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Queen TortillaFactory

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 1:57 PM

The basement lights in my house are all on the same circuit. Total of about five floodlights. Nothing else on that circuit. Someone explain to me why this is the only circuit that ever trips, and it's happened twice in the past few months. Other circuits have about ten heavy-duty appliances on them and they never trip. Why God why. The breaker is in my room, but it's been retardedly labeled by the landlord with things like "lites" that end up turning off all the upstairs sockets. I'm frustrated by electricity.

p.s. I realise I'm opening myself to all sorts of legionisms, but I've got to the point where I enjoy his ricockulous rhetoric.

Queen TortillaFactory

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:06 PM

There's probably an intermittent short in one of your floodlights. If they're outdoor floods, have you noticed that it tends to happen when it rains? Water would be my first guess. If not, it's probably a mechanical issue (like fatigue in the wires).

If you're up to it, maybe you should crack 'em open and check the wiring. If not, maybe you should call an electrician before the place burns down.

anobody

  

Queen TortillaFactory

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:17 PM

they're not, and I'd have to go through the landlady, who never does anything ever.

I'll just keep an eye out for fire.

Queen TortillaFactory

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:21 PM

OK. Worst case scenario, I guess you'll just have a little extra heat for the winter so no sense in worrying.

anobody

  

Mikeyfish-In-TF

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:39 PM

WATCH OUT FOR FIRE!

Mikeyfish-In-TF

  

anobody

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:42 PM

Shouldn't an owl have said that?

anobody

  

mattress in the lane

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:08 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:10 PM

Might be a problem with the electric lines leading in. There's normally two, each 110 volts, and stuff inside is either wired to one or the other but not both. So if one connection is flaky everything wired to that will have problems, and stuff that isn't won't. Call, or have your landlady call, the electric company. If there is something wrong outside of the house they'll fix it for free. Note that if their stuff is fine they'll charge a fee for the false alarm, usually $40. Ask your neightbors if they're having similar problems--the same line usually serves multiple houses. If they are it's probably the line.

I had the same problem last month. A connection failed so half--only half--my house was without power for two days. Of course the half that was down included the furnace. In December. In Michigan. Goodtimes.

mattress in the lane

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:15 PM

FIRE! FIRE! Mmmm, nachos!


John Lennon

  

One Nut Wonder

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 9:13 PM

And here I thought this thread was going to be about CB lingo...

Ten-Four, Good Buddy

One Nut Wonder

  

jezebel

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 9:28 PM

And here I thought this thread was going to be about CB lingo...

In high school, my friends and I used to pretend to be hookers on our dads' CBs. Not to our dads, to truckers.

jezebel

  

John Lennon

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 9:49 PM

I should dust off my CB and talk to the truckers in Stockton.

John Lennon

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 10:53 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Stryker311

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 1:46 AM

CB??

all I'm gettin is cornerback

Stryker311

  

oh-for

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 4:04 AM

It's about time this thread went in the right direction.

Copy, come on!

oh-for

  

anobody

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 5:21 PM

all I'm gettin is cornerback

Googlepedia

anobody

  

jezebel

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:39 PM

My power went out last night and I had to use my cell phone light to find the breakers because I couldn't find a flashlight.

jezebel

  

greymatters

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:44 PM

Tiffany, when the power goes out, do you feel moisture in the air? You could have a brain tumor.

greymatters

  

lexieho

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:14 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:14 PM

or nathaniel could just be jizzing over your head. either way, head for higher grounds.

lexieho

  

greymatters

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:18 PM

Nathaniel doesn't jizz on Tiffany's head, he's a proper gentleman, he jizzes on her stomach. That's what the belly button is for, or so says my grandma (RIP).

greymatters

  

Batman

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:23 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:24 PM

Breaker 1-9, this here's the Rubberduck. You hear me Pigpen, come on?

"We crashed the gate doin' 98. I says let them truckers roll, 10-4."

Batman

  

Queen TortillaFactory

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:29 PM

Grey, stop spying on us.

Flashlights are one of those things that are never around when you need them, like pencils and socks. I want to conduct a study on this phenomenon someday.

Queen TortillaFactory

  

lexieho

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:30 PM

i don't like grey anymore. he/she is trying to convince me that i've never had an orgasm.

lexieho

  

greymatters

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:33 PM

I know Nathaniel better than Nathaniel knows himself. True story. Don't you dare judge me. You see what I did there?


i don't like grey anymore.

why u madd doggy?

greymatters

  

jezebel

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:33 PM

Wear flip-flops, then you don't need socks. Except, I suppose you can't wear flip-flops to the gym. But I did once see a girl wearing Birkenstocks at the gym, which sort of distracted me for a while. She was, like, working out and everything. I think I even furrowed my brow and looked confused, which is sort of hard to do while you're on an elliptical machine.

jezebel

  

Queen TortillaFactory

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:31 PM

imitation != knowledge, fool. You know nothing of my Nathaniel. NOTHING!

Lexie, don't listen to him, your body doesn't lie.

Queen TortillaFactory

  

lexieho

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:33 PM

but five emails in a row don't lie.......i'm so confused.....what's my name again

[blink 182 anyone?]

lexieho

  

greymatters

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:36 PM

imitation != knowledge, fool. You know nothing of my Nathaniel. NOTHING!

Nathaniel kind of sord of looks like Jim when he orgasms in the dark while on top of you. confirm/deny

greymatters

  

Queen TortillaFactory

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:37 PM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:38 PM

Five emails in a row? He's on a crusade.

Grey IM'd me once regarding James Spader, but I was already asleep because Nathaniel had gone to bed and I had no reason to stay up. He probably thinks I shunned him, but I really just didn't even know.

EDIT: as in Halpert? Yes yes.

Queen TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 10:42 PM

I knew you were sleeping, that's why I IMed you. I didn't want to actually talk to you, just let you know you missed Spader on Conan.

greymatters

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