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There is no "I" in "herpes."

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:24 PM

Got this postcard the other day.

What say you? Are we finally nearing the triumph of medicine over genital sores? Drew must be wetting his pants. I'd know, if I could bear listening to the show since the Carollaectomy.

Audrey Raines

  

bguirk

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:36 PM

I went through my semi-promiscuous youth w/o getting any STD's (though I might've given a yeast infection or two). Now that I'm married I don't want any of them cured. It's really the only thing I hvae left.

bguirk

  

ZT-In-Thought

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:47 PM

Don't volunteer for it. But if you can get paid and the side-effects are tolerable, then go for it.

ZT-In-Thought

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:50 PM

I'm more afraid of my parents finding out. I don't think I will, but it amused me nonetheless.

Audrey Raines

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:56 PM

heh, I've been seeing that ad on buses for a while now. Although they might not have been for Phase III.

Dark Laith

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:57 PM

Yeah, I think phase III is the most recent development, looks like the vaccine's been in the works since 2002.

Audrey Raines

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 9:01 PM
Edited Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 9:04 PM

Phase III? Vaccines? Are you sure UW isn't just some elaborate scheme cooked up by a Bond villain for some insidious plot involving coffee and huskies?

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Yes.

Audrey Raines

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 9:05 PM

I'm really into paid studies. I did one where I looked at Ivy league school websites for an hour and got paid $75. Then I did another for Gillette and I tested toothbrushes. I came very close to doing this brain thing for $1000, but then I chickened out. Find out how much they pay.

mandeemoo22

  

Stryker311

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 1:28 AM

Why would your mom care? And how in the hell would she find out?

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 2:20 AM

Moms know everything.

catloaf

  

striker

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Edited Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 12:41 PM

<<"There is no "I" in "herpes."

You can't spell herpes without "her"

striker

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 1:34 PM

HERPES ALSO SPELLS SPHERE

mandeemoo22

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 5:56 PM

There is no "I" in "slut" but there is a "U"....and by "U" i mean YOU..YOU DAMMIT..ALL YOU HERPES ASS INFESTED HOBAGS.

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 5:58 PM

oh and by the way how come they only show minorities on that postcard?

blacks, half blacks and latinas have herpes?...must be

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:00 PM

TF im gonna post that on myspace..hope you dont mind.

and yes i will be directly linking.

adams_babymomma

  

jezebel

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:03 PM

The woman on the left looks white. Ish.

Wait, are TortillaFactory and Audrey Raines the same person? You people and your multiple personalities...

jezebel

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:03 PM

ZOMGZ! Well, it's Photobucket foots the bill, not I.

Audrey Raines

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:04 PM

Wait, are TortillaFactory and Audrey Raines the same person?

DUN DUN DUN!

Audrey Raines

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:09 PM

anobody

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:11 PM

^ I'd delete that one.

Audrey Raines

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 6:15 PM

What's wrong? Don't want people to see your picture?

anobody

  

chix0r

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 7:08 PM

>>oh and by the way how come they only show minorities on that postcard? blacks, half blacks and latinas have herpes?

Technically, they're looking for people without herpes. So only the people not shown have herpes.

chix0r

  

jezebel

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 7:23 PM

I like the name Audrey, although I think I'm partial to those of the Hepburn persuasion.

Meh. Carry on. Herpes and whatnot.

jezebel

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 7:27 PM

A nobody, when are you going to realise people want you to delete your posts for your own good?

Audrey Raines

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 7:33 PM

Just a few days after the heat death of the universe.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 8:37 PM

anobody's posts constantly make me laugh just because of the fact that he keeps making them.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 8:45 PM

Enjoy it while you can - someday it might all come to a crashing halt.

Probably not, but you never know.

anobody

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 8:58 PM

audrey kitching..(brendon uries's ex)

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:00 PM
Edited Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:01 PM

so do I gte a prize for being the first person to realize that audrey and TF are the same peeps?


btw my 43 year old compuer science instructor has a myspace..

did you know that technology can replace pharmacists? 0 pharmacists exsit in Japan.

adams_babymomma

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:06 PM
Edited Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:07 PM

so do I gte a prize for being the first person to realize that audrey and TF are the same peeps?

Only if you've known since January 4'th. Otherwise, it was common knowledge.

did you know that technology can replace pharmacists?

Yes.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:09 PM

I thought pharmacists in Japan were just called "drug dealers."

catloaf

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:23 PM

A nobody has it right for once - I never tried to hide it.

Audrey Raines

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 9:42 PM

For once.

anobody

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:05 PM

^ I'd delete that one.

Audrey Raines

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:24 PM

I'm sure you would.

anobody

  

Audrey Raines

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:34 PM

^ I'd de -

Oh, you see where this is going.

Audrey Raines

  

greymatters

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Friday, January 19, 2007 at 11:02 PM

The word on the street is that Audrey Raines will be killed off on the show this season. Tiffany, when she gets killed off the show, I will have to kill you too. It's just how the cookie crumbles.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 2:51 AM

cookies...

mmmmmmmmmmmm

catloaf

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 2:56 AM

The word on the street? Really? By the same people who kept insisting Donald Sutherland was going to play old Mr. Bauer?

Burn.

Audrey Raines

  

greymatters

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 2:57 AM

When Audrey Raines dies, you die. Deal with it!

greymatters

  

Audrey Raines

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 2:59 AM

Much like Voldemort, I will merely assume another form and return with a vengeance.

Audrey Raines

  

greymatters

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 2:59 AM

I will be here to kill you, once more.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 7:54 AM

I got really into the first couple of seasons of 24 when I broke my Netflix cherry. I was even rooting for Jack when he was torturing the terrorist by killing off his family - and I effing hate torture.

... but then they did the whole germ warefare thing. The science was so bad and the story so convoluted that I just couldn't enjoy it.

Still, I do look forward to 24: The movie. Not sure if I'll be able to stay up for the whole thing, but it'll be an interesting experience to watch it in a theater.

anobody

  

striker

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 1:10 PM

<<"There is no "I" in "herpes."

You can't spell herpes without "her"

[still the funniest post in this thread]

striker

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