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The New Gillian Anderson

  

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 6:17 PM
Edited Friday, May 4, 2007 at 6:36 PM

During the 90's, Gillian Anderson was the pin-up of the nerd community. Since the X-Files went off the air and she became British, her status has diminished. Who is her nerd replacement? Some girl from Battlestar Galactica? An Asian? Perrin Kaplan?

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

  

chix0r

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 6:44 PM

Um..I'm contributing Seven of Nine, Ezri Dax and Morgan Webb. Not that I've ever thought any of them are hot, but they seem to be general nerd-magnets. In fact, on one geek forum, I started a poll in which Uma Thurman lost to Morgan Webb in terms of hotness.

chix0r

  

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 6:48 PM
Edited Friday, May 4, 2007 at 6:51 PM

I watched some episodes of the X-files the other day, I can't remember why I thought she was hot.

ZT-In-Zapruder-Film

  

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 7:34 PM

After some thought, I've realized that Seven Of Nine and Sarah Michelle Gellar were both also nerd sex symbols. I'd say that Gillian Anderson was arguably the more accepted and mainstream choice though.

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

  

miyagi-sama

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 7:37 PM
Edited Friday, May 4, 2007 at 7:48 PM

Um..I'm contributing Seven of Nine, Ezri Dax and Morgan Webb.
—chix0r

They're actually hot though. I think you need to find someone that looks like a choir boy with red hair that nerds cream their pants over.

Edit: This is probably argumentative, I just needed a reason to express my disgust of Gillian Anderson

miyagi-sama

  

catloaf

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 7:43 PM

I vote Morgan Webb also. And wouldn't Lisa Loeb also be considered a pin-up nerd? Or is it too late for her?

catloaf

  

anobody

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 8:56 PM

I never found Gillian Anderson to be all that attractive.

Teri Hatcher in Lois and Clark / Quantum Leap was more like it.

Seven of Nine, Ezri Dax and Morgan Webb

I'm not even a huge blonde fan, but Jeri Ryan actually was hot, Nicole de Boer, passable, and Morgan Webb is, at best, meh.

I started a poll in which Uma Thurman lost to Morgan Webb in terms of hotness.

Uma Thurman's another meh in my book.

Who is her nerd replacement? Some girl from Battlestar Galactica? An Asian? Perrin Kaplan?

The problem with this is that there are just so many shows now that it's impossible to keep track of all of them.

There just isn't a single monolithic 'nerd show' anymore.

That said, Grace Park ain't half bad.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 9:04 PM

Uma Thurman lost to Morgan Webb in terms of hotness.


I'm not familiar with Morgan Webb, but, personally, I do not find Uma Thurman hot.

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 9:40 PM

I'm not familiar with Morgan Webb




catloaf

  

John Lennon

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 9:59 PM
Edited Friday, May 4, 2007 at 10:00 PM

Butterface, and tits. Actually, buttereverything.

John Lennon

  

catloaf

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 10:11 PM

Get over yourself. More like, like buttah!

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 10:23 PM

Thanks, catloaf...but I could've done that. In fact, I did (but thanks, anyway...srsly).

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Friday, May 4, 2007 at 10:27 PM

Well, after I did it, I was like, (as someone else) "obsessed much?" And then I was like, yeah, kinda, just a lil bit.

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 2:03 PM

I'm going with Liv Tyler. I think she's chunks and lacks any kind of sexuality but geeks love her because she was in LotR and now she's in the new Hulk. Horrible. Just horrible. And that's on top of Ed Norton, who is completely wrong for the role.

P.S. Morgan Webb is butt ugly but I would still sex her.

greymatters

  

miyagi-sama

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 2:32 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 2:32 PM

I'm going with Liv Tyler. I think she's chunks and lacks any kind of sexuality but geeks love her because she was in LotR and now she's in the new Hulk. Horrible. Just horrible. And that's on top of Ed Norton, who is completely wrong for the role.

Didn't they just make one of those goddamn movies a couple years ago? What the hell is going on with all these comic book movies? Who is really into this bullshit? Am I missing something?

miyagi-sama

  

AceRockollaisAce

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 3:03 PM

Just watched Kill Bill again today - sorry Uma is hot - I don't know what it is about her but something does it for me. The other one for me is (and this is a guilty pleasure as I am 45) is Ellen Muth - Now no way is she super sexy or anything in fact she's a bit weird looking but something about her makes little Ace get a bit chubby!

AceRockollaisAce

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Didn't they just make one of those goddamn movies a couple years ago?

They're making another Hulk movie with Ed Norton as Hulk and Liv Tyler as his bitch.

Jennifer Connelly + Eric Bana > Liv Tyler + Ed Norton

greymatters

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Who is really into this bullshit? Am I missing something?

i'm right with you. i think they target kids and nerds. no shortage of those.

plurry

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 4:45 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 4:46 PM

I love hot girls wearing tube socks and short shorts. I'm so serious.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:12 PM

i agree that's totally, totally hot.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Hot girls doing anything is hotter than ugly girls doing anything. I rest my case. Lawyered.

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:18 PM

You didn't lawyer me, I wasn't lawyering with you. You can't lawyer a lawyer who's not lawyering back.

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:21 PM

You need to learn manners. When you've been lawyered, it is proper etiquette to compliment the person who lawyered you, perhaps with a head nod.

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:23 PM

No. Stop cheating, you cheating cheater cheat.

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:28 PM

Hey, guess what? Chicken butt!

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:29 PM

Your face.

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:48 PM

You're a mean person. You're dead to me, horseface.

greymatters

  

pookie

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Bulge? Is that you?

pookie

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:52 PM

But cupcake, what I meant was, whenever you try to lawyer me, all I can think of is how cute your face looks when you're doing it.

Stop making me walk on eggshells around you, you're stressing me out.

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:58 PM

What I meant by calling you a mean person is that you have a mean body because it's so fierce. What I meant by saying you're dead to me, I meant it in the French way, as in la petite mort. What I meant by calling you a horseface is that you are so beautiful and luscious, like a Kentucky Derby caliber filly.

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 5:59 PM

Does this mean we made up?

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:01 PM

Let me think about it. It's too soon.

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:04 PM

Makeup sex?

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:07 PM

"I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore."

greymatters

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:09 PM

I haven't seen that in awhile... maybe I should add it to my queue.

anobody

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:11 PM

"It's not who you love, it's how."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:14 PM

"I feel a hate crime coming on."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:16 PM

"Even if we never talk after tonight, just know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:20 PM

"But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:24 PM

"Bring on the free hooch!"

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:26 PM

"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:28 PM

"I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!"

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:32 PM

"Does a traitor betray himself?"

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:33 PM

Curveball this.

"Man is born crying. When he has cried enough, he dies."

(That's about all I got there.)

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:34 PM

"The failed mind sees the heart's failings."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:38 PM

"Men are only men. That's why they lie."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:40 PM

"I'm not dying yet. I have to kill quite a few men first."

greymatters

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:42 PM

This seems perfectly reasonable for Grey, but I wouldn't have pegged jezebel as a Kurosawa fan.

anobody

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:42 PM

"You're staying home. The sun is shining but it's raining."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:46 PM

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:49 PM

"I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes. "

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:52 PM

"The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:55 PM

"These are hard times for dreamers."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 6:57 PM

"Yes, I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:00 PM

"You gotta fight for every breath and tell death to go to hell."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:05 PM

"You have to make the clitoris your best friend."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:07 PM

"What kind of friend is always hiding?"

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:10 PM

"I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:11 PM

"Don't give me the finger. I'll fucking have you killed."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:13 PM

"I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

greymatters get online

smaller hands

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

"I'm not a whore. I'm a call girl. There's a difference."

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:21 PM

"One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch."

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:23 PM

"This is all going to end badly."

jezebel

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:40 PM

GREYMATTERS YOU DIDN'T LET ME EXPLAIN THE N00DZ.

smaller hands

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:42 PM

n00dz? who did you send n00dz to? the new guy?

plurry

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:46 PM

Stefanie is a grown woman now, she can send nudes to whomever she likes.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 7:52 PM

yeah, but this isn't the "intentionally vague confessions" thread. i thought she might like to share with the group.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Leave Stefanie alone, dad.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:17 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:27 PM

she posted, asshole. i should run my responses by you first?

edit: what's more, how dare you say such a thing. lol dad.
like i have a long standing history of trying to guide her through life.. oh wait, now i get it. you were projecting.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:27 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:27 PM

Speaking of la petit mort: That site is pissing me off. The last couple times I visited, the only free sample they had made available was of a GUY.

...and no, grey...I did NOT watch it anyway.

EDIT: Wait....n00dz?!?!

Dusty TheHick

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:31 PM

she posted, asshole. i should run my responses by you first?

edit: what's more, how dare you say such a thing. lol dad.
like i have a long standing history of trying to guide her through life.. oh wait, now i get it. you were projecting.

Somebody needs a nap. Here, take my pillow.


Dusty, it's okay if you watch guys jerking off. I promise.

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:31 PM

No...no it wouldn't be.

Dusty TheHick

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:33 PM

Dusty, why are you so afraid of watching guys jerk off? Are you afraid it's going to turn you gay?

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:43 PM

plurry ilu

smaller hands

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:47 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:49 PM

^ ilu2

Somebody needs a nap.

i'm not tired in the least bit, but i am bitchy as fuck. i'm frustrated and pissed off at and about a myriad of people/things/circumstances. i'm looking to pick a fight. i want to add to the chaos.

someone is sleeping on the couch tonight.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:48 PM

plurry ilu

plurry, don't listen to her, she's the devil, she's trying to trick you into loving her small ass.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:51 PM

*offers plurry a midol*

catloaf

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:53 PM
Edited Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 8:55 PM

^ takes one and asks for a second.. and a third.

plurry, don't listen to her, she's the devil

she's the devil? that's code for "run to her", yes?

plurry

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 9:06 PM

yes

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 9:10 PM

plurry, Stefanie likes to be sexed without a condom. Remember that.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 9:25 PM

i'm juxtaposed.

plurry

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