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those of us who have no valentine....

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 6:26 PM

watch this and cry...

adams_babymomma

  

lexieho

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 7:04 PM

the kid totally hadhis dick in a box.

lexieho

  

plurry

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 7:05 PM

last year at this time, i was all about this cold, black chick.
she was mildly interested. even that is a bit of a stretch.
neither of us had valentines, so we decided to be valentines by default.
i stayed the night and we cuddled. that's as far as it went.
this year, i'm going to be spending valentines alone. my girl traded me in for a 20 year old drug dealer with priors who lives with his parents in a white trash town that time forgot. ;(

plurry

  

Darkfloyd

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 9:53 PM
Edited Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 9:54 PM

I think last year around Valentines day I went out with a girl I had a secret crush on to buy my girlfriend at the time some quick cheap gifts. I think I got her a stuffed monkey, some chocolates and something else lame. Anywho, when I was at work my gf snuck into my dorm and left me a bunch of balloons, a big heart shaped cookie cake, made me this big card with ten reasons why she liked me, got me the jones soda valentines sodas and got me random candy. I didn't know what to say. I felt like such a dick. Fuck Valentines day.

Darkfloyd

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 10:14 PM

Valentines is generally not celebrated in this house. This year the movie theater we are members of are throwing a party with free chocolate and a free movie--generally though 2/14 is amateur night--it's sort of like going out of town on labor day weekend. Everyone else is doing it so why not volunteer to work, make the OT, and take the following weekend off?

bguirk

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 1:13 AM

For those of you who don't have a valentine should look
at the wonderful notion that your saving your money and time
for a bullshit holiday.

I read somewhere that Valentines during the roman age men would
beat their woman around this time of year to make them fertile
so granted 9 months from now a little gun weilding black tooth striker will be sucking down some walmart formula.

Also that it's possibly named after 2 valentines in the catholic church. One was executed for marrying soilders forbidden to get married to women in time of war and the other seemed like a pedophile cuz children would write him letters in prison.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 1:36 AM

same valentine as last year. ho hum.

the thing is I have a fatty crush on a girl in my PE class, and I talked to her, and it was just hella fun just talking to her, and I looked forward to 6th period everyday.

But at semester, she transferred out of that PE period, and I'm so sad. I haven't even seen her in like a week. = [ I swear she liked me back, but now I'll never know, man this feels like such a wasted opportunity.

well, I guess I'll go out with my lady and stuff, but idk, I kindof want a break from her, not a permanent break, just a reprieve or whatever. I don't know what to do. mehhhhhhh

Stryker311

  

Nectar of the Tards

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 3:45 AM

"the kid totally had his dick in a box."

To: Lexieho

From: Nectar

Nectar of the Tards

  

Darkfloyd

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 8:37 AM

You're thinking of Lupercalia, rAnCIDsICk@!!! They would use leathery skins of animals and run around and sort of "tap" or lightly hit women they wanted to bang, to sorta let them know that. It was mostly adolescents, and no one was beat. I learned something in Latin class in highschool.

Darkfloyd

  

000

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 10:46 AM

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chix0r

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 3:45 PM

I went to the dentist instead of seeing my boyfriend today, and now I can't chew anything for 24 hours.

chix0r

  

000

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 4:06 PM

000

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 4:19 PM

my mom got her bottom braces on today. she's 51 years old. aw.

smaller hands

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 5:20 PM

I think straight teeth are really super cool, but my dentist told me I'd have to wear a retainer for the rest of my life, and that's not worth it.

chix0r

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 7:34 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 7:34 PM

so this guy in my class starts talking to me out of the blue..he was like "yeah we should study for the exam"..so we exchange numbers and this morning he sent me a text message saying

"hey lena, i know i just met you, but i just wanted to give you an early valentines love wish. remember Jesus is the reason for love...

love david..."

yeah that's pretty creepy..

adams_babymomma

  

anobody

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 8:19 PM

You should tell him that nobody fucks with the Jesus.

anobody

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 8:31 PM

you should tell him that you fucked jesus in the ass.

lexieho

  

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 8:36 PM

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mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 8:48 PM

lena, is this guy hot?

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 9:26 PM

LENA, RUN! DON'T LOOK BACK. RUN!!!

plurry

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 12:34 AM

I could have gone the whole day without seeing Jesus fucking Christ.
Totally ruined.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 2:53 PM

lena, is this guy hot?

—mandeemoo22

no..he's black..

but not ghetto, real nice and proper

adams_babymomma

  

key grabber

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 4:28 PM

Go for it!
Go for that black pipe!

key grabber

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 7:46 PM

aw a nice black guy! you should go for it.

mandeemoo22

  

von zipper

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 7:56 PM

I'm glad smaller hand's Mom is getting bottom braces. Later, when my bottom begins to sag, I too will get a bottom brace.

von zipper

  

greymatters

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 at 3:44 AM

watch this and cry...

I imagined that the little boy committed suicide after getting home. Then, I cried, through the laughter.

greymatters

  

lik som got dam fuckin freak

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 2:06 PM

ah nostalgia.

lik som got dam fuckin freak

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 2:32 PM

Well, last year I was happily in a relationship with somebody i considered to be the greatest girl I'd ever met.

This year, not so much. After feeding me the 'I couldn't imagine not being friends with you line' she hardly talks to me at all. It's lovely, really.

and on a side note, the girl I'm kinda sorta potentially crushing on [I'm not sure at this point, it's been awhile since I've had a CRUSH] is the daughter of two of my teachers...the Mr. teaches AP Government, the Mrs. teaches AP Literature. So that's a little rough.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 2:34 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 2:35 PM


hehehee... listen to what he says at the very end!

How the fuck could someone say that with a straight face?

whoisnumbaone

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 3:34 PM

lmfao

Dark Laith

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 3:59 PM

hahaha

Dusty TheHick

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 4:36 PM

i thought this was a new thread and i was like "damn" about plurry's gf.

stefanie

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 4:44 PM

I have no Valentine this year.

bguirk

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 5:05 PM

^ I don't either. Is your local club throwing an anti-valentines day party?

adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 5:42 PM

I will say as a qualifier that I am in good standing with both of those teachers...still terrifying, as they're both super intimidating people (if you're on their bad side. Thankfully I'm on the good side of both. Haha). Any suggestions anybody?

andrewwagner777

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 6:04 PM

Damn that must suck for the girl. I can't imagine my dad being a teacher at my high school.

adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 6:10 PM

Yeah, both her parents as 12th Grade Teachers...Her dad's the assistant basketball coach, too (she's on the team). and her 9th grade sister (the only remaining member of the family) is on the team as well, and next year the entire family will be at the same high school. Haha.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 6:15 PM

I have a last-minue valentine i guess..... we are meeting at Taco Bell for lunch. GOOD TIMES!

whoisnumbaone

  

mandee

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 6:49 PM

i'm seeing step up 2.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 7:48 PM

I have no Valentine this year.

—bguirk


Wait...I thought you were married...or should I lurk moar?

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 8:50 PM

Apparently the wife wouldn't let him have a girlfriend this year. Women, hmmph...

Beat It!

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 10:03 PM

the thing is I have a fatty crush on a girl in my PE class, and I talked to her, and it was just hella fun just talking to her, and I looked forward to 6th period everyday.

But at semester, she transferred out of that PE period, and I'm so sad. I haven't even seen her in like a week. = [ I swear she liked me back, but now I'll never know, man this feels like such a wasted opportunity.

well, I guess I'll go out with my lady and stuff, but idk, I kindof want a break from her, not a permanent break, just a reprieve or whatever. I don't know what to do. mehhhhhhh

Whoaaa, that's crazy, I can't believe I wrote that! I feel like an ass... Ohhh, I know what girl I was referring to, yeah she was really cute, but I don't think she liked me back. I'm an idiot!

Well I sortof have a Valentine this year, she thinks that we're together, but I don't look at it that way.

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Edited Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:32 AM


Wait...I thought you were married...or should I lurk moar?

—Dusty TheHick

She's headed out of town tomorrow.

Apparently the wife wouldn't let him have a girlfriend this year.

That too.

^ I don't either. Is your local club throwing an anti-valentines day party?

—adams_babymomma

My school is holding a talent show to raise money or something. I hate clubs and avoid them at all costs.

bguirk

  

anobody

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:41 PM

this year, i'm going to be spending valentines alone. my girl traded me in for a 20 year old drug dealer with priors who lives with his parents in a white trash town that time forgot. ;(

Bummer (though, to be fair considering the girl, doesn't seem so surprising, and you're probably better off without her though I'm sure it doesn't feel that way).

As long as we're sharing, I'm definitely not *quite* having one of my all-time favorite Valentine's days.

Long / protracted story and I'll spare you the details but a girl (pause) friend who I'm really into and I've been spending a lot of time with has a boy(no pause)friend who flew into town yesterday, so she's hanging out with him all weekend.

In the long run, I'm sure it's all just as well and I probably needed to be slapped in the face with reality, but for the moment, it's just oodles of fun.

Seeing all of the other people who are mopey walking around campus is about the only thing that's keeping me from getting too down (and there is a certain amount of hollow / materialistic consolation in the knowledge that I'm making more than double their combined income - though I'd take the girl over the money given the chance).

anobody

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Ok, I just got back from my Taco Bell Valentines. I saw my X chick (she was neevr technically my gf, although we were pretty much dating for all intents and purposes), she is now 8 months pregnant with some douchebag LA sheriff's baby. It was ok, we talked forever and it was all smiles and good times. Im really glad its over, especially becasue she is pregnant. Thank GOD its not my kid! Im young (24) and I have too much to live for right now.

I am kinda lonely though. I miss having a GF, and all of my friends live 9 hours away. School is a bitch, but ill be done soon.

HAPPY VDAY TLC!!!

whoisnumbaone

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:29 PM

In the long run, I'm sure it's all just as well and I probably needed to be slapped in the face with reality, but for the moment, it's just oodles of fun.

Speaking from some limited experience here--LTR's tend to fail more than last when people are in school and the thing that triggers failure is usually a bad weekend visit. While things are painful for you now and the thought of them going at it is probably killing you the chances of them breaking up are exponentially higher now. You could up them some more by going out to dinner with the two of them this weekend and engaging her in some talk about some things you've done together--get her to smile about it ect. Good times.

bguirk

  

anfernee

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:29 PM

wow, does ANYONE on TLC have a valentine? Holy crap, what a bunch of sploozers we are. Even though I seem to be one of the only ones with a Valentine, it's somewhat reluctantly, so I share and feel TLC pain going around

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:35 PM

wow, does ANYONE on TLC have a valentine?

I did drive my wife to the airport today and we wished each other a happy valentine's day so that sorta counts? It's a stupid made up day even for people who do have one. I hate buying crap.

bguirk

  

anobody

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Im young (24) and I have too much to live for right now

I'm 31 and I've always felt too young to have kids but now that I'm finally graduating and I have a decent job, the idea doesn't seem nearly as ridiculous as it once did.

Speaking from some limited experience here--LTR's tend to fail more than last when people are in school and the thing that triggers failure is usually a bad weekend visit

I feel like a prick for it but I do hope that's how things go.

You could up them some more by going out to dinner with the two of them this weekend and engaging her in some talk about some things you've done together--get her to smile about it ect. Good times.

That's about 180 degrees from my plan (which was to disappear altogether while he's in town)

anobody

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 1:41 PM

I'm tellin' you man--tell her you want to meet him. Go out for sushi or mexican or something. Have a time limit. If you avoid him then it puts your "i like her" cards on the table before you want to play them.

bguirk

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 3:39 PM

I'm going with a few of my single friends to my school's hockey game...It's going to be on national TV, if you have FSN North, it'll be on there.

No, I'm not interested in any of them.

Things went well with the teacher's daughter girl today :)

andrewwagner777

  

plurry

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:16 PM

Bummer (though, to be fair considering the girl, doesn't seem so surprising, and you're probably better off without her though I'm sure it doesn't feel that way).

ugh, this thread is a year old!!!

last year, i was upset over kristy. i haven't talked to her since january of 2007, and i hope not to ever again. that was hard to get over considering how long i had known her, the way things went down and how enmeshed we were.

i have a valentine this year. she's home at the moment, but should be returning very soon.

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:18 PM

I no longer get down about Valentine's Day. I scarcely even NOTICE it anymore.


Also, what bguirk said...it's just an arbitrary day.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 5:46 PM

I like what I said about it last year better.

bguirk

  

derekho

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 8:00 PM

Lexie and I hung out?

I have to study for my Medieval History midterm tomorrow though, so it wasn't anything fancy. We will go out to dinner tomorrow or saturday.

derekho

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 8:02 PM

mike and I went to the dollar store. it was very festive. while out shopping, we ran into about 4 people from his past that he hadn't seen in years, including an old crush. also a guy with a greasy ponytail. it was odd.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 8:05 PM

I wish someone would've gotten me some candy hearts :(.

bguirk

  

derekho

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 8:06 PM

I gave lexie a massage and she let me take a nap. Oh and we went on a puppy walk and ate candy/cupcakes.

derekho

  

foob2011

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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 12:03 AM

ill be your valentine, abm.

foob2011

  

Beat It!

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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 6:24 AM

Valentine's was great, thanks for asking.

Beat It!

  

chix0r

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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 8:44 AM

>>i thought this was a new thread and i was like "damn" about plurry's gf.

I was so confused because I knew he was with a different girl now.

My boyfriend and I didn't have plans to see each other, but when we didn't get to fuck on his birthday (and also he realized the next day was Valentine's Day), he offered to come over after TKD. We 69'd and he moaned a lot and it was awesome, and then we fucked and it was more awesome because I can pull his hair now that it's short and he loves that.

chix0r

  

mandee

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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:52 AM

i like to pretend that 69ing is a myth. does anyone else always laugh whenever they see 69 anywhere?

mandee

  

bguirk

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Friday, February 15, 2008 at 9:59 AM

yes--and I feel like a 12 year old when I do.

bguirk

  

greymatters

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 1:05 AM

My boyfriend and I didn't have plans to see each other, but when we didn't get to fuck on his birthday (and also he realized the next day was Valentine's Day), he offered to come over after TKD. We 69'd and he moaned a lot and it was awesome, and then we fucked and it was more awesome because I can pull his hair now that it's short and he loves that.

Whenever chix0r describes one of her sexual encounters, it sounds so cold, like she's describing herself jumping rope. With a penis in her mouth.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 1:09 AM

how dare you imply that chix0r is cold.

HOW DARE YOU.

TortillaFactory

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 11:55 AM

does anyone else always laugh whenever they see 69 anywhere?

—mandee

A girl in my speech class was doing a speech on asperger syndrome, and she had on a player 69 hoodie. She was so intense and passionate about her speech, yet her clothes were suggesting a different vibe.

She also kept pronouncing "asperger" as "ass burger"

adams_babymomma

  

mandee

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 12:09 PM

i just lol'd at that image. ah aspergers.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 2:53 PM

Whenever chix0r describes one of her sexual encounters, it sounds so cold, like she's describing herself jumping rope. With a penis in her mouth.

—greymatters


^attn: Laith

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 3:10 PM

cold is hot.

plurry

  

mandee

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Monday, February 18, 2008 at 3:26 PM

yeah

mandee

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