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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 4:32 PM A couple days ago on Saturday morning, my "She" came and played at the golf course I work at. My co-worker also knows this girl because they played high-school golf together and also ran cross-country. Anyway, they chatted before her round and she asked for his phone number so they could play golf together in the future. He text messaged me all of this (since I had the day off), and has continued to flaunt her number in my face since then. As far as I know, she's still with her boyfriend. He said that she wants me to join them when they do play, but I think he's lying. I doubt he even brought my name up. Should I Myspace message her and see what's up, or does that seem lame? —OneNutAaron |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 4:44 PM Yea man message her. If she thinks its lame and asks why you messaged her, tell her because you wanted to. She is pretty slick this one huh? Giving out her number to some guy to play golf. And asking that his friend join in...LMAO. She is "the one"º. —AbsolutCarib |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:45 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:45 PM But Andrew isn't even old enough to vote. —smaller hands |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:45 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:45 PM The little popcorn guy made me LOL. Stef, it's not Andrew and no he isn't. He posted his college graduation pictures I think. —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:47 PM Oh, I know but I was thinking of Andrew's diatribes about thinking a girl is into him who has a boyfriend and except he was away for summer camp and they talk on the phone and brush hands when they sit next to each other at the movie theatre. —smaller hands |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:01 PM wait, is this the same girl that he got pregnant? or a different one? —lexieho |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:06 PM so many andrews!!! andrewwagner = never got a girl pregnant but asked some girl out and she totally was like yes and he was like omg i have a girlfriend stryker = anfernee = andrew = got drunk in reno and had unprotected sex whilst cheating on his ladyfriend —mandeemoo22 |
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lexieho |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:08 PM ok. thankyou. it doesn't help that sometimes i think of anobody as an andreww. —lexieho |
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anobody |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:34 PM I'm vaguely insulted by that. Think of me as an Anthony instead. —anobody |
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plurry |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:39 PM i'm still fond of analbody. —plurry |
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anobody |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:46 PM well I'm still fond of you too. Come here and gimme a hug! [/drop] —anobody |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:03 PM Should I Myspace message her and see what's up, or does that seem lame? Yes it seems lame. If it were noble to suffer in agony over some chick who's not interested in you I would be a prince by now. Give her up. Ask someone else out. Get laid. Have a life. You're living your life like you're in a Meg Ryan movie. —bguirk |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:06 PM you have no idea how much i wish that i didn't live in reality. —mandeemoo22 |
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plurry |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:15 PM well I'm still fond of you too. i'm not talking about you personally, dumbass, but for the record, i think you're alright.
it's the term i'm fond of. —plurry |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:28 PM Aaron, listen to Frou Frou, let go. She has a boyfriend, she doesn't see you in that way, it's a lost cause. In what world do you see yourself playing eighteen in that threesome with this girl, she sees you in your polo and says to herself, "I need to fuck this boy so bad, I'm going to dump my boyfriend on the 19th hole." Aaron, you're not an idiot, this chick may be hot but there are just as hot or even hotter chicks that you're passing by who might fuck you. You're too old to have schoolyard crushes linger on for years at a time. Let go; the end. —greymatters |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:52 PM I think it would be fun if we start a thread devoted to Dream Girl/Dream Guy updates. I'm not even being sarcastic; it would be like an e-soap opera. I would read that shit religiously. —jezebel |
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plurry |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:55 PM my married g/f won "dream girl" her senior year at high school. other than her real name, i refer to her in my mind as "dream girl". heh —plurry |
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lexieho |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:05 PM my married g/f won "a case of the hep. c" her senior year at high school. other than her real name, i refer to her in my mind as "heppy". heh
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anobody |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:17 PM i'm not talking about you personally, dumbass Well then - double dumb ass on you! —anobody |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 11:42 PM To learn more about what Friendville has to offer, visit the Friendville Chamber of Commerce, or contact Mayor Andrew Wagner. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 3:00 AM I am so asking Mormon Girl to prom, and she is so going to say no, and I'm so gonna whine about it on this forum...in tears. i think I would die if she said yes. —Stryker311 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 8:20 PM Well, you'd ALREADY be close to dead. If she said yes, it'd be in a coma dream. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 8:31 PM other than her real name, i refer to her in my mind as "heppy". Just thought you should know this is my favorite post from you. Don't change. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 8:33 PM i thought it was pretty solid. nearly laith worthy, but the joke wouldn't be complete with out plurry's previous post. —lexieho |
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OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 9:19 PM Thank you to everyone who replied. I'll drop the hunt because I don't want to seem desperate. And of course, I'll keep you all posted if the situation changes. —OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 9:22 PM We're just looking out for your best interest. Girls are giving away bj's for free now. Do you know how hard I used to have to work for a bj? You've got to be a little bit mercenary about the ladies when you're younger and they're shallow. Not saying there aren't decent women out there in their late teens, early 20's, but a greater percentage of them are horrible at that age and aren't worth much effort. —bguirk |
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OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 9:36 PM Do I need to get in line for one of those free bj's or what? —OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 9:41 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 9:41 PM No, Aaron, there is no line to give free BJs. You can just step right up. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 10:34 PM I GIVE $10 HAND JOBS! FIRST CUM, FIST SERVE! —plurry |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 11:10 PM If you paid $10 for a handjob would you rather it be straight to business and fast or more drawn out? —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 11:22 PM i like short jack sessions. time is money.
i'm going "straight to business and fast". —plurry |
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