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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 2:51 PM Apparently, while I was out grocery shopping, federal agents came to our door and asked for the girl who lives next door, in the landlady's basement. After much hemming and hawing, of which my housemates only heard a little, they confiscated her car. The only cohesive narrative point I can get is that it said BBR on their jackets. Apparently my Google-fu is weak. Does anyone know what the fuck BBR is, and what it means? We figure it's got to be drugs, but it would be cool if it were something even more scandalous. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 3:26 PM This is a horribly boring story. BORING BORING BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! —John Lennon |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 3:42 PM Please tell us another story about you sitting at home by yourself because no one came to your party, Drake. Liz, this is why you should never go grocery shopping. You miss all the good stuff. My roommate went to the grocery store this afternoon and missed me taking my nap. —mandeemoo22 |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 3:55 PM i have a thing for grocery store, cashier hotties. —plurry |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 4:04 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 4:07 PM F both of you, Liz and Mandee.
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 4:37 PM Turns out they were taking possession of her car because she put it up for her friend's bail, and he didn't show for his court date. I was so hoping for something that might result in a gunfight on the premises. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 8:19 PM Those are fightin words, Drake! —acm323 |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 8:24 PM Please tell us another story about you sitting at home by yourself because no one came to your party, Drake. -mandeemoo22
I lol'd.
Drake, when are you going to stop being a little bitch?
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 10:34 PM This guy is like the new Don Rickles. But he's like Jerry Seinfeld too. I'm going to call him Jerry Rickles. Funny guy, funny guy, that Jerry Rickles. —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 10:47 PM And let me tell you about us Jews. We sure have a lot of money. Amirite, folks? —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:27 PM And don't forget about us black folks. We're always like "I'm gonna rob you mothafizzle". Amirite? —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:32 PM And us gays, boy, we sure do love the cock. Know what I'm saying? (attn: Laith^) —Jaffa Cakes |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:37 PM WTF? We have fags in our midst? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Somebody! Quick! Get a tire iron, a blowtorch and some dildos. We're gonna teach 'em a lesson! —anobody |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:58 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:59 PM And speaking of stereotypes, how bout those horrible Asian drivers? See the reason I think they don't drive very well is over in China and other Asian countries where they mostly had mopeds and bicycles, they got used to just looking ahead of them and to the side, not behind them. So they just drive like there's no one behind them, completely oblivious to the traffic jam they're causing trying to maneuver their Daihatsu Charades or Toyota MPVs in the far left lane of the interstate. But I mean they only go out on the roads after they've put in a 12 hour day at the lab or their restaurant or the nail salon, so good times. Also I don't think they can see very well when they're driving, the sun is always in their eyes. —John Lennon |
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:58 PM New information has come to light that has forced me to reconsider my gay-bashing ways. If you need to find me, I'll be playing the construction worker. —anobody |
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 12:53 AM Tell me what you specifically got or I will have to start torturing you. Tell me what I want to know, NOW! —greymatters |
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 1:08 AM Mushrooms (moldy, it turns out), five jalapeņos, unbleached flour, rye flour, olive oil, yeast, mozzarella, blue cheese, pine nuts. —TortillaFactory |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 12:53 PM No, because it was his birthday and the party was for that occasion. Stop ruining my story with your puns! —mandeemoo22 |
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