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Monday, February 5, 2007 at 2:03 AM
Edited Monday, February 5, 2007 at 2:07 AM I MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU FOR MILES, AND OVER 32 MINUTES.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LAZY.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HAIR IDEAS
I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR PURPLE
I LOVE YOU MORE THAT POOP FEELS BROWN
OUR LOVE IS A SOCCER BALL THAT NEVER DIES I LOVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKETS
I LOVE YOU BY POPULAR DEMAND
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL COLORS OF GLASS
HATE? NO CANNOT HAVE. LOVE. WE WILL CHURN THE BUTTERS OF OUR LOVE
AND IT WILL PASS THROUGH US
THE BOWELS OF OUR LOVE ARE LOVE
WHEN OUR LOVE FIGHTS OUR LOVE WE ALL LOVE I LOVE YOU GUYS, x169 1-UPS!!!
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE AN INVASION
INVADING ROBOTS OF LOVE
INVADING LIZARDS OF LOVE
INVADING MOSQUITOES OF LOVE
INVADING HAIR-CLIPS OF LOVE WE MADE A BRIDGE OF LOVE
FOR THE INVADING LOVE ARMY
OUR LOVE TOOK US TO MARS
GRRRRR....
MARS AND THE MOON AND EARTH
THE ENSEMBLE CAST OF OUR LOVE I LOVE YOU WITH MY EYES OPEN
I LOVE YOU WITH MY ANUS WINKING
I LOVE YOU WITH LYRICS
I LOVE YOU WITHOUT RHYME AND REASON I LOVE YOU WITHOUT LOWERCASE LETTERS
Если ты читаете это
то ты поставляете сфинктеры.
I LOVE YOU USUALLY NOT IN THE CYRILLIC ALPHABET I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU
I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO CHEW GLASS AND MIMIC MR. ED.
I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO FRAME HERPES FOR FEMINISM I LOVE YOU ON PORTS 322-8080
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I CAN RAP
I LOVE YOU WHERE I WOULD GET A TRACHEOTOMY RING
I LOVE YOU AS WE LAY IN ARIZONA BAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SLEEP AND STRESS
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN RED BULL TAINTS MY ANAL WIND
I LOVE YOU ENOUGH NOT TO MAKE THESE MY LAST WORDS I LOVE YOU AS I SINK TO A NEW LOW
I LOVE YOU AS I DEAL WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS
I LOVE YOU AS I AM A NERD TONIGHT
I LOVE YOU AS I EVALUATE MY MOOD PROBLEMS I LOVE YOU LIKE THE STUBBLE ON A HOOKER'S LEGS
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE STUBBLE ON A HOOKER'S FACE
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A SINGLE EDGE RAZOR CUTS AND TRANSVESTITES ADAM'S APPLE WHILE SHAVING
I LOVE YOU IN A STUPID SET OF STAR WARS TRILOGIES I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I WANT YOUR HELP
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN IDEAS I HAVE FOR THIS POEM
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN POEMS
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I WILL PARTIALLY PLAGIARIZE ALLEN GINSBERG WHILE I LOVE YOU ARE NOT SAFE
WHILE I LOVE YOU I AM NOT SAFE
WHILE I LOVE YOU WE ARE REALLY IN THE TOTAL ANIMAL SOUP OF TIME I LOVE YOU TO RECREATE THE SYNTAX AND MEASURE OF POOR HUMAN PROSE
I LOVE YOU TO STAND BEFORE YOU SPEECHLESS AND INTELLIGENT AND SHANKING WITH SHAME
I LOVE YOU REJECTED YET CONFESSIONG OUT THE SOUL TO FONFORM TO THE RHYTHM OF THOUGHT
I LOVE THE MADMAN BUM AND ANGEL BEAT IN TIME I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE WHERE YOU ARE MADDER THAN I AM
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE WHERE YOU CANNOT HAVE
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE WHERE THE FACULTIES OF MINKA'S BOOBS WILL NEVER REACH THE BRINK OF ADAM'S ABSENCE
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE WHERE STRYKER'S CONDITION HAS BECOME SERIOUS AND IS REPORTED ON THE RADIO
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE WHERE A 50 INCH COCCYX WILL NEVER RETURN THE AUDIENCE FROM IT'S PILGRIMAGE
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE IN MY DREAMS WHERE ADAM'S URETHRA WALKS WITHOUT DRIPPING FROM A RED SEA OF DANNY BONADUCE'S PUBES AND STRYKER'S EYE-LINER
I LOVE YOU ON LOVELINE AS WE JOURNEY ON THE AIRWAVES TO THE WALKMAN AS I TURN THE DIAL TO CLASSICAL MUSIC UNDER THE WESTERN NIGHT, DO YOU LOVE IT? —ZT-In-Thought |
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Theo |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 1:38 PM me too? —Theo |
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plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 1:47 PM theo, i think the bashing of you is over.
we've found more despicable people loathe here. —plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 3:41 PM I guess there's a fine line between MURDER and LOVE. You know I love ya, Zeet! —pookie |
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Theo |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 5:52 PM Wow, someone is hated more than me...., i'm offended. so who is the unlucky bastard?
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 6:13 PM I guess there's a fine line between MURDER and LOVE. You know I love ya, Zeet! —pookie I guess so. I was sleep-deprived enough to commit MURDER when I wrote that... well.. not really, but I can pretend.
Wow, someone is hated more than me...., i'm offended. so who is the unlucky bastard? —Theo Drakeguy19, aka John Lennon... also maybe striker. I'm not sure about anobody. —ZT-In-Thought |
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plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:03 PM we all accused anobody of being theo in the beginning. —plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:39 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:52 PM (lol)Even I'm not a big enough of a loser to come here and fake who i am...
anyone want to sum up the things that happened for people to think he was me, I'm intrigued. —Theo |
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anobody |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:51 PM Depressing, isn't it? —anobody |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:58 PM He wanted us to contact the producers of Loveline so that he could become co-host. He also just has that obnoxious self-important attitude about him. But, he's growing on me, probably because of the awfulness of drake and striker. Although, drake is worse than striker because I think of striker as just a character. —mandeemoo22 |
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plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 9:58 PM too nice. clingy. seemed to be seeking attention. our initial reaction was to abuse him.
he seemed to not mind the abuse. so... —plurry |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 10:09 PM Now that Theo is back does that mean Anderson will post here again? Silent Virgin? Lynette? Did Bryan start his blog up again? —bguirk |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 10:11 PM so that he could become co-host Just to be clear - I just wanted to get a chance to audition for the job. Although, drake is worse than striker because I think of striker as just a character. I want to argue with you - just like I wanted to correct ZT for "also maybe striker" but you're both right (although I don't hate Drake - I just feel for him). To me, the most annoying (maybe even loathsome) thing about striker is that he's so desperate for attention, he's quite happy to say anything he thinks we'll find offensive just to get a rise. I'm not bullshitting when I say that I'd actually like and respect him a lot more if he actually was a racist misogynistic pig. —anobody |
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Thursday, February 8, 2007 at 8:46 AM Now that Theo is back does that mean Anderson will post here again? Silent Virgin? Lynette? Did Bryan start his blog up again? —bguirk It would be so nice if things were like they were in the past, wouldn't it? —Dark Laith |
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John Lennon |
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Thursday, February 8, 2007 at 2:09 PM Harshing on me again I see. Can't you guys pile on Anna Nicole Smith or something, at least I haven't had any kids. —John Lennon |
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