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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 11:12 AM WHY ASSYRIANS CANNOT BE TERRORISTS!!
1 . 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing
it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. —adams_babymomma |
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MajandraFan |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 9:05 AM Yeah, you're prolly the only Assyrian here. I was watching American Dreamz tonight with two muds, and Mandy Moore was looking bleh but the cousin of the suicide bomber contestant made me think I have a fetish for west asian girls with big noses. Since most dudes are like "dude, no". And I'm just yes yes yes she's so cute.
It would be funny if the actress was Italian or Mexican or something. —MajandraFan |
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