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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 11:57 AM I finally completed a late-nite work whack last week at my new job. I went thru my jack scrapbook, and that makes at least four workplaces, four that I can remember, where I've tugged one off. And if we're counting just being at work, then it's five. One of the jobs was in production, and I was driving an inventory supply truck. And on a few occasions, I rubbed one out in the box of my truck. Parked in a WalMart parking lot, at a highway rest stop - nice little breaks during an otherwise hectic day. Feel free to share your work whack experiences.... —Ed Thunderbear |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 2:29 PM This is why I always use Purell wipes when I come out of a store. —pookie |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 2:35 PM Somehow, the OP didn't bother me nearly as much at first as it did after reading Pookie's post. —anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 2:38 PM I don't understand people who use lube to jack off. Isn't that what precum is for? —John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 3:00 PM Well of course not - the baby Jesus was perfect and would not have whacked. —anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 3:24 PM This thread is such an epic failure. There is literally nothing I like about it. Not even the post I'm writing right now. I have to go kill myself now. —TortillaFactory |
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Ed Thunderbear |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 4:02 PM the baby Jesus was perfect, and would not have whacked...????? Do you suggest, Sir, that if a man whacks, he is not perfect?!
How dare you, HOW DARE YOU!
I've masturbated, I've masturbated.....85,000 times, and that's in the last year.
Dude, you beat off? Damn straight. No such thing as perfect, but for sure, a person is closer to perfect if they whack it. As Woody Allen said, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. And as Adam would say, sex is great, but it's not as good as the real thing. If you claim to be a fan of Ace and Loveline, then you'll bring no further disparaging words about tossing off.
I said Good Day, Sir. —Ed Thunderbear |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 4:07 PM Do you suggest, Sir, that if a man whacks, he is not perfect?! Well... it is a sin (although we're all born sinful and you could argue that not committing any sins would be tantamount to throwing feces on the baby Jesus for dying for our sins). In that sense, Adam, in proselytizing masturbation, is performing missionary work. —anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 4:47 PM This thread is such an epic failure. There is literally nothing I like about it. Not even the post I'm writing right now. I have to go kill myself now. put an extra bullet in that gun. i'm using it next. —plurry |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 4:50 PM I'll be praying for your souls (even though I know you're both going directly to hell for committing suicide). —anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 5:14 PM SUICIDE PARTY we have to wait for zt.. and laith because he might want to watch. —plurry |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 6:43 PM come on guys--you've gleefully participated in beating off threads before w/o complaint. —bguirk |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 6:49 PM This guy's terminology was really gross though, and his overall personality is off-putting. —chix0r |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 7:27 PM come on guys--you've gleefully participated in beating off threads before w/o complaint. I've been gleefully participating in this one without complaint (beyond that which my devout religious beliefs require of me). —anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 7:55 PM This guy's terminology was really gross though, and his overall personality is off-putting. ^ that —plurry |
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Monday, May 7, 2007 at 6:56 AM You know what this thread needs? More cow bell! —pookie |
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Monday, May 7, 2007 at 7:05 PM That was a good recap yesterday. —anobody |
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 at 4:23 AM Just to help this thread out I will contribute - I had full sex (i.e. with a female) at three jobs and have probably had one off the wrist at all but a couple of my workplaces!
I love my dick and need to keep it happy so that it doesn't cheat on me! —AceRockollaisAce |
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 at 10:22 AM I had full sex (i.e. with a female) at three jobs "This guy is like the white trash James Bond." - Adam —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 at 6:55 PM That cowbell post by Chix0r was the best! Boisterous LOL. I have been at the same 'job' for 20 years, and although no whacking it at work, I have had many sexual experiences while 'on the job.' —oh-for |
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Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 2:04 AM What can Brown do for...me? —catloaf |
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Ed Thunderbear |
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Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:20 AM Ace Rockolla - full sex with a woman, at what kind of workplace? Any thrill of potentially getting caught? —Ed Thunderbear |
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