom, because I don't like beating off in front of girls. She was up in her head about her ex-boyfriend, and she did kind of work for me — but not in a way that I had control over whether she stayed around or not. We slept together (meaning, sleeping together in the same bed, not having sex) and cuddled/spooned whatever that night. But... you know... I knew a little about her history and I thought she would take it well. Most girls I wouldn't say it too. Either way, I found out afterwards that she was telling other people that we had sex. And, you know, there wasn't even oral on either side. Eventhough she was lieing, I kind of took it as a complement. —ZT-In-Zapruder-Film |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 4:08 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 4:12 PM Either way, I found out afterwards that she was telling other people that we had sex. And, you know, there wasn't even oral on either side. Eventhough she was lieing, I kind of took it as a complement. I like a girl that wants to sound slutty but not be slutty. So did you really say the words, "If you're not going to fuck me, I'm beating off now"? Because that would make my day, I'm so serious. Edit: Haha, you cuddled. Sucker. Edit: Is it unhealthy to be this concerned with strangers' sex lives? —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 4:39 PM i'm very concerned with strangers' sex lives too. i don't ask nearly as many questions to my friends as i do with you people. a lot of the time i don't even care about the sex lives of people that i do know. but for some reason, i love knowing about you people. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:40 PM mandee, tell us about your sex life. It's only fair. Also, no one here has done coke? Seriously? Lies. Lies. You can't stay up and internet until the sun comes up without a few bumps. —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:44 PM I like a girl that wants to sound slutty but not be slutty. —jezebel A whore is someone who sleeps with everyone, a bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you. She was a bitch. So did you really say the words, "If you're not going to fuck me, I'm beating off now"? Because that would make my day, I'm so serious. —jezebel It was about three years ago, but I'm pretty sure it was close to that. Edit: Haha, you cuddled. Sucker. —jezebel I seemed kind of rude not too. I thought it would increase my chances for the next time (though there wasn't one), but now that I think about it, I should have been playing it a little cooler. She was bi-polar. For some reason I have this unhealthy attraction for messed up bi-polar girls. In true Loveline fashion, it always seems like a good idea at the time, and the ends up being retarded. Though she was the last bi-polar girl I've had anykind of "romantic" relationship with in the last three years. She was also half-Jewish. The only thing that could have made her more my type is another 50% of Jewishness, a (real) cheerleader uniform (from highschool, that she still fit in), and a Ph.D. That's not completely true... but, I'm sure you get the point. Edit: Is it unhealthy to be this concerned with strangers' sex lives? —jezebel TITS OR GTFO. i'm very concerned with strangers' sex lives too. i don't ask nearly as many questions to my friends as i do with you people. a lot of the time i don't even care about the sex lives of people that i do know. but for some reason, i love knowing about you people. —mandeemoo22 Even though it's not really about loveline anymore, I like reading TLC more than I ever have. I'm also looking forward to our blood/sex orgy. —ZT-In-Zapruder-Film |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:49 PM Also, no one here has done coke? Seriously? Lies. Lies. You can't stay up and internet until the sun comes up without a few bumps. My drug of choice is another white powder. Aside from that and ~2-3 drinks, I've never tried anything other then stuff that was prescribed (and even then, I stopped taking Percocet after a day or two because it didn't seem to do anything at all except make my ears ring a bit). —anobody |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 5:50 PM Percocet = yum.
ZT, I heart you so much right now.
[Edit: mandee, I need to know what a blood orgy is or I can't participate. Doctor's orders.] —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 6:48 PM >>they're blue because they're sad, not because they actually turn blue My boyfriend said his actually did turn bluish-purple. —chix0r |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 6:59 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 7:03 PM My boyfriend said... So does the wikipedia article you linked to and several other online medical resources (due to pooling / non-circulating blood). —anobody |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:19 PM [Edit: mandee, I need to know what a blood orgy is or I can't participate. Doctor's orders.] it's just like a regular orgy, but there is a lot of stabbing. and my sex life is not very exciting. just some random drunken hookups that went no where. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:25 PM
Edited Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:25 PM Went nowhere, like, no relationships? Or went nowhere, like, no sex? Stabbing + Sex = Fun. I'm in. —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:37 PM Went nowhere like it was just a one night thing. Although, that's kind of how I wanted it anyway. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 8:41 PM that's kind of how I wanted it anyway. I heart you.
You guys, I want one of those Lindt truffle ball thingies so badly I could just die.
Also, Happy Mother's Day. —jezebel |
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Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 9:06 PM Also, Happy Mother's Day. Oh yeah - I totally forgot about that! Happy Mother's Day, Catloaf and Pookie! —anobody |
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